Suck jokes

It is said that during the Spring and Autumn Period, there was such a rich second generation in Weiguo, named Wu Qi. Have a good life, but this Wuqi has to spend money everywhere to earn official positions. As a result, the money was spent, but the official didn't catch it, and everyone in the village laughed at him. "Yo, didn't my brother go to the official position?" Why is this back? "Wuqi didn't talk much. He raised a knife and killed more than 30 people.

Young people are born with strong martial arts, but this country is not without kings. After committing such a big crime, Wu Qi thought that he could only escape, so he went to say goodbye to his mother and set up a flag before leaving: "If I can't become an item, I will never defend my country." Mother can do nothing. My son is too stubborn. I'm sorry. If you don't come back, don't come back.

Wuqi left Weiguo and went to Shandong, which is the holy land of Confucianism, so Wuqi studied Confucian classics with Zeng Shen here.

I thought I could be a Confucian teacher after graduation, teaching and educating people, and doing K 12 education in my spare time. Unexpectedly, something unexpected happened. His mother passed away this year. This puts Wuqi in a dilemma. Going back or not? This is a problem. If you go back, it will violate the original flag. You can't be a Confucian disciple unless you go back, but how can a real man break his word and not go back? So Wuqi was successfully fired.

Confucianism can't stay and join the army. Wu Qi studied the art of war for a period of time and became famous. At this time, Lu and Qi were at war, so someone recommended Wuqi to Lu Jun, but because Wuqi's wife was from Qi, Lu Jun was not practical. Someone told Wu Qi about it. Hearing this, Wu Qi relaxed. He killed his wife with a knife. The knife shook lujun's chin. Well, you can lead the troops. The black hand belongs to the black hand, and Wuqi's military level is not built. This battle lived up to expectations and knocked Qi down. However, because of his extreme behavior, he has also been criticized by others. He did his job, didn't enter the official position, and Feng Ping was killed. How can he bear to leave?

After Li Ke's recommendation, Wu got up and went to Wei. In Wei State, Wuqi established an elite army with strong fighting capacity-"Wei Wuzu". Wuqi not only manages the army well, but also leads troops to fight first-class. During his tenure as the chief of Xihe, he fought against the princes 76 times and won 64 victories. The rest are flat, penetrating in all directions and extending for thousands of miles. In daily life in the barracks, Chi WU has no leadership shelf. He ate and slept with the soldiers and even sucked pus for them. There is also a story about sucking pus. On one occasion, Wu Qi sucked pus from a soldier. When others heard about it, they told the soldier's mother that the general had sucked pus for your son. It's amazing, Risper! But her mother cried as soon as she heard it, and someone asked, why did she cry for such a glorious thing? His mother then cried: "In those days, the child's father was also a soldier under the general, and the general also sucked pus for her father. Later, her father was grateful and bravely killed the enemy, and finally died in the battlefield. Now the general sucks pus for my son, and I'm afraid my son won't come back. " The interpretation of this story is different, but I just want to say that it is not easy for Wuqi to suck up a family with tens of thousands of troops.

Wuqi has made great achievements in Wei, but people are afraid of a famous pig, so naturally someone is eyeing him. The prime minister of Wei in this period was Gong Shucuo, the former boss of Shang Yang. Knowing that Wuqi was capable, Uncle Cuo was afraid that one day he would take his seat, so he came up with a clever plan. He divided the troops into two roads. First, he went to Wei Wuhou and said, "Look, Wuqi's skills are so great that he has made great contributions to our great Wei. You have to be nice to him, or what if you quit? " ? Wei Wuhou said, "You are right, then how can you be kind to him?" ? Uncle CuO said, "I think I'll marry the princess to him. If he agrees, it means that he can work for Wei in a down-to-earth manner, otherwise he may want to escape. " Wei Wuhou said, "Done". At this time, the uncle asked Wu to get up and have a drink at home, and then deliberately let his princess wife punch him while eating. Uncle CuO said to Wu Qi, "This princess really shouldn't be married. She is so angry." Wu Qi was shocked. Then, Wei Wuhou found Wuqi and said that he was considering marrying the princess to him. He asked him what he thought. Wuqi quickly said,' I can't marry, I can't marry, princess happy ever after. I'm a clown and unworthy.' You hear that, Wei Wuhou, huh? Uncle said it was really good. Your child has many ideas, so he was kicked out of the small group. Poor Wu Qi looked at it. Alas, Wei can't stay any longer. Let's jump ship. At this stop, Wu got up and went to Chu.

The king of Chu mourned Wuqi for a long time, and Wu Dachu was soon appointed as Lingyin, in charge of the overall situation. Chu Lingyin is equivalent to the prime minister of other countries, under one person and above ten thousand people. Moreover, Wuqi has the full support of die-hard fans, so he is also unambiguous. He launched a drastic reform in Chu, which is known as "Wuqi Reform" in history. After the reform, the national strength of Chu increased greatly, and it repeatedly rubbed against its opponents in foreign wars, and its territory continued to expand. However, after all, Chu is an aristocratic country, and the country is strong because it has absorbed the blood of nobles, so these people hate Wuqi and will kill it soon. Finally, the king of Chu died, and the "martial school" couldn't wait for the end of the memorial service. At the memorial service for King Chu, he began to set fire to Wuqi. But what kind of person is Wuqi? Even if he dies, how can he make this night easier? So Wuqi walked a long way, jumped on the body of the king of Chu and brought these noble tools to the king of Chu. Finally, according to the laws of the State of Chu, more than 70 people insulted the body of the late king and were extinct by this incident. You killed Wuqi by yourself, and Wuqi brought you 70, which is unambiguous.

Looking back, what kind of person is Wuqi? Some people say that he is "greedy and lustful", while others say that he is "cheap and has a good reputation". After his mother died, he killed his wife and asked for generals. At all costs, he finally came out and stood at the apex of fame. His achievements are brilliant and his life has been criticized. He killed 30 people and left the country, and killed 70 families and left the world. Who can define him? He lived for himself all his life and didn't need to explain to anyone.