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A 500-word composition about childhood events.

Childhood fun

Everyone has a childhood, and interesting childhood stories are like all kinds of seashells by the sea, accompanied by seawater, shining with colorful brilliance, countless. Now I still hold the brightest shell in my hand, which is also my most unforgettable childhood story.

I remember when I was a child, when I was born, there was an orange tree in my yard and it was with me. I often carve a mark on the trunk with a knife to measure whether I am growing taller every day. Looking at those horizontal lines, I really hope to grow taller soon. One day, I suddenly found myself shorter than that mark. Oh, my God, have I grown backwards? I was so scared that I ran to ask my mother, "Mom, why are all my other friends taller and why am I shorter?" Mom quickly put down her work, put me on the chair and asked, "Why do you say that?" I jumped up from my chair, grabbed my mother's hand, dragged her into the yard and pointed out, "I carved my height on the tree with a knife every day, but today I carved it under the horizontal line I had carved before." I said, pointing to two horizontal lines on the tree. Mother listened to my words and looked at the tree again. After two minutes of silence, she burst into inexplicable laughter. She couldn't help laughing, and tears came out, patting her stupidly. "I suddenly realized that it was not that I was short, but that the tree was tall. Then I went to play with the chicken happily. I really don't know what stupid things I will do to chickens. .......

Ha ha! Interesting! My childhood was like this. There are many stupid things, such as bathing the snow doll and trimming my eyebrows ... and so many interesting things. Silly things make up that colorful childhood, happy childhood and nostalgic childhood. Although this golden time is slowly leaving me, I am not that stupid. I believe that childhood anecdotes will definitely become the best memories in my life.

Childhood is a ship drifting in the sea of Wang Yang, carefree, a bird flying freely in the sky. In my poetic and dreamy golden childhood, there were pleasures, interesting things and stupid things. Look at that, isn't it an ignorant stupid thing?

It was a summer evening and my mother took me out for a walk. Suddenly, I looked up and saw the sun setting in the west. I shouted, "Mom, I want that gold plate, I want that gold plate!" " "My mother said kindly to me," Good boy, that's the sun. " I shouted, "Then I want the sun." So my mother said to me earnestly, "everyone wants the sun in the sky!" "Take off the sun and the world will become dark." I said, "no, no, I want it, I want it!" " "My mother refused, so I ran to the west alone and wanted to pick the sun. Running and running, a building blocked the way, hey, why is the sun gone? At this time, my mother left and took me home. I reluctantly followed my mother home, muttering, "I want the sun, I want the sun." "When I got home, I saw my father sitting in a chair, so I threw myself into his arms and said loudly," Dad, take money to buy me a sun. "Dad was confused by me and asked my mother what was going on. Mother told me in detail what happened just now. Dad smiled and said, "Dai Wei, why don't I draw it for you?" "If you hang it on the wall, isn't it the sun?" "good!" I jumped for joy. Dad also told me about the sun, and I seem to understand it. It turns out that the sun is far away.

Now that I think about it, I think I was really stupid. I can't help laughing at the thought. This little joy of my golden childhood is even more wonderful in my happy childhood!

Childhood life is like a rich book, which makes people miss it. One of them is still fresh in my memory.

That was when I was seven years old. I especially like to drink milk, at least one cup a day. Once, my mother washed her face with facial cleanser and I watched. Suddenly found that facial cleanser is whiter than milk, more fragrant than milk, and definitely better than milk. I thought, this thing must be delicious. I really want to try it.

After a while, my mother wiped the facial cleanser and said, "I'm going out and staying at home." I listened, nodded and thought: here comes the opportunity. After my mother left, I couldn't wait to run to the washstand, picked up the bottle of facial cleanser and took a long drink. "wow! It's terrible! " I exclaimed. This facial cleanser is not only bitter, but also astringent, and it feels oily when eaten in the mouth.

