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After dinner, I finished my homework and went to bed early. Why did it light up so soon? I got up quickly and ran to our school like lightning after breakfast.

Walk into the classroom, my god! Is this still our classroom? The broom here was cut in two, and the body was black and blue; Mop head is gone, too. There is a hole in the bottom of the trash can, which stinks. Students walk around every time. "Too bad," I said as I watched. Suddenly a voice came, and the broom sighed and said, "The man you are talking about is not you, but the damn stone. I was originally a labor tool, and Shi regarded it as a special fighting weapon. Every day, Shi took me to fight, but now it's okay. It not only broke into two pieces, but also littered everywhere, causing us to be trampled all over. " As soon as the voice fell, the mop sighed and said, "Let Zhuang Bofei use me as a gun every day. Finally, when drinking water, I pulled my face on the ground, and my face was almost disfigured. It's nothing. After drinking water, I tried my best to make me work, which made my skin fall off. Oh, my old bones is falling apart. " "Can you call this miserable? If you say that I am miserable, it will be more than one million times worse! "

The trash can is open. "Niu Wen ze, look at you. You take out the garbage every day and never give me a bath. What milk cartons, plastic bags and pieces of paper are packed every day? You made a hole in the bottom of my garbage. It stinks. Now even I hate myself. " After listening to the trash can, my face is as red as a red lantern. I really want to find a hole to hide. At this time, the watering can said softly, "Zhao puts my ass on the ground and pushes it forward hard after sprinkling water every day, and my ass is about to fall off." The watering can touched its bottom and said, "Now I'm leaking, too. It doesn't work. Many of my brothers and sisters have been thrown away. " The more I listen to it, the more sad it becomes. I just tried to reach over the kettle, but I woke up.

It was a dream! I will cherish them in the future, live in harmony with them and create a peaceful living environment.

Article 2: Little jokes in the office.

Once in the office, colleagues were discussing the topic that spending money is easier than making money. A colleague A said with emotion, "I wish I could break a penny in half."

Colleague B chimed in blankly: "I tried, but I couldn't break it."

Colleagues are discussing the loss of things. Colleague A said, "It's a pity that I have had three mobile phones stolen."

Colleague B said, "Why are you so careless? I have never been stolen anything. "

At this moment, a MM said loudly, "You can't say that. Everything is the opposite. Now you say it's not stolen, and something will be stolen in a few days. Very smart. "

My other colleague didn't talk for a long time. As soon as MM opened her mouth, she shouted, "I have never won 5 million!" "

The office bought a new coffee machine. Colleague A goes to pour coffee, and when he meets B, he also goes to pour coffee.

A jokingly said to B, "Look, didn't you say that you don't like coffee and that it is a decadent bourgeois way?"

B slowly imitated Fan Wei's performance in "Please Praise Me" and said, "Why, you still don't allow me, a working people living at the bottom of society, to yearn for a better life!"

Colleague a ran over and asked colleague b to revise the drawings. Because A has been here several times, B is a little impatient and complains: "It has been revised several times, and it needs to be revised!" "

Another colleague C turned his head and said solemnly, "Comrade, small changes are pleasing to the eye, and big changes are harmful to health!

Article 3: Laughter in the classroom

The laughter in the classroom has the warmth of melting ice and snow and the power to open the heart. It warms my heart.

One afternoon, the classroom was quiet and the students were all immersed in their homework. Inadvertently, a typo quietly left a footprint. I quickly turned around and found the correction tape from my schoolbag, feeling glad I brought it.

When I turned around, I looked up and saw two students at the front table vaguely paused, and then immediately buried myself in something. In a short time, two pairs of white hands with different colors of correction appeared in front of me. Two colorful correction tapes are safely placed on the desk, shining with golden light in the dazzling morning sun. I was dumbfounded and became at a loss for a moment. At this time, the usual "deskmate enemy" Xu Zhen turned around. I scratched my head unconsciously and giggled and said, "Just tell me!" She handed the correction tape.

I looked at three different correction tapes and was in a trance. I froze for a long time before I recovered. I smiled awkwardly, waved the correction tape in my hand and gave a wry smile. The three of them saw it, and the corners of their mouths drew a beautiful arc. generate smiled at them-so sweet and beautiful.

Three pairs of white hands and three correction tapes of different colors all reached out to me. At that moment, I was deeply moved by three sincere hearts. They, three different faces and three different smiles, are intertwined, as beautiful as the music played by famous musicians, as bright and beautiful as vivid pictures!

The lingering laughter of the students in the classroom, may it turn into a colorful rainbow and reverberate in my heart forever!