Here are some classic funny jingles (short ones)

Complete of commonly used Chinese proverbs

"Xiaoer" is in charge of "big king"

Next to those who are diligent but not lazy

In front of the dwarf Don't say short words

Press the gourd and lift the scoop

Please don't go in the eight-carriage sedan chair

Not even a single stroke

Uproot the roots The hair is thicker than the waist

A piece of human skin draped in white

Half a catty to eight taels

Having become a monk on the way

A man who is full does not know how hungry he is Han Hungry

He weighed as much as he carried on his back

He was sold and helped count the money

The stupid bird flew first

A crooked nose

It’s harder than climbing to the sky

It’s not as good as the top but more than the bottom

It’s more breathy than a dead person

Is it cheaper? Good goods, good goods are not cheap

When others lead the donkey, you pull out the pegs

A defeat is like a mountain falling

The soldiers will block it, and the water will cover it up with the soil

Three feet of ice is not a day's cold

Diseases come in from the mouth, disasters come out from the mouth

Go to the doctor in case of emergency

It's better not to know than to know. Shocked

If you don’t eat Coptis chinensis, you don’t know what to complain about

If you don’t eat steamed buns, you will get bad breath

If you don’t eat mutton, you will feel bad

If you don’t fight, you don’t know each other

Don’t fight the battle you are not sure of

Don’t fight the battle you are not prepared for

If you don’t know how valuable firewood and rice are, you are not a good person

Don't give up until you reach the Yellow River

Effortlessly

Indiscriminately

Not enough to fill your teeth

No matter what Eleven

If you don’t see the coffin, you won’t shed tears

If you don’t see the rabbit, you won’t let go of the hawk

If you don’t see the true Buddha, you won’t burn incense

If you don’t enter the mountain gate, you won’t be ordained.

If you don’t experience anything, you won’t gain a piece of wisdom

Look at the face of the Buddha without looking at the monk’s face

You can’t not believe it, you can’t believe it completely

You can’t In the same way

If you don’t shit, you will occupy the pit

If you are not afraid of not knowing the goods, you are afraid of comparing goods

If you are not afraid of being slow, you are afraid of standing

Don’t be afraid of bad things, just be afraid of bad people

Don’t be afraid of disrespect, just be afraid of being dishonest

Don’t be afraid of 10,000, just be afraid of the worst case

Don’t be afraid of thieves. I'm afraid that thieves are worried

I don't want to be born on the same day, I just want to die on the same day

If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you catch the tiger's cubs

Don't eat the fireworks of the world

It’s not a fuel-efficient lamp

Either the fish dies, or the net is broken

It’s not that enemies don’t get together

If they don’t die, they will be skinned

If you don’t listen to the old man’s words, you will suffer the consequences

If you don’t raise a child, you will not know the kindness of your parents

No problem

I don’t know which end of the kang is hot

I don’t know which cloud is raining

I don’t know how deep the sky is and how high it is

If you don’t hit the south wall, you won’t look back

The fly won’t bite the egg without a seam

Worry about not growing old

Tear down the east wall and mend the west wall

Don’t be surprised if you are often scolded, don’t be afraid of being beaten often

Always speak fluently, and often do it If your hands are not clumsy

If you often stand by the river, how can your shoes not get wet

To increase the ambition of others will destroy your own prestige

It is better to grind slowly than to sigh

There are always lights and plenty of oil

Singing opposites

There are people in the court who like to be officials

Fried beans are eaten by everyone, frying is done by one person

There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain

Bullshit

Sesame seeds and rotten millet

The brave will be killed by starvation, and the timid will be starved to death

Adults are not at ease, but they are not adults at ease

Insufficient success will lead to failure

The successful ones are princes, the losers are thieves

Weighing rods are inseparable from the thallium scale

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The scale has

The head is high and the head is low

Thallium is a small scale but weighs a thousand pounds

It is full after eating

Eating steamed buns chewed by others does not taste good

Can’t eat and walk around

Took the wrong rat poison

Taking reassurance

Eating makes me want to die, working is afraid of exhaustion

Thankless

Eating leopard bile

Eating mixed drugs

Eating gunpowder

Eating people without spitting out bones

Eat other people's food and shit like dogs

Eat other people's mouths and be soft-handed

Eat other people's food and be controlled by others

Eat the soft and not the hard

Eat the dumb and lose

Eat the food in the bowl and look at the food in the pot

The ugly words are ahead

An ugly daughter-in-law must meet her parents-in-law sooner or later

The first day of the lunar month and the fifteenth day of the lunar month

How much you sweat, how much you eat

Monks don’t talk at home.