I quickly spit it out, but I didn't expect my hand to tilt and pour the whole bottle of facial cleanser. I thought to myself, this is terrible. What if mom finds out? I thought about it and paced back and forth in front of the washstand. Suddenly, a good idea came to me. I poured a lot of milk into an empty bottle, took some spices from my father's cooking and sprinkled them in the milk, then stirred them with chopsticks.

About ten minutes later, my mother came back, and I pretended to watch TV as if nothing had happened. Suddenly, my mother exclaimed, "How did this facial cleanser become milk!" "I thought: Oh, no! It's been discovered! I told my mother the whole story when it came out. Mom smiled, clutching her stomach and said, "It doesn't matter, you are too young to be sensible, so don't do stupid things in the future." "Listen to my mother, I also giggled.

This is something that happened when I was a child. How's it going? Isn't it interesting enough?

Childhood life is like a rich book, which makes people miss it. One of them is still fresh in my memory.

That was when I was seven years old. I especially like to drink milk, at least one cup a day. Once, my mother washed her face with facial cleanser and I watched. Suddenly found that facial cleanser is whiter than milk, more fragrant than milk, and definitely better than milk. I thought, this thing must be delicious. I really want to try it.

After a while, my mother wiped the facial cleanser and said, "I'm going out and staying at home." I listened, nodded and thought: here comes the opportunity. After my mother left, I couldn't wait to run to the washstand, picked up the bottle of facial cleanser and took a long drink. "wow! It's terrible! " I exclaimed. This facial cleanser is not only bitter, but also astringent, and it feels oily when eaten in the mouth.

I quickly spit it out, but I didn't expect my hand to tilt and pour the whole bottle of facial cleanser. I thought to myself, this is terrible. What if mom finds out? I thought about it and paced back and forth in front of the washstand. Suddenly, a good idea came to me. I poured a lot of milk into an empty bottle, took some spices from my father's cooking and sprinkled them in the milk, then stirred them with chopsticks.

About ten minutes later, my mother came back, and I pretended to watch TV as if nothing had happened. Suddenly, my mother exclaimed, "How did this facial cleanser become milk!" "I thought: Oh, no! It's been discovered! I told my mother the whole story when it came out. Mom smiled, clutching her stomach and said, "It doesn't matter, you are too young to be sensible, so don't do stupid things in the future." "Listen to my mother, I also giggled.

This is something that happened when I was a child. How's it going? Isn't it interesting enough?

Childhood fun

Everyone has a childhood, and interesting childhood stories are like all kinds of seashells by the sea, accompanied by seawater, shining with colorful brilliance, countless. Now I still hold the brightest shell in my hand, which is also my most unforgettable childhood story.

I remember when I was a child, when I was born, there was an orange tree in my yard and it was with me. I often carve a mark on the trunk with a knife to measure whether I am growing taller every day. Looking at those horizontal lines, I really hope to grow taller soon. One day, I suddenly found myself shorter than that mark. Oh, my God, have I grown backwards? I was so scared that I ran to ask my mother, "Mom, why are all my other friends taller and why am I shorter?" Mom quickly put down her work, put me on the chair and asked, "Why do you say that?" I jumped up from my chair, grabbed my mother's hand, dragged her into the yard and pointed out, "I carved my height on the tree with a knife every day, but today I carved it under the horizontal line I had carved before." I said, pointing to two horizontal lines on the tree. Mother listened to my words and looked at the tree again. After two minutes of silence, she burst into inexplicable laughter. She couldn't help laughing, and tears came out, patting her stupidly. "I suddenly realized that it was not that I was short, but that the tree was tall. Then I went to play with the chicken happily. I really don't know what stupid things I will do to chickens. .......

Ha ha! Interesting! My childhood was like this. There are many stupid things, such as bathing the snow doll and trimming my eyebrows ... and so many interesting things. Silly things make up that colorful childhood, happy childhood and nostalgic childhood. Although this golden time is slowly leaving me, I am not that stupid. I believe that the fun of childhood will be the most beautiful memory in my life. "Ha ha ..." With the ringing sound like a silver bell, it reminds me of my childhood. At that time, I was naive, cute, lively and naive. Among the many stars, choosing a bright star makes me remember it vividly.

