Super funny jokes need super funny jokes.

1, Ghost: God, I want to be as white as an angel and have wings next time, but I still want to suck blood. God: Then reincarnate as a nurse.

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Super funny jokes need super funny jokes.

1, Ghost: God, I want to be as white as an angel and have wings next time, but I still want to suck blood. God: Then reincarnate as a nurse.

2. A friend sold popsicles in the park for the first time, so he was embarrassed to shout. At this moment, someone suddenly shouted, "Sell popsicles, sell popsicles". Hearing this, my friend shouted happily, "Me too, me too."

3. The elephant died soon after the ant and the elephant got married. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " "

Your boy has a crush on a girl, so you have the courage to ask her what kind of boy she likes. "Like-minded" girls answered, and even asking several times is the same answer. The boy was very discouraged and said, "Can you have a flat head?" .

One day, I caught the last bus out of breath and shouted: Master! Master, wait for me. Suddenly a passenger poked his head out of the window and said to me slowly, Wukong. Don't chase.

One day, one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by observing its legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess."

7. After the beautiful Mongolian actress finished her performance, the leader took the stage to receive her. Then her hand asked her if she was cold and warm, and she refused to let go for a long time. She asked kindly, What's your name? The actress replied excitedly, "Maragobi Matsumoto".

8. A man bought a parrot that can only speak two words. One day, when the master was not at home, a ventilator knocked at the door. Parrot: Who is it? Breathing parrot: Who is it? Answer: For the ventilator, there is a person lying in front of the owner's house. The master wants to know who this is. Inside the door: gas converter.

9. A person saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down and smelled it, said it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth. It was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it!

10, the doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. A: If you feel sand in your shoes, shake your shoes with a telephone pole. I shake and shake. Someone thought I was electrocuted, so they picked up a wooden stick and gave me two.