Perform a sketch and ask two brothers to introduce themselves. A buddy and I look very much like playing two brothers. Students can be as funny as they want.

Zhang: Our family is a braggart family!

Wang: Our family is still a professional boaster!

Zhang: Our family boasts that we don't pay taxes.

Wang: We don't pay for bragging!

Zhang: I don't mean to brag. I will go to the toilet as soon as I am born.

Wang: crawling?

Zhang: Who can crawl when he is born!

Wang: how can I get there?

Zhang: The bed is just a toilet!

Wang: it's called bed wetting!

Zhang: When it comes to bragging, I'm the best.

Wang: I don't believe it. Do you dare to compare here?

Zhang: Blow here? No problem!

Wang: I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal if it is a big appetite!

Zhang: I can eat eight pounds of dumplings in one meal!

Wang: oh, I have a fever!

Zhang: I also had a high fever last night!

Wang: I have a high fever of 67 degrees.

Zhang: I have a high fever of 94 degrees.

Wang: you are not afraid of burning to death!

Zhang: I slept at night with a handful of corn in my hand, and the next day, it was all popcorn!

Wang: I slept under a quilt at night. The next day, I saw a big hole in the quilt!

Zhang: I am taller than the building!

Wang: I have my head on the sky and my feet on the ground. I can reach out and catch a big plane!

Zhang: My upper lip is against the sky and my lower lip is against the ground!

Wang: what about your face?

Zhang: A boaster is shameless!

Wang: hey! .....

Zhang: What else do you want to play?

Wang: I'm telling you! I am so capable!

Zhang: What's your ability?

Wang: I can read with my ears.

Zhang: You didn't ask me what I was capable of, did you?

Wang: what are your abilities?

Zhang: I often eat with my nose. Wang: Then I can use my armpit to look for minerals.

Zhang: I can generate electricity with my throat.

Wang: I can see people through the wall.

Zhang: I can see your money through your clothes!

Wang: I invited my classmates to dinner last night!

Zhang: I also invited my classmates to dinner last night! Wang: How can I blow? How can he blow?

Zhang: Come on!

Wang: it tastes bad! I swallowed the chopsticks!

Zhang: I'm eating and it's broken! I swallowed the spoon!

Wang: I'm eating and it's bad again! I'll bite a piece off the plate!

Zhang: I'm eating and it's broken! I'll bite a piece off the big bowl!

Wang: I'm eating and it's bad again! I bit off a piece of that table!

Zhang: I ate it and it broke again! I bit ... I bit my nose off!

Wang: huh? Can you reach it?

Zhang: I bit it with my feet crossed! Do you care?

Wang: Is it reasonable?

Zhang: I have a secret recipe for bragging.

Wang: I can blow the square into a circle.

Zhang: I can blow the short into the long.

Wang: I can blow the ugly into the beautiful.

Zhang: I can blow the dead alive.

Wang: hey, you are amazing.

Zhang: Blow!

Wang: I tell you, our family is a bragging workshop.

Zhang: Our family is a bragging factory.

Wang: our family is bragging co., ltd.

Zhang: Our family is a bragging Torah.

Wang: Our home is the bragging center of the world! Hum, see how you blow again!

Zhang: We ... We ... Your center was blown out by our family.

Wang: alas! No, you can really blow!

Zhang: haha. . . . .