Childhood fun

Everyone has an unforgettable childhood, and those interesting past events are as dazzling as the stars in the sky, often emitting charming brilliance. These interesting memories often come to my mind and make me unforgettable.

Childhood is childish and ridiculous. I remember that time, my mother was not at home because of something, and it was almost time for dinner, but I couldn't cook. I thought to myself, wouldn't my mother cook faster if I finished washing the dishes? So I had a brainwave and came up with a clever plan: doesn't mom usually wash clothes with a washing machine? Why can't I wash vegetables with a washing machine? It must be fast and labor-saving. So I poured a pot of dishes that my mother was going to cook into the washing machine. However, I still don't know how to use it, but I still understand the scale. As soon as I turned the button on the washing machine to the maximum, the washing machine started. I was ecstatic: "It's so easy to start, it's a piece of cake!" Then I burst out laughing again. After a while, the washing machine stopped. "Hey, what's the matter? Why are all the plates broken? " I was a little anxious and immediately called my mother: "Mom, I washed vegetables with the washing machine. Why are all the vegetables broken? " "ouch! My baby, the washing machine can only wash clothes, and washing vegetables will of course be bad. " My mother told me earnestly.

Childhood is childish and selfish. I remember one day, a guest came to my house, and my mother cut watermelons to receive the guests. I went to the kitchen and looked, "Wow, so many watermelons!" "My saliva can't help but flow out slowly. It's really "suspecting that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days". I secretly bit the watermelon tip into a crescent shape and thought to myself, "Who will eat it now?" Mom went to the kitchen and smiled and said to me, "Eating watermelon will kill people. "I was shocked and quickly said to my mother," No, will I die if I eat watermelon tips? " Mom hugged me: "You are all greedy!" I smiled strangely.

Ah, unforgettable childhood, happy childhood ... Everything in childhood is deeply engraved in my mind, flying with my childlike innocence and growing with me.

Childhood fun

Jin Chunyu, Class Four, Grade One, Yongning Middle School, Pukou District, Nanjing

On a hot afternoon, a huge fireball in the sky evaporated the last strength in the human body. Dad is no exception. He lay on the sofa and shouted to me, "son, come and help your father with the lighter." I thought to myself, "There is no shortage of food at home tonight. Why are you beating hens?" "Let's go! Why are you still standing there? " My father's sharp eyes swept me, and I was shocked. I was sacrosanct and hurried to the backyard.

When I came to the henhouse, I saw a group of chickens busy grabbing food. It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! I closed the door and beat the chicken with a stick. Unfortunately, I didn't hit any of them. The chickens cackled and dispersed. They flew everywhere, so I had to follow them everywhere, chasing one after another. As a result, the bamboo basket drew water with a sieve. I was sweating profusely and thought, "This can't be done. If those chickens hadn't hit me, I would have been exhausted first. " As soon as I lifted the stick, it jumped up and down. I'm surprised I missed it. It flies to a low tree. I stood under the tree and looked. It looked at me with its wings flapping, as if laughing at me: "You can't catch me, it's useless!" " I was furious at the thought, and shook the bush desperately, and the chicken tripped and fell. I took the opportunity to give it a punch, "no! Missed it! " As soon as the stick was brushed, several feathers floated down and the speed slowed down obviously. I cornered it again, and I beat it as fast as I could. Finally, it was worth it. I beat it to the ground with a stick! I smiled and said, "I am better than you!" A chicken is not as good as a person. " I look like a dog, but I don't care that much. In short, the task is completed.

I was beaten by a stick, panting in front of my father. I pretended to take a look and smiled: "Dad, let me do this low-level task. It's really anti-aircraft guns to kill mosquitoes-overqualified! " Say that finish, I laughed. My father looked at the dejected chicken in my hand and widened his eyes: "Where's the lighter? How did the lighter become a hen? " I solemnly replied, "Because I don't have a turkey at home, I'll take a hen as a substitute!" " Dad was even more annoyed after hearing this. "I want to smoke with a lighter! I'm not asking you to beat the hen! I am really defeated by you! "

"It's not the first time anyway. What's the fuss?"

