A little unhappy! Somebody tell a few jokes! !

Walking in the community at night, I saw an old woman accidentally drop her crutches on the ground, but she couldn't pick them up with great effort. At this time, the grandmother saw me, and she quickly said, "son, I am old and can't bend my back." Please help me. " I said, "No problem!" Say that finish, put your hand on grandma's head and bend hard.

When I was young, I could make 1 and 1 equal to 2. And the big brother in the neighborhood will do 10000 plus 10000 equals 20000. I admire him for getting such a large number. He also said that he would know what 1 billion Canadian 1 billion was when he went to college.

The eldest sister in the dormitory asked her sister in the mirror, "Do I look old?" The little sister said, "I'm not old, but I'm too anxious to grow up ..."

Listening to a group of men in the unit talking about private money, everyone is feeling, anyway, my wife will find out; Angkor across from me said flatly, "I keep everything in the bank." They asked, "What about the passbook or card?" Angkor smiled innocently: "Burn it. When you want to use it, take your ID card to make it up. "

Don't be unhappy. Come to me if you want to joke in the future.