Only when you get out of the water do you see mud on your legs

The citron in your early years will rot first

Wear new shoes and walk the same old road

Wear a pair of pants

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The boat will naturally straighten when it reaches the bridge

The boatman's children can float on the water

The window paper will be broken at a moment

Blow your beard and stare

There are no three hundred taels of silver here

Silence is better than sound at this time

This time, that time

Be smart for a while, be confused for a while

Climbing from the tip of a knife

From a young mother, to a long story

Can't beat a fox to make yourself coquettish

Can't beat a wild wolf or a domestic dog

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The firewood collector cannot follow the sheepherder

It is better to knock down than to knock down

Can’t find a lantern

Knock out the front teeth and swallow it

If you beat a dog, you have to look at the owner

If you fail to beat the tiger, you will be injured by the tiger

If you beat the wine, ask the person who carries the bottle for money

Open the window Speak frankly

Open the skylight and speak frankly

Break the casserole and ask the truth

Play with wishful thinking

Forging iron requires one's own hard work

Back off

Hit the blind and scold the dumb

Slap and give a sweet date

Slap the face to look fat

Holding a lantern and can't find it

Talking in sleep in broad daylight

Dreaming in broad daylight

Looking for a needle in a haystack

The road is facing the sky, each side walks half way

If you don’t go out the door, you won’t take the second step

Survive a catastrophe

Big things turn into small things, small things turn into small things

It’s better to be under the big tree Enjoy the cool air

Big eyes and small eyes

Careless and lose Jingzhou

A man can bend and stretch

A timid man cannot be a general

Local ginger is not spicy

Turn a deaf ear

Drum in front of your face and gong in front of you

Be a human in front of you, but a ghost behind you

Don’t listen in front of you Talk short

The knife rests on the neck

The knife is fast and the neck is thick

Although the knife, gun and medicine are good, it is better not to break the hand

The mouth of the knife , Dou Fuxin

What songs to sing on which mountain

What words to say when?

Be cheap and be good

Don’t care Let others be merciful

Get cheap and behave well

Be merciful and merciful

Look down but not look up

The place depends on the race, the matter depends on the human effort

I don’t know the price of oil when I light a candle

When my father is dead and my mother is married, everyone takes care of themselves

Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao

Standing against the wind for ten miles

Leave the meat in your mouth and wait for the fish in the river

A hammer in the east and a stick in the west

I don’t know how to read big characters l

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Dofu fell into the ashes

Dofu fell into the ashes

Dofu was a carrying pole

My stomach ached and I blamed the Stove Lord

Carrying other people’s bowls and being managed by others

A kite with a broken string

Do it right, not the person

It is better to do less than to do more

If you avoid the first day of junior high school, you cannot avoid the fifteenth day

Hidden from the rain and jumped into the river

The evil one complained first

The son does not think the mother is ugly, the dog does not think the family is poor

The son is big Bu Yu Niang

Children are in love, but heroes are short of breath

Hearing is false, seeing is believing

Two one adds to five

Frustration Do not recognize people

Do the opposite

Bite back

The prescription is real, but the medicine is fake

Rooftop Open the door and dig a well in the pit

Beware of gentlemen but not villains

Long-term fishing for big fish

Hit your heels when you fart

Fat The thin ones are cooked in one pot

The fat water does not flow to outsiders

It is thankless and thankless

It takes a lot of effort

Fengli Come and go in the rain

Buddha burns a stick of incense, and everyone strives for a breath

Blessings do not come to both parties, and misfortunes do not come alone

You should eat nine liters, but don’t eat one Fighting

It doesn’t rain when there is thunder

It doesn’t work as well as it does early

It’s hard to work hard, and it’s useless even if you are exhausted

Sugar cane is not as sweet as both ends

Catch the duck to the shelf

Hurry up early rather than late

Dare to be angry but dare not speak

Just out of the wolf den, again Entering the tiger's mouth

The arms cannot twist the thighs

The elbows are twisted outward

Partition walls have ears

Every other row is like a mountain

Every Play fifty big boards

Everyone’s dream will come true

If you give me a stick, use it as a needle

It’s shameless to give me face

Success will come naturally

Being respectful is better than obeying orders

God knows whether it is fair or not

The rooster lays eggs and the hen crows

The male It is right to speak to the public, and it is right to say that the mother-in-law is right

