Cold joke riddle

Cold joke riddle daquan 1:

1, two cocks are fighting. What is their word of mouth? Fighter plane.

Swallows fly to the south for the winter. Who sold the house to? Bird's nest is sold to people who want to make it up.

3. Peel off two peanuts from the peanut shell. What will happen to them? Turned into acacia beans.

4. Peanut fell into the hot pot. What was the result? Become acquaintances (benevolence).

5, hooligans, be careful of getting AIDS. Why? Mad cow disease is very popular.

Cold joke riddle daquan 2:

0 1. A bear comes prepared.

02. the eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1)

03. What bat is untidy without rest (restless bat)?

04. A person painted gold is a blockbuster (Golden Man).

The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

06. Don't drop your mobile phone into the toilet. Opportunity knocks but once.

07. Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).

08. Dogs don't bark when crossing a wooden bridge.

09. It is sunny when bees stop on the calendar (bees and calendars).

10. Two people sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone.

1 1. A group of women are talking nonsense (no chicken talk)

12. A group of people threw eggs at the gun, and bullets rained down (eggs under the gun).

13. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes rather than thin ones.

14. Love at first sight when Qin moved to Jianzhong (moved to Jianzhong)

15. Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks are for the population).

16. Dialogue between chickens and ducks.

17. 10 1 got everything.

18. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong).

19. the sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said that feeding the yang was anti-yin (the sheep called the eagle to feed).

20. Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

2 1. Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

22. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and seek carp? Bing bing you Li

23. Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

24. Why should the hat be turned over when it is dirty? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

25. Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers

26. Why is it melancholy to paint the knife blue? Inviolability (blue)

27. Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows)

28. Why is the middle school attached? Stillbirth (attached middle school)

29. How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing.

30. How to make the sparrow quiet? Press it (mute)

3 1. How to enlarge the chest? (It's cold) Endurance is great.

32. What kind of snake has many mouths? Collision (snake)

33. People who wash their faces are called washbasins. What about those who wash their hands? Golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)

34. What juice tastes the worst? rack one's brains

35. What can you see on the guillotine in hell? stealthy

36. Who can easily finish three years of high school? Teacher Rui (can't wait to see it)

37. How to tell a fragrant butcher shop from a butcher shop? There will be a sheep's head hanging in front of the dog meat shop (hanging a sheep's head to sell dog meat)

38. Why should a cold joke be told three times at a time? Think twice before you act (think twice before you act)

39. Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is white enough and rotten enough) Because it is a cat that likes to be punched by others.

40. How much does this star weigh? 8 grams (Starbucks Star 8 grams)

4 1. What will happen after Miller of the Walking Team dies? Maitreya

42. Why go up and down? Seven is greater than eight? (It's too much fun ~ ~) Because eight is below seven.

43. Why can't I see God's dick? Don't reveal the secret.

44. Which song has lyrics? CoCo Lee? The moon represents my heart [CoCo Lee, how much I love you. ]

45. What kind of hat is suitable? Thick? what's up (This is more * * *) Yang sports.

46. Which snake has the strongest vitality? A three-inch golden tongue (snake)

47. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? The other foot was broken by the Titanic.

48. Why don't men go out? Because when you go out, you become a layman.

49. What chair do you like best? enjoy

50. Why am I born cold? Because I want to, so I am (I am ~ ~, so I am)

5 1. Why don't fireworks hit stars? Because the stars will twinkle.

52. What are the main ingredients of contraceptives? antibiotic

53. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

54. What Kirin tastes best? ice cream

55. What Kirin runs fastest? Michelin

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