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1. Those cool characters who are misunderstood and nobody explains them are all cultivated by fools who are explained and don't understand.

Someone has always praised me for being handsome recently. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

When you didn't return my messages, I felt that you were in Uniqlo.

Don't frown all day, just think about how many points you got in the exam.

5. Lang: I am the most handsome in our class. Eleven: I am the most handsome in the school. Oriental: I am the most handsome in the world. Zi Hua: I am the most handsome in the universe. Sha Qianmo: I'm not as good as you. I'm just the most handsome of us.

6. On a sunny weekend, you were sitting quietly in a coffee shop reading your favorite book when suddenly a magnetic male voice interrupted your thoughts: "Are you alone?" Looking up, a handsome guy's heartbeat is out of rhythm, and you pretend to be calm: "Well, alone." After hearing this, the handsome boy looked at you more tenderly: "Can you sit alone, me and my girlfriend?"

7. I am cute now, I will be cute when I grow up, I will be cute when I am old, and I will be cute when I die.

8. If your boyfriend ignores you when playing LOL, it is enough to remove the R key of his keyboard and forward positive energy at will.

9. "What's that noise?" "The quilt fell to the ground." "Then why is it so loud!" "I'm in the quilt ..."

10. I still remember that getting 80 points in primary school is like being a dead dad, and getting 80 points in middle school is like being a dad.

1 1. "Why does Nana always sing Jason's songs on the show?" "Because she only sings her husband's songs, so she won't be beaten by the original singer."

12. Some people drive tens of thousands of cars, but they have three suites; Some people wear stalls, but they wear watches of 70,000 to 80,000; Someone is eating mala Tang, perhaps celebrating the decoration of the villa; Some people still use iphone4, but they bought hundreds of thousands of pianos. Don't use your values to measure the strength of others. What you think is awesome may not be of interest to others, and everyone cares about different things! Don't think about others with your own ideas! For example, I, a cheap suit, a pair of ordinary shoes with tens of dollars, add up to only 100 yuan. Do you think I have no money? Yes, you guessed it. I really have no money.

13. "If your classmate suddenly fainted, what measures should be taken immediately?" "Take a slap first and see if it's fake!"

14. Yesterday, I changed the automatic reply to "Then what?" Then I chatted with him at the same table for an afternoon and was beaten the next day.

15. You smell like her perfume. As soon as I smell it, I know it is not as expensive as mine.

16. Passing by a kindergarten, a little boy took a lollipop at the entrance of the kindergarten, licked it and handed it to the little girl next to him. The little girl said, "What if I am pregnant and have a baby?" The little boy said seriously, "Don't worry, if you have a baby, the three of us will go to kindergarten together!" " "

17. It's summer, and I find that "stay where you are" is really not a curse, it's definitely the most sincere concern.

18. Teacher: Xiaoming, do you know why you want to take a geography class? Xiaoming: Because there is no justice.

19. Lying in bed playing with my mobile phone, I thought that I hadn't started my homework for several days, and I was still distracted by playing with my mobile phone, so I slapped myself in the face.

20. English listening is listening to two idiots and then asking us what they said.

Customer: May I try this orange? Vendor: No. Customer: Then how do I know if your orange is sour? Vendor: You can watch me eat and see if this orange is sour through my expression.

22. "Husband, I have undergone major surgery and may not be pregnant with children. You will not dislike me, will you? " Hearing this, he hugged his girlfriend and said softly, "It doesn't matter, it's a big deal to adopt one. Are there any sequelae after the operation? " She said shyly, "There is no sequela, but I am not used to squatting to pee."

Looking back on these three years, I have tasted the bitterness and hardships of society. From nothing at the beginning to 300,000, from 300,000 to 2 million, from 2 million to 8 million, from 8 million to180,000. I'm not showing off. I just want to tell my friends through my own experience: the higher the pixel of the mobile phone, the clearer the photos taken!

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