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The problem of deceiving people
Which should be killed first, the pig or the donkey? When you said killing a pig, I said: "Congratulations, you got the answer right, the donkey thought the same way!" The opposite is also true
Are you a thing?
1 Answer: Yes. (You are a thing, not a person)
2 Answer: No. (You are nothing)
How do the donkeys in Henan bray? (Speak quickly)
Others will not be able to reflect it. If he brays "ah", he is also a donkey, because he has imitated the braying of a donkey.
Have you ever heard the story about the little pig nodding and the big pig shaking his head?
When he nods, he is a little pig, and when he shakes his head, he is a big pig.
If you run against an animal, who will win?
1 Answer: I will win (indicating that he is worse than an animal)
2 Answer: The animal will win (indicating that he is worse than an animal)
3 Answer: The same (meaning you are the same as an animal)
The tortoise and the hare are racing, and the pig is the referee. Who do you think will win?
Once upon a time, there was a mountain called I Am Mountain. There was a temple on the mountain called I Am Temple. /p>
Then you said: "I am a donkey" I am a donkey...which means I am a donkey
If a penguin and a pig are locked in a refrigerator at the same time, who will freeze to death first?
Answer Penguin
Pig thinks so too!
Answer Pig
Sure enough, the same kind understand the same kind!
Type your name, then type in the person you like, say it is a test of fate, and then your answer will be sent to the designated mailbox of the friend who deceived you.
There are also scary ones~ when you are staring at the screen very focused (such as finding fault with the color blindness test, etc.) ghosts and scary sound effects suddenly appear~ because most people will be startled suddenly~ There are many such websites~ You should be able to find them easily if you search~
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