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What are the customs in Henan?

1 love: when it comes to this matter, there must be a matchmaker, that is, the person who pulls the red line. He (she) will say hello to you two first, and then have a small meeting with you-a general meeting.

Small meeting: just leave you two alone in a room, and your relatives are waiting outside. Let you two have a heart-to-heart talk and feel it, huh?

Big meeting: it is successful to hold a small meeting before the big meeting. When both sides think it's ok, they will hold a meeting. Which means it's over. This man wants to give this woman some money as a gift. In other words, it's settled.

1, Henan people eat, Henan people eat at home, three meals a day. Everyone brought a bowl of vegetables, some noodles and some paste. We all like to drink soup made directly from noodles. If we don't drink it for a day, it's like something is missing in our life. Or squatting or squatting at the door, or eating and chatting at the door, chatting about the east and the west, several people in a large rice field can eat together, and the scene is very spectacular. I always thought Zhoukou was the only way to eat. I didn't want to go to Hebei, so I was on the train, and so was northern Henan. This can be said to be a major feature of Henan people in the country.

2, Henan people go out, Henan people go out is also a major feature, whether you are on the train or in the car, as long as you see holding or carrying a woven bag, which contains quilts or other miscellaneous things, he must be from Henan, and it is more likely that we are in eastern Henan. There is a TV play that vividly depicts this point of Henan people. I forgot the name of the TV series, but I clearly remember the development process of a group of Henan people in Shanghai.

3, Henan people sleep, Henan people sleep casually, if at home, of course, still sleep in their own bed, once out, whether farmers or workers intellectuals, as long as there is a place. At least the people around me are like this. If they are migrant workers, they can sleep soundly in the streets, on bricks, on construction sites and under bridges. I am also an intellectual. When I was working, I was like this with many fellow villagers. People from other provinces can't sleep in the middle of the night in a new place, but when we are on a business trip, we usually sleep at home and talk about other things. I think we should learn from us! `

4, Henan people work, Henan people work is to give others the most tired work, do some lighter work, which can be found from the process of harvesting wheat these days. But all I can do is do the key work by myself. As long as I am not lazy, I can still work. It is impossible for ordinary people in Henan to do their jobs well. If only two people do their own work, it will be boring, but with more people, the work will be faster and the whole body will be full of energy.

5, Henan people drink, Henan people love to drink, although the amount of alcohol is not large, but there are too many people who like to drink two bites, sometimes without vegetables, with two vinegar garlic, or boiled two eggs, a few people can put a few pounds into the stomach. Some people drink too much and love to talk, which is the character of national drinkers. However, Henan people don't like mainlanders to get drunk after drinking, but try to go home no matter where they drink too much, and most people can go home by themselves, and then fall asleep in bed until they wake up. This shows that the drinking style of Henan people is still good. Henan people love to draw boxing when drinking, and the local dialect is called Laimei, which is very rich in Henan wine culture and unique in the country.

6, Henan people smoke, Henan people smoke in the country, smokers can be said to be the largest province, first of all, Henan people are the most, one in every ten people in the country is from Henan, and one in every four people is a smoker. Because people in Henan love smoking, the national tax is much higher. People in Henan never smoke alone. When there are many people, one person wants to smoke. They all took out their cigarettes after a walk and lit them themselves. But smokers are generally addicted to cigarettes. Like an ordinary farmer, they can put out 50 cigarettes a day, that is, more than two. In fact, this account cannot be calculated carefully. If you calculate carefully, nine out of ten smokers will quit smoking. Two packs of cigarettes a day, according to the current standard, the minimum is two yuan, four yuan a day, which is more than 1,300 yuan a year. If you don't smoke, you can buy a better TV.

7. Henan people wrangle. Henan people like to wrangle most in the countryside. Two people will be red-faced because of a little thing, and they will always give in to each other. In the end, one party fails and the other party's victory is over. If there is no result, they will continue to look for witnesses and materials, and will certainly convince the other party or wait for the other party to convince themselves.

8. Henan people communicate, and the communication between Henan people and other places is also slightly different. First of all, talk about neighborhood relations. In the neighborhood, most of them are peers. My uncle and sister-in-law are just joking, and my brother won't say anything. My nephew and aunt are also very messy. Even if menstruation scolds his mother, he won't be angry. This is the ethos. Let me talk about relatives. My nephew and uncle had better tell jokes when they meet. Some people curse when they meet. Of course, this is generally not a close relative, and others should be called uncles or uncles. You can play at will, even if you scold your ancestral graves for smoking, no one will be bored. This is the rule! ~

9. The dress of Henan people is the most sloppy and unclean. Personally, I think that no matter ordinary people, workers or businessmen. If a person walks in the street and dresses as if he has just come back from working in the fields, please don't think that he is a farmer, or you can't say that he is a farmer for sure. He may be the manager of a company in Mozambique, and the ragged and dirty suit on him may be Romon's. This is not an alarmist, but a true story.

10, Henan people swear, and Henan people are the best at swearing. In addition to national swearing, your mother * * * and so on, there are many swearing languages that mainlanders have never heard of. You are like a turtle grandson, a ghost grandson, a wife grandson, which can be said to be the provincial curse of Henan people. There are many others I won't mention one by one. According to an old lady in our hometown, two bitches quarreled and scolded all morning, but they didn't scold the same thing! ~