A dog cannot change its eating of shit

A dog looks down upon others

A dog cannot spit out ivory

The dog hangs its tongue and does not fuck, the chicken crotches its feet and does it

Looking ahead without thinking about the future

Selling dog meat on a sheep's head

If the official is not big, the staff is not small

The official ship is leaky and the official horse is thin

Just make a wish without burning incense

The ghost is obsessed with the mind

Noble people often forget things

Pot The big spoon is accurate

When the child cries, give it to his mother

You must not have the intention of harming others, and you must have the intention of guarding against others

Beads of sweat dropped to the floor Break the eight petals

Don’t be afraid of being late if you have a good meal

Use good steel on the edge of the knife

A good man does not suffer immediate losses

A good man does not mention his courage in the past

It’s better to break up than to get along

A good tiger cannot hold back a pack of wolves

Don’t say good things to others, and it’s not good to say good things to others if they betray others

Don’t say good things to others Twice

You can always say good things and never do bad things

It’s easy to borrow and repay, and it’s not difficult to borrow again

A good horse never turns back

A good cat doesn’t meow, a good dog doesn’t jump

It’s hard to be a good man, it’s hard to wear white cloth

A good man dies at the hands of witnesses

Don’t back away from others. It's no good to carry someone on your back

No more than three good things

It's better to die than to live in vain

A questioning person will get lost

Good intentions are not good Report

The monk does not know the scholar

The monk is easy to do, but the five are more difficult

The monk has no children and many filial sons

From ear to ear

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There are no fish and shrimps in the river are expensive

The black dog stole the oil and beat the white dog on the head

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I wish I could get in through the cracks

I hate that iron cannot be made into steel

Nothing is better than grass

Critical noses and eyes

Monkey Year, Horse Month

Later come first

Eyes on the back of the head

Confused Temple, Confused God

Confused Temple Confused God

Tiger poison does not eat its seeds

Tiger left deep in the mountains and bullied by dogs

Pay money to buy sin

It is easier to draw ghosts than to draw people

If you draw a tiger, you can't turn it into a dog.

After three mouths, a worm will grow legs

Change the soup without changing the dressing

The cucumbers and vegetables are cold

The emperor does not make patients sick

The emperor takes turns and comes to my house next year

The emperor’s daughter does not have to worry about getting married

It’s not busy if you know how to do it; No

It’s not difficult to know, but it’s not difficult

Those who can speak are not as good as those who can listen

Those who can speak can hide both sides, but those who can’t speak can’t speak both sides. Biography

If you can talk, talk about yourself, but if you can't talk, talk about others

A living person cannot be choked to death

Being furious

It is imminent. Don't be in a hurry

You can't wait to see what's in front of you

You have to throw away goods when comparing goods, and you have to die when comparing people to people

Selling goods for a piece of skin

Hungry people don't choose what to eat , a poor man can choose his clothes

Critical eggs

There are too many chickens to lay eggs

Chickens can fly and eggs can be beaten

Chickens can fly and dogs can jump over walls

The rooster crows sooner or later, and the sun rises together

Chicken trivial

The phoenix flies out of the chicken coop

Auspicious people have their own destiny

Plans do not change quickly

Remember to eat but not to fight

Do not publicize family shame

Family flowers do not have the fragrance of wild flowers

Every family has Sutras that are difficult to recite

If you have two buckets of food in your family, you should not be the king of your children

Falsely preaching the imperial edict

When you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, and when you marry a dog, follow the dog

Pull through cracks

Those who have seen ghosts are afraid of the dark

Thirsty when they see water and hungry when they see food

Ginger is still spicy

It’s easy to change a country, but hard to change one’s nature

Living with one foot on the edge of a knife

One foot on two boats

Can’t lift the lid of the pot

To untie the bell, you need someone to tie it

My sister didn’t marry, which delayed my younger sister

When I entered the Three Treasures Hall, there were all incense burners

First of all, near the water tower To get the moon

The one who is close to the vermilion is red, the one who is close to the ink is black

