Single funny jingle

Being single means having no object, and sometimes people who have no object will be teased by friends in jingles. The following is my single funny jingle. Come and have a look if you are interested.

Single funny jingle one

There is 18 mu of fertile land at home, and 267 has no daughter-in-law.

The grass is taken, man. The children call me uncle.

Jiaxiang No.1 Middle School studied and served as a class cadre for two years.

The headmaster and I went to bunk beds and peed on Lan Yan Road.

Trees along the riverbank were stolen, and the tombs of martyrs' cemeteries were stolen.

Xiguan market has killed pigs, and Mengshan shopping mall has sold cloth.

Dance in the Garden Square and cook in the Jiayue Hotel.

Walking on the pedestrian street, Hualian Supermarket has already bought something.

Fish have been touched in artificial lakes, and detention centers have been in prison.

Spend the night in the gorgeous hotel and practice martial arts in Dongguan Martial Arts School.

There were countless injuries in the fight that year, and Jiaxiang men were cool!

Single funny jingle 2

It is also a busy blind date on Tanabata, admiring the Weaver Cowherd.

Seeing that youth is about to die, single people have no face to see their parents.

Although there is no luxury car, I still work hard for my dream.

Who doesn't think I'm ugly? The wind and rain are long.

It is said that innocent girls are good, and I think it is brainless;

Laundry and cooking are not for themselves, and finally no one cares;

Don't be confused by feelings, no one has to be here;

Beautiful, confident and independent, women are no longer slaves;

Being single is nothing. Women need to love themselves.

Make your own money and spend it yourself, not relying on mom and dad;

The midnight bell is never afraid, just because there is no concern in my heart;

Don't celebrate Christmas and Qixi unless you are not afraid of being beaten;

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of women now?

Single funny jingle three

I really want a wife to cook for me.

The reality is very helpless, and we still need to wait.

It is also because of loneliness that I have been in love with girls several times.

Who knows, I have been defeated many times, and I was easily kicked away.

In fact, I wonder why I am always eliminated.

After so many injuries, I finally know.

I don't care about clothes and I'm not handsome.

I am too short and have no style.

Pandas are not handsome, but they are cared for by the world.

Ugliness is a natural disaster, and being short is calcium deficiency.

To be a man is to be decent and to dress in style.

Our time is doomed to lack true love.

Women are either too bad or narrow-minded.

Maybe in addition, there are some cuteness.

I'm afraid there have been descendants by now.

Don't lose your temper in this situation.

Besides patience, we can at least wait.

As long as you believe in true love, she must exist.

Either we don't love, we love happily.

Life is boring without the irrigation of love.

Only a good attitude can make you happy.

Love also depends on it, and we must not be hasty.

I am willing to wait, even if my youth is gone.

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