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Loquat is not this pipa.

Legend has it that there was once a county magistrate who loved loquat very much. In order to flatter him, someone bought him a basket of good loquat and sent someone to contribute first. When the county magistrate saw it, he posted, "Please accept a basket of pipa." Loquat is not this pipa.

Legend has it that there was once a county magistrate who loved loquat very much. In order to flatter him, someone bought him a basket of good loquat and sent someone to contribute first. As soon as the post was read, it read: "Give a basket of pipa, please accept it." I wonder: "Why did you give me a basket of pipa? Why is the pipa in a basket? " Then the real goods arrived, and when the magistrate saw it, it was a basket of shiny loquats. He wrote back with a smile and said, "Thanks to the pipa, when you open the laundry list, it is silent and delicious."