One thing will make you gain wisdom

Draw water from the well and pour it into the river

Don’t offend the river if you drink well

If you don’t drink a toast, you’ll have to drink wine as a punishment

Long-term illness has no filial son

The power of nine cows and two tigers

Speak the truth after drinking

The aroma of wine is not afraid of deep alleys

The old will not go, the new will not come

New wine in old bottles

The sound of the saw is the end

The military order is like a mountain falling

A gentleman speaks but does not take action

Opens the bow but does not release the arrow

Issuing a blank check

The boiling water does not make a sound, the sound of the water does not boil

The circle that is chopped without spinning

It depends on the person’s face

It depends on the person’s dish. Son

Back on mountains to eat mountains, rely on water to drink water

Back on mountains and mountains, rely on water and water to dry up

Talk in vain

Can’t cry or laugh

Crying at the wrong grave

Cut the knot with a sharp knife

Can’t poop and blame the latrine

After pooping, kill the donkey

Easy come, gone quickly

It is better to come early than to come by chance

It is rude to not reciprocate when you come back

He who comes is not good, and he who is good is not good. Come

The wolf can’t be seen, the dog can’t be seen

The prodigal son is here

Home, the whole family will starve to death

The prodigal son returns with no money in return

The tiger is still taking a nap

The tiger’s butt cannot be touched

The tiger’s mouth Pulling out teeth

The old chicken can't get on the stove, but the chicken can't jump around

The old man steps in, one can beat the two

The old cow pulls the broken cart

The mouse thinks the cat is powerful

God has eyes

The old man eats sweets, and the more he talks, the longer he grows

The old man wants to treat, the child wants to coax

Lao Wang sells melons, sells himself and boasts

Grandma doesn’t care for my uncle and doesn’t love her

Tighten his belt

Extreme joy brings sorrow

The thunder is loud, Raindrops are light

I am so tired that no one buys a coffin

Catching hot buns with cold hands

Lending money while standing, begging for money on my knees

Blushing neck Coarse

Half-cooled

Conscience is eaten by a dog

A small amount is not a gentleman, a non-toxic is not a husband

Pull before death Backrest

Keeping the green hills there, you are not afraid of running out of firewood

The road is far away and you can tell the horse's power, but the time can tell the people's heart

The donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth

The donkey drives the shaft, the horse pulls the harness

It becomes a pot of porridge

Everyone likes radish and cabbage

Don’t wash the radish when it is too fast

When you fall into the water, you care about your life, when you go ashore, you care about your wealth

If you fall into the hands of ghosts, you are not afraid of meeting the King of Hell

A hemp stalk beats a wolf with both ends to be afraid

Although a sparrow is small , complete with all five internal organs

Swearing without using curse words

No need to draft curses

Buying and selling cannot be done by benevolence and justice

If you can buy a horse, you cannot buy a saddle

Buy four taels of cotton and spin it once

Sell dog-skin plaster

Whatever you sell is what you shout about

A blind man rides a blind horse

Cats cry and mice pretend to be compassionate

A cat takes a day and a dog takes a day

Riding the world's injustice

No disease or death

No food Have you ever seen pork but never seen a pig leave?

Looking for something to talk to when you have nothing to say

There is no banquet that lasts

There is no wall that is airtight

There is no in-laws that cannot be touched

No domestic thieves can attract outsiders

No diamonds, no porcelain work

No one who sells regret medicine

No four ounces of iron, How dare you hit a big sword

If you don’t have a curved belly, you won’t swallow a curved sickle

It’s not guilty to find a yoke to carry it

You can grab your eyebrows and beard

People of the Ming Dynasty do not do secret things

Write your name backwards

Hone your sword and keep it from chopping wood

Planning is up to people, success is up to Heaven

More carpenters build crooked houses

More carpenters build crooked houses

Carpenters chop with one ax

Only when you can afford it can you afford it

There are ghosts in every temple

Which pot is not opened and lifted

Wherever you fall, you know where the road is slippery

Which gust of wind blows you away Here we go

Head in the belt

Put the duck on the shelf

I would rather demolish ten temples than break up a marriage

Niu Bu Drink water and force the head to be massaged

The cow does not know the bend of the horns, the horse does not know the length of the face