"alas! I can only eat chicken tonight. "

I still can't help laughing when I think about it now. From this incident, I understand that you should listen carefully before you do it, or you will make a big joke!

Comments: By recalling an interesting childhood story, the little author truly reproduces the innocence and naughtiness of childhood and is full of childlike interest. The article is full of twists and turns, fascinating, and the action description is in place.

Instructor: Liu Quan

Childhood fun

Chen Jingsi, Class 3, Grade 1, Yongning Middle School, Pukou District, Nanjing

Childhood songs can't be sung, childhood fun can't be said, and childhood time is unforgettable and unforgettable.

When I was nine, my mother bought a bottle of ketchup. As soon as I put it on the table, I stared at the bottle. When my mother saw my desire, she picked some for me with a spoon. I swallowed it with my mouth wide open, and only thought it was from My Sweetie, which was sour. It tastes great! My mother put the sauce in the refrigerator as soon as she tasted it, but I still smacked my lips.

A few days later, while my parents were on a business trip, I sneaked into the kitchen like a thief and secretly opened the refrigerator. At that time, I didn't know the words tomato and pepper, but I felt similar. They were all red, so I took a bottle at random and poured a lot into a cup. Just as my favorite TV series started, I put the bottle in and watched TV in a hurry, so I forgot when I was fascinated.

A few hours later, my brother came to my house to play. After watching TV for a while, my brother was thirsty, so I asked him to go to the kitchen to get some water to drink. He was greedy when he saw the sauce and poured the whole cup into his mouth. After drinking, he rushed into the room and pointed his finger at his tongue. I saw his face flushed, his tongue sticking out and jumping. He knew that he had mistaken ketchup for Chili sauce, and he couldn't stand up with laughter.

Several years passed, and I grew up gradually. Now think about it, how wonderful and interesting my childhood was.

Comments: Interesting things, vivid details and clever decorations make people smile.

Instructor: Liu Quan

Childhood fun

Yan Xu, Class Four, Grade One, Yongning Middle School, Pukou District, Nanjing

Childhood is beautiful. At that time, some childish and ridiculous things will always happen, and I am no exception.

One summer, I lived in my grandfather's house. On that day, my grandfather said; "The grass in the field needs to be hoed, and it grows quite deep." I've never seen weeding before, so I want to see it, so I'm clamoring to go. My grandfather couldn't help me with my "golden words", so he had to agree. I happily followed him off the field.

At noon, the sun is a hot stove, and grandpa will soon be sweating like a pig. Seeing that it was too hot, he threw his hoe and leaned against the shady ridge, holding a cigarette in one hand and a lighter in the other. His eyes narrowed into a line, and his mouth sucked and vomited. He also sang a song: "Have a cigarette on a hot day and have a happy match with the gods." Who knows, grandpa fell asleep. Looking at grandpa's naive appearance, I feel something is missing. Oh, yes, glasses. But where are they? I suddenly remembered that I had a black marker on me and began to help my grandfather wear glasses. I first drew a big circle outside grandpa's eyes as a border, and then drew a black line on both sides to hang on my ears as a border. I drew it carefully and found that my right eye was drawn small. The watercolor pen turned Grandpa's right eye into a "panda eye". I couldn't help laughing out loud and woke grandpa up. Grandpa smiled when he saw me, and so did "Zhang Er Monk-Confused".

Grandpa saw that it was getting late, so he packed his things and went home. People on the road couldn't help smiling when they saw him. Grandpa was more confused, but he also smiled stupidly. When he got home, my uncle saw him and he smiled from ear to ear. My aunt laughed so hard that my little aunt simply hid in the kitchen that my grandmother cried. I can't help hiding behind my grandmother, who said while laughing. "You ... you ... naughty boy!" I also lowered my head and snickered. At this time, my grandfather looked in the mirror and found that it was like this. Then he laughed, and the laughter spread all over the house.

