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Remember a meaningful labor composition of 30 words.
Yesterday morning, all the members of our group strode to the toilet. Just entering the toilet, a stench of feces came to our face, and everyone quickly covered their noses and said, "It stinks, it stinks." At this time, Zhang Bin, the team leader, took the lead in letting go and encouraged us to say, "Don't be discouraged, or others will laugh at our five groups as' cowards'." When I heard this, everyone was just about to relax, and they all swelled up again. Everyone went into the toilet and looked, ah! Why is it so dirty? I saw paper everywhere in the toilet, and even the urinal was blocked with paper. At this time, the team leader began to divide the work: "Sun Shuo, you go to drain the water; Liu Bing and Wang Qingsen, you clean the paper on the cesspit, and the rest of you clean the urinal. " Everyone listens to the arrangement of the group leader and goes their separate ways. You see, Liu Bing and Wang Qingsen did a good job. Each of them took a broom and swept them into the cesspit. If they touch the paper stuck on the cement board, they will take it off with their feet, and sometimes even scratch it with their hands. Look over there, there is a group of people cleaning the urinal. At first glance, they will give you a sense of hurry. In fact, they are doing it in a disorderly and orderly way. If the water comes, they will turn it off separately and let the water flush the urinal layer by layer. In this regard, several Wu Xiaolei have done the best. He found that water could not pass through the sewer. When he looked carefully, it turned out that the sewer was blocked by paper and peels. This stumped him: What can I do? I can't do it, nor can I use a broom. "Yes!" As if he had discovered a new continent, he let out a cry of joy and ran out. After a while, he ran back with a stick in his hand. It turned out that he was going to clean the urinal with a stick! He began to work. He put the stick in the sewer first, and then quickly took out the paper. By this time, the urine had splashed on him, and he completely ignored it. He pinched the paper out of the urinal with a stick, and the sewer finally opened.
After a while, all the toilets were cleaned. Everyone looked at the cleaned toilet and smiled happily.
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