The cow conquers the country and the horse sits in the palace

The cow plows the field, the horse eats the beans

The truth is wrong

Female changes

Whatever you are afraid of

Bystanders know clearly, but the authorities are confused

Get to the bottom of things

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A monk cannot escape from the temple if he runs away

Paying money to marry his daughter

It is a shame if he touches his nose

Smiling but not smiling

I don’t usually burn incense, but I only hold the Buddha’s legs temporarily

Broken jars are broken

A broken family is worth a lot of money

Seven hundred years and eight hundred years of millet

Chaan

Seven aunts and eight aunts

When you meet an opponent in chess, you will meet a good talent

If you pull one hair, your whole body will move

You will not be able to move if you pull it. In the name of retreat

There is no village in front and no store in the back

Be afraid of wolves in front and tigers in the back

People in the past plant trees, and people in the future can enjoy the shade

The foreword does not match the afterword

Obses a lot of debt

The first bird is shot

The wall falls and everyone pushes it

The strong guest cannot be suppressed Lord

There are no weak soldiers under a strong general

A strong dragon cannot defeat a local snake

A strong and twisted melon is not sweet

A clever woman cannot make a meal without rice.

Moms can be partial too

Catch the thief first

It is difficult for an upright official to deal with household affairs

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

It is better to ask for help than to ask for help

It is easier to ask for help than to ask for help

It is better to ask for yourself than to ask for others

Race a horse with your fist

Let someone act as a gunman

You can’t afford to offend someone, and you can’t afford to hide from them

Comparing people with others will lead to death, but comparing goods with others will lead to throwing them away

People who don’t deserve to die can always be saved.

A person cannot be judged by his appearance, nor can he measure the amount of seawater

A person is not big or small, nor is a tree high or low

People are unaware of ghosts

People pass by Leave your name, and the geese passing by will leave your voice

If you move people, you will live, but if you move trees, they will die

People are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong

People are mediocre and silent, and their skills are not good

Favors are thinner than paper

People are poor but their ambitions are poor

People are poor and their ambitions are short

It is easier to eat when there are fewer people, but when there are more people it is easier to work

Unfamiliar with the place of life

People are like iron, rice is like steel

People go to higher places, and water flows to lower places

The human heart is not enough and the snake swallows the elephant

The human heart is separated from the belly

People have faces, trees have bark

People have human speech, and animals have animal speech

The meat is rotten in the pot

It's like entering a deserted land

Doing as the Romans do

Don't eat soft or hard food

Piss and take photos

Three steps followed by two steps

Three-inch tongue

Three-point teaching and seven-point practice

Three-point image People are like ghosts

Three are full and one is drunk

Three are silent, it is difficult for gods to attack

Three cobblers are as good as Zhuge Liang

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Three souls lost two souls

Three words: never leave the profession

Three years if you don’t come to your door, you won’t even kiss if you want to marry

Three years Qing Zhifu, one hundred thousand snowflakes of silver

When three people are walking together, there must be my teacher

The thirty-six strategies are the best

Every three-year-old child knows this

Three days of fishing and two days of drying nets

Three days and three nights are endless

Three days of fishing and two days of drying nets

Go out of the house

Kill a chicken and show it to the monkey

How to kill a chicken with a butcher's knife

Kill without showing blood

Kill without blinking

Kill with life , pay back debts

Kill to death, save people to the end

A fool looks at others during the New Year

The mountains and rivers will not change

The mountain is high and the emperor is far away

The mountain is high and cannot block the sun

There are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkey is called the king

It takes a hundred days to break the muscles and bones

Can't reach the sky, can't reach the ground

Go up to the mountain of knives, go down to the sea of ??fire

Going up is not a business

The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked

On board the pirate ship

Doing door-to-door business is easy

Out of breath

It is easy to go up the mountain to kill a tiger, but it is difficult to accuse someone

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It is easy to go up the mountain but difficult to go down

There is no way to the sky and no way to the earth

The upper teeth are better than the lower ones

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There is the emperor's sky, and there is the earth below