It's been a long time. I remember. Whenever I think of the scene at that time, I always smile.

Comments: The language of the article is humorous, which shows how naughty and lovely the author was when he was a child.

Instructor: Liu Quan

Childhood fun

Liu Min, Class Four, Grade One, Yongning Middle School, Pukou District, Nanjing

Childhood is colorful, naive and interesting. There are countless interesting things in childhood, like the stars in the sky. When I was 10 years old, my sister gave me a pot of Phalaenopsis, decorated with pink clothes, which was particularly beautiful. When I was enjoying it, I found that it had a fly in the ointment-there was no attractive fragrance. I studied it carefully and finally came up with a wonderful plan.

In the afternoon, after my parents went out, I began to implement my best plan. I closed the door like a thief and ran to my mother's dresser in lightning speed. I took a bottle of the most fragrant perfume on the dresser and ran to Phalaenopsis. I unscrewed the bottle cap and sprayed a little on the petals like adult perfume. I was afraid that the fragrance was not strong, so I unscrewed the lid and poured some on the roots, which made the fragrance stronger. I smiled at my masterpiece. I thought: who can be as smart as me and come up with such a seamless method?

When it got dark, the adults came back, smelled the perfume in the room and asked me what was going on. I patted my chest and told the whole story ostentatiously. My mother said sadly, "Alas, you little fool, you will torture the flowers to death." I listened with a grain of salt.

As a result, the next day, all the flowers hung their heads, and I sighed and said, "It's good to do bad things."

Time flies, I grow up gradually, and I understand that doing things must have a foundation, and don't do it blindly, otherwise it will be counterproductive.

Comments: What the author did when he was a child was so childish and ridiculous. This article is ingenious in conception and delicate in description.

Instructor: Liu Quan

Childhood fun

Xu Shouqiu, Class 3, Grade 1, Yongning Middle School, Pukou District, Nanjing

Childhood is a starry sky on a midsummer night, a childhood memory that shines like a star, either sad or happy. They lie quietly in the night sky of childhood, bright or dark, emitting their beauty.

When I was a child, I liked snow best. In winter, I will look up at the sky with my head down and look forward to the spectacular and beautiful scene after the arrival of Xue Rui.

I still remember that one winter, it snowed very early. Glittering snowflakes danced in the air like scattered flowers, and finally fell to the ground gently, covering the earth with a layer of silver gauze, which was cold and charming.

When I saw the snow falling, I was so excited that I rushed out of the house. I stood in the snow and watched the pure and beautiful snowflakes flying in all directions like elves. I seem to hear them, like innocent children, give a sweet laugh like a silver bell, as if they were born.

Just as I was intoxicated with the intoxicating beauty in front of me, I suddenly heard a bang, and a snowball blossomed on my face. I was so angry that I wiped my face at random and narrowed my eyes to find the man who dared to touch the ground in the den. Not far from me, several friends were snickering, and several of my cousins were the happiest. On weekdays, there seems to be a sunflower on his face. I can't help but want to be punched at his smiling face. I dumped them and walked slowly to my cousin with an inscrutable sly smile on my face. My cousin didn't seem to feel the dangerous smell emanating from me, but gave me a contemptuous look. Just then, I grabbed a handful of snow like lightning and threw it at my cousin. Yes, right in the bull's eye, I jumped up with joy and rushed to my cousin.

My cousin was so angry that he stared at me and grabbed two handfuls of snow from the ground as a gift for me. I didn't get his kindness, just walked away. Not to be outdone, several boys next to me grabbed snowballs and greeted the "enemy". At that time, the snow was flying all over the sky, mixed with our cheerful laughter, annoyed curses and frightened cries. These voices have angel wings and fly far away.

Childhood memories will always be beautiful and pure, just like that winter wrapped in silver and full of laughter will always be hidden in my heart.

Comments: snowball fights are a common thing, but it is not easy for a young author to write simple things well. The article is ingenious in conception and beautiful in language, which shows that the author has a profound literary foundation.

Instructor: Liu Quan