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Funny brain teasers and answers

Brain teasers, this alternative game, are not only interesting, but also help to broaden your thinking, use your brain, and help improve your intelligence. Next, let me share with you a very funny brain teaser. I hope you like it. Recommended funny brain teasers

1. There is a question, no matter you ask anyone, the answer is "No", what is that? Answer: Have you slept?

2. Which sea in the world does not produce fish? Answer: Cihai

3. What door cannot be closed? Answer: Goal

4. What is the middle line between good and bad? ? Answer: and

　5. There were ten lit candles in the room, nine were blown out by the wind, how many were left the next day? Answer: nine

　6 . Which hole is the deepest? Answer: Black hole

7. Is there any way to see things when you close your eyes? Answer: Dream~!

8. If you are at sea, There is a hole in your boat, what should you do now? Answer: Dig another hole to let the water flow out.

9. Why do most people not like to celebrate their 32nd birthday? Answer: No one likes to put in three long and two short candles.

10. What woman never washes her hair? Answer: nun

11. Who is the tiger’s brother? Answer: cat

12. A man arrives When he goes abroad, why are he surrounded by Chinese people? Answer: Foreigners go to China

13. Which province in China has the cheapest things? Answer: Guizhou

14. A cow Face north, then turn back, and then turn east. At this time, is the cow's tail facing east or west? Answer: Towards the ground

15. There are two people standing back to back, one facing west and the other facing east. Now, how far (straight) do they have to go to meet each other? Answer: Everyone takes a step back

16. There are two bridges on a river, one high and one low. Why does the high one get flooded twice a year? times, but the lower one was flooded only once? Answer: The high bridge is downstream

17. What is? Tooth for tooth? Answer: Tooth grafting

18. Everyone has performed this play Answer: Game

19. Which family has the largest number? Answer: Country

20. Why does my brother never stop when he drives a military vehicle at an intersection? Answer: He used to drive a train. . A selection of very funny brain teasers

1. The train takes 6 hours from Beijing to Shanghai. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train be? Answer: On the tracks

2. Which eggs cannot be beaten, cooked, or eaten? Answer: I got zero eggs in the exam

3. Which month has 28 days? Answer: Every month has 28 days

4. What kind of car is difficult to move? Answer: Windmill

5. Who never dares to take a bath Answer: Clay man

6. What should everyone do seriously every day Answer: Sleep

7. What is the use of egg shells? Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks

8. In winter, babies are afraid of the cold and refuse to take off their hats when they get indoors.

But when he saw a person, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person? Answer: The barber

9. There were 6 steamed buns in the basin, and each of the 6 children was assigned 1 steamed bun, but there was 1 steamed bun in the basin. There is still one left, why? Answer: A child took away the steamed buns and the basin together

10. The younger brother proudly said to his elder sister: There is a place at home where only I can sit, and you will never be able to sit. What is the brother talking about? Answer: On the sister’s paint

11. Although there is a kind of road that extends in all directions, you just can’t take it. Why? Answer: Because where is the circuit? 12. Why do hens have short legs? Answer: If the legs are long, the eggs they lay will be broken by the quilt

13. Three people walked on the street holding a small umbrella, but they did not get wet. Why? Answer: It didn’t rain

14. Please explain: What is the connection between tragedy and comedy? Answer: If no one likes to watch it, it becomes a tragedy

15. Who likes it the most Literary words? Answer: Worm Book

16. Which newspaper only prints one answer: Telegram

17. Where is the place that anyone must go? Answer: Toilet

< p>　18. On what day does the sun and the moon come together? Answer: Tomorrow

19. What do you have and others have, but although it is external, it cannot be exchanged? Answer: Name

20. Why does the egret always sleep with one leg curled up? Answer: If it shrinks two legs, it will fall down. Very funny popular brain teasers

1. There is a person who was born to your parents. , but he is not your brother or sister, who is he?

Brain teaser answer: yourself

2. There is a dog that always doesn’t take a bath, why doesn’t it give birth? Lice?

Brain teaser answer: Dogs can only give birth to puppies, but not lice

3. When a foreigner asked for directions, Xiao Ming tried his best to speak to him in English, but he didn’t listen at all. I don’t understand, why is this?

Brain teaser answer: Because he is not British

4. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the exact same test paper, but the teacher I think they definitely didn’t cheat,

Why is this?

Brain teaser answer: They all handed in blank papers

5. Xiaoli and her mother bought it 8 apples, mother asked Xiaoli to put these apples into 5 pockets, each pocket has an even number, can you do it?

Brain teaser Answer: Put two in each bag, and finally put all four bags into the fifth bag.

6. If the chicken, puppy, and kitten endorse together, the teacher will ask them which one will memorize it first?

Brain teaser answer: puppy (Wangwang fresh clams)

7. Dad asked Xiao Ming, what thing is covered with beautiful feathers and wakes you up every morning? Xiao Ming guessed it right,

But it’s not a chicken, what is it? < /p>

Brain teaser answer: Feather duster

8. pol.ice Xiao Wang has a younger brother, but his younger brother denies having an older brother. Why?

Brain teaser Answer to the twist: Xiao Wang is a girl (sister)

9. When will the clock not move?

Answer to the brain teaser: It can’t move in the first place, and it has no feet?

10. Xiao Ming answered all the questions correctly in the test, but he still did not get full marks. Why?

Brain teaser answer: The answer was a true or false question

11. Suppose 1=4 2=8 3=16 then 4=?

Brain teaser answer: equal to 1

12. What is the most regrettable thing in the life of a panda?

Brain teaser answer: Take a color photo

13. Under what circumstances should you put on shoes first and then socks?

Brain teaser answer: When stepping on a big nail (the nail first breaks through the shoes and then the socks)

14. What can the right hand never catch?

Answer to the brain teaser: one’s own right hand< /p>

15. There were nine birds on the ground. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the remaining eight did not fly away. Why?

In addition, he was neither deaf nor scared to death.

Brain teaser answer: That is a group of ostriches

16. Under what circumstances is 5 greater than 0, 0 greater than 2, and 2 greater than 5?

Brain teaser Answer to the twist: When playing rock, paper, scissors

17. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired?

Answer to the brain teaser: Santa Claus

18. How to divide 9 oranges fairly among 13 children

Brain teaser answer: squeeze into juice

19. Throw the eggs Stone, why didn’t the egg break?

Brain teaser answer: What you held was an egg and what you threw was a stone

20. Xiao Ming’s mother has three sons, and the eldest only son is called Daming. , the second son is called Er Ming, what is the name of the third son?

Brainteaser answer: Of course, Xiao Ming. Classic joke sharing

1. I saw two twin brothers fighting at school, and then The two were pulled apart by their classmates. However, the two still couldn't get over their anger and continued to yell at each other.

Suddenly one of the two brothers scolded the other: Look at you, you look like a turtle! . . .

2. If my surname was Zhang, I would change my name to Zhang Zui, and then select beautiful women to say hello when they are eating, and they would say, Hey, open your mouth. I was like ah~~~~?

3. I was exhausted after a day’s work. In front of me was a pig’s trotter I bought in the afternoon, and four Texas braised chickens delivered by express delivery from a friend. My second uncle came to my house to bring them to me. A big bowl of braised pork ribs came, what should I eat? I was waiting online, I was in a hurry, I was starving.

4. When I was walking on the street with a very honest male colleague, he suddenly said, I wish I had X-ray eyes. . .

I thought I didn’t see it. Normally, he continued, you can see whether the watermelon is red inside. . .