There are old people above and young people below

The top knows astronomy, and the bottom knows geography

Burning incense offends the Bodhisattva

Crush a person to death under his tongue

Can’t trap a wolf if he doesn’t want to bear the child

Shoot the horse first if you shoot the man, capture the king first if you capture the thief

Extend your neck to wait for the knife

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Don’t hit the smiling person with your hand

Can’t see the five fingers with your hand

Being in Cao Ying and being in Han Dynasty

Don’t be afraid of slanting shadows if you are upright

A handsome bird emerges from the mountains

The ghost is unaware

Raw rice makes cooked rice

Victory and defeat are common matters in military affairs

Failure is the mother of success

No matter how many lice you have, you don’t have to worry about many debts

Ten dollars need to be spent, and one dollar needs to be saved

Ten fingers are not ordinary Qi

Ten fingers may be long or short

Ten miles are different

Ten miles may be true

Ten years to the east of the river, ten years to the west of the river

Nine times in ten years

A thousand miles away

Time waits for no one

What medicine should be taken for any disease

What key opens what lock?

He who knows the current affairs is a hero

Shit and pee

Hindsight is better

Things are dead, people are alive

It is a blessing, not a disaster, it is a disaster that cannot be avoided

There is a reason for the words, it is Grass has roots

Gold will always shine

It is a mule or a horse, lead it out for a run

It is a three-way relationship

It's because the boils will appear sooner or later

My hands are too big to cover the sky

My dexterity is not as good as my own skills

My hands are stretched too long

I am so thin The camel is bigger than the horse

There are too many veterinarians to put the cow to death

I only wanted to settle the case after losing the lawsuit

The tree fell and the hozen was scattered

Afraid of smashing the head when the leaves fall

Who doesn’t eat tons of dumplings during the Chinese New Year

Who doesn’t rub powder on their face

The water is too high to overflow the boat

Water and fire are incompatible

Water cannot be poured in, and needle cannot be inserted

Shallow water cannot support big fish

Can’t sleep The strange bed is crooked

Speaking of Cao Cao and Cao Cao

Taking big words makes small money

Speaking better than singing

Say you are fat. Panting

Tell people what they say but don’t shit on them

Speak people’s words but don’t do people’s things

Speak a thousand words and ten thousand

Dead horse As a living horse doctor

The dead are said to be alive

To save face and suffer the consequences

He recited his sutra, and I worshiped my Buddha

Nothing can be found after wearing iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get there

Tai Sui is breaking ground

The sun rises from the west

Bite off more than you can chew

If you are greedy for petty gains, you will suffer big losses

You cannot escape from the heart of Tathagata Buddha

When you kick someone, you need to guard against a punch

Shave your head and make a fool of yourself One head is hot

The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid

The sky strikes with five thunders

The sky is high and the emperor is far away

The secret of heaven cannot be leaked

A pair is born as a pair, and the earth is a pair

Everyone dies when the sky falls, and there is a boy crossing the river

When the sky falls, there is a ground to catch up

Goose hunting every day , it made the geese close their eyes

The King of Heaven and I are not afraid

There are no two days in the sky, and there are no two principles in people

There is no perfect path in the sky

If it doesn’t rain for a month, no one will be poor forever

The crows in the world are as black as black

It will rain, and the mother will get married

God knows The earth knows, you know and I know

Fire the hole of dissatisfaction

Jump into the Yellow River to wash it away

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The iron tree blossoms and the mute speaks

Hearing the wind is like rain

You stop farming when you hear the cries of the crickets

Eating at the same table, everyone pays Money

The copper kettle does not leak or drip

Poking a hornet's nest

Stealing a chicken fails but eats up a handful of rice

The sky is above your head and the feet are under your feet Ground

Treat the head if you have a headache, heal the feet if you have a sore foot

It is easy to build a wall if there is too much soil

Bury half of it in the soil

Spit on a ding

The rabbit won’t eat the grass on the edge of the nest

The rabbit can’t drive the shaft

The bowl and the spoon are accurate

Always change and stay true to its origin

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Don’t ask for anything

Everything is ready, all you need is the east wind

The prince broke the law and committed the same crime as the people

Throwing dirty water into other people’s courtyards

Dive into your pocket

Small your face

Put gold on your face

Forget how many bowls of rice you eat

Forgot my last name

Walking around the pot

Lest the world be in chaos

If you don’t meet people, you will only meet them halfway

The tail is raised to the sky

Before entering the mountain gate, I want to be an abbot

It is better to be famous than to meet

The house leaks and it rains all night long

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Without wind, there is no fire

Without an official position, one is lighthearted

Without reasonable arguments

Without profit, one cannot afford three points early

Without rice, one can cook without rice

Nothing can be written without coincidence

No matter what happens, do not go to the Three Treasures Palace

Use every possible means

Military officers know how to kill, civil servants know how to scrape

We were a family five hundred years ago

Things are rare and valuable

Don’t say you are unprepared

Habits become natural

Daughter-in-law doesn’t need to boast, just wait until her husband’s house

No matter how good the tricks are, they are still fake

Everyone can change the tricks, and each one has their own cleverness and difference

Blind Cat When you encounter a dead mouse

The shrimp will not move, the water will not move

Strike first to be strong

Be a villain before being a gentleman

Place flowers On cow dung

The county official is not as good as the current official

What smells good is not fragrant, and what is smelly is not smelly

Every time you think about it, it comes out

No heavy hammer is needed to make a drum sound

A little impatience will mess up a big plan

It’s a piece of cake

Just push the cart if it doesn’t fall over

There are no lies in a child's mouth

A small cage cannot contain a big bird

A small life meets the king of hell

Be careful and you are not wrong

Laugh Lose your teeth

Laugh off your teeth and lose face

Don’t be afraid of water when your shoes are wet

Hold up the emperor to make the princes

Disheartened Ball

Three things to do when a new official takes office

A long separation is better than a new marriage

Newly arrived, unable to grasp the cooking pot

New debts and old debts Let’s count together

Heart disease requires heart medicine

I can’t eat hot beans in a hurry

My heart feels like a stone

Heart mentioned In the throat

There is more than enough heart but not enough strength

You can’t change your name when you walk, and you can’t change your surname when you sit down

As soon as an expert reaches out, he will know if there is anything

When a scholar encounters a soldier, he cannot explain why he is right

It takes three years for a scholar to rebel

It takes three years to learn well and three days to learn bad

It is lightning fast

The mute speaks, the blind listens

Can’t swallow this breath

Tobacco and alcohol do not separate families

Salt is salty, vinegar is sour

A strict teacher produces a good disciple

The king of hell is easy to see, but the devil is difficult to deal with

Out of sight, out of mind

Out of sight is pure

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Big eyes but small belly

No eyesight

Blink once

See six directions and listen to all directions

No sand can be rubbed into the eyes

Eating with tears

The wool comes from On the sheep

If the sheep are lost in the flock, they will be found in the flock

Raise an army for a thousand days, use it for a while

Tuck a card in your waist, and you will follow whoever you see

Shaking your head does not count and nodding your head

A dog that bites does not show its teeth

It costs money, but it costs a life

If you don’t want others to know, Don't do it unless you do it yourself

It's a treasure if you want it, not a piece of grass

It's a treasure if you don't want it.

Night owls come into the house and come for everything

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A handful of snot and tears

A handful of shit

Tit for tit

You will never see the back of your head

Cannot produce two (surname) characters in one stroke

If you don’t do it once, you will never stop doing it

One step is wrong, every step is wrong

Can’t keep up with one step , can't keep up step by step

One step at a time

Once bitten by a snake, I will be afraid of the rope for ten years

Once I have the power, I will take the order Come on

One generation is worse than the other

Full of bad ideas

You get what you pay for

A penny is broken in half

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One pole stuck to the end

One slap cannot make a sound

One nostril to breathe out

One trough cannot tie two donkeys

One sings the red face, the other sings the white face

A toad has four ounces of strength

One monk carries water to eat, one monk carries water to eat, and three monks have no water to eat

One gourd and two ladles

One general and one order

One carrot and one pit

One cow is herding, two cows are herding

One son-in-law and half a son

One sheep is for driving, two sheep are for herding

One intestine leads to the bottom

Tie two with one thread Grasshopper

Kill someone to death with a stick

Stir the pot with a horse spoon

One moment a cat face, the next a dog face

The whole family doesn’t know One family's business

One family does not speak the language of two families

One kick can't make a difference

One guest does not bother two hosts

A stone fell to the ground

If one horse doesn’t move, ten horses are waiting

One shovel cannot dig a well

One person has enough to eat. The whole family is not hungry

One person has a trumpet, each blows his own tune

One person is inferior and ten thousand people are superior

One person does the work and the other takes responsibility

One day is like three autumns

One is one, two is two

A road runs into darkness

A river is deep and shallow

One fish and one pot of soup

One push six two five

One bowl of beans to pay, one bowl of beans to pay

One question and three questions

You can't do two things at once

Once you say something, it's hard to chase it back

The same tree blooms with hundreds of flowers

It's hard to speak the same language with one mouth

One good thing suppresses all evils

One foot inside the coffin, one foot outside the coffin

One duck goes into the water, ten ducks go into the river

One careless move and you lose everything

Getting drunk will solve a thousand worries

Just kick your butt and you will know what shit you will poop

Follow the same example Gourd

Suspiciousness gives rise to ghosts

Treat others in their own way

Use the heart of a villain to save the heart of a gentleman

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth

Art is not overwhelming

It is difficult for a hero to be a beauty

Bite the bullet

Don’t doubt the people you use, don’t use the people you doubt

Use Bodhisattva to pray to Bodhisattva, don’t use Bodhisattva to scold Bodhisattva

>I can’t put on my trousers due to my belly

More oil won’t spoil the food, and being polite to many people won’t offend me

I can’t hold the oil bottle when it falls over

Have a nose and eyes

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Go to the doctor when you are sick

Revenge yourself if you have a grudge, repay an injustice if you have an injustice

It is not a gentleman if you do not repay a grudge, and you are a villain if you do not repay a favor

Don't eat poisonous things, don't do illegal things

How much water and mud are there

If you are blessed, you don't need to be busy, but if you are not blessed, you will have your heart broken

Blessed and shared, Sharing difficulties

If you have a daughter, you don’t have to worry about not having an in-laws

Worse than that

If you have something to say, just say it, and if you have a fart, just fart

Those who choose money do not choose those who are scolded

Don’t raise your voice if you are reasonable

You can travel all over the world if you are reasonable, but you can’t move even if you are unreasonable

If you have milk, you are a mother

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If you have a butt, there is no place to get spanked

If you have money, you can’t take half a year off

Rich bastards of the third generation

If you have money to buy a horse, you don’t Money buys a saddle

It’s hard to buy a saddle if you have money

You know it if you have money and it’s hard to buy

What goes up must go down

Have a will Arranged flowers do not bloom, but unintentional willows create shade

Having eyes does not recognize Mount Tai

Those who have eyes can blow, and those who have strings can play

Every advantage must be there Disadvantages

Where there is a mouth, there is a way

I want to eat fish but I am afraid of the smell

If a fish passes through a thousand nets, there will be fish in every net

Fish are afraid of leaving the water, and grass is afraid of seeing frost

Borrowing an umbrella on a rainy day

Haste makes waste

Enemies are on a narrow road

Enemies are there Head, debt belongs to the owner

Monks from far away will chant sutras

Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors

Far water cannot quench the near thirst

Far away The horizon is right in front of our eyes

The more we stay, the lazier we get, and the more we eat, the more greedy we get

The prime minister can punt a boat in his belly

Rely on your parents at home, and rely on your friends when you go out

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Where to fall, where to get up

I don’t know what will happen in the morning

If I had known today, why bother in the beginning

Thieves are afraid of thieves

You don’t feel pain in your back when you stand and talk

Take medicine according to the prescription

Picture the gourd and draw the dipper

Look at the height of this mountain

An eye as big as a needle can fight against a strong wind

The tip of a needle is facing the wheat awn

Turn a blind eye

If you know the urine kang, you will not Go to sleep

It can only be understood, not expressed

Beat the drum again and open a new business

Under the heavy reward, there must be a brave man

Drunk Weng's intention is not to drink wine

Listen with the left ear, listen with the right ear

If you make sugar, it will not be sweet, but if you make vinegar, it will be sour

Being a monk for one day and hitting the clock for one day

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Sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight