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Classic Quotations: It's not terrible if you can't get it, but it's a joke if you can't stay.

Classic Quotations: If you can't get it, it's a joke; if you can't keep it, it's a joke. In fact, you will never meet a few people who are really nice to you in your life, so please don't just hold hands.

If you don't have the enthusiasm to respond, you should know that enough is enough. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, and don't please any indifference. Once you have accumulated enough disappointment, leave. I'll never see you again, friendship and love.

3, life is bitter and sweet, that is called integrity; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy and sunny days; Sometimes it's precious to keep in touch.

There are only two ways for a woman to be born again: beautiful or rich.

There are four kinds of people: one is crazy in front of friends, the other is perfect in front of lovers, the other is fragile when alone, and the other is quiet in the crowd of strangers.

6. If you have more experience, you will know that if you have no skills, no amount of social interaction is dust.

7. Don't just be infatuated with love. Personality is more important than this. Love is temporary, but character is eternal. When love fades away, the relationship between two people depends on kindness. Take a good look at how he treats people around him. Maybe that's your future life.

8, love, madness, two people hold up all the dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

9. I think it took me more than 20 years to see it. It's normal that you don't like me. I don't live to please you.

10, girls who are too heavy to carry bags are generally very popular; Women who change buckets of water to serve themselves are generally more buddies. Why no one loves you, not because you are not good enough, but because you know too much.

1 1. If you break up, you should die of old age. It means to show a trace of missing.

12, people feel warm when they help each other; Things, * * * efforts to know simple; The road is not long until someone accompanies you; Love, you have to remember each other to realize the depth of love.

13, sometimes, people who can't express their feelings can only go a long way.

14, if you don't like each other, your infatuation is the burden of others. You have to understand that you can't keep those who are leaving, you can't wake those who pretend to sleep, and you can't touch those who don't love you. God will not treat spoony people badly. Be brave and turn around! You must give up something to get a more complete self!

15, what's the feeling of long-distance love? It's not easy and I don't want to give up. I trade my lonely youth for my regretless bald head. I hope that one day the chat record will turn into a gentle and hot breath in the ear, and the good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. May every long-distance relationship overcome time and distance and finally get married.

16, whether a person deserves to like for a lifetime is not to see how good he can be to you, but how bad he can be to you when he is in a bad mood.

17. Only when you find a really special person can you shut up and enjoy comfortable silence.

18. If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you. If he promises to take you to a place, he will be very happy until he has booked a plane ticket. If you want to marry someone, wait until he buys a ring and kneels in front of you. Feelings are not just words. We are past the age of listening to love.

19, if I can't be your only one, I don't even want to be your favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

20. All I want is a simple and stable life. The best happiness is the care you give.

Mood phrase: it's not terrible to get it, but it's a joke to keep it.

1. Never underestimate a girl's curiosity. She can transfer someone's Weibo, including comments and replies, from this year to last year or even the year before, as long as she wants to know.

2. What if I'm not gentle, I'm not beautiful, I'm in poor shape, and I'm crazy? This is me. I am unique. So what if I was abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself. I love myself.

3. People don't know how to be blessed when they are blessed, and it is sweeter than before until one day they are bitter. Therefore, there is always bitterness in sweetness, misfortune in happiness, and people can feel happiness best. Therefore, the faint friendship between gentlemen can last the longest, and the love at arm's length is the most unforgettable.

Mature people have secrets, while immature people will tell their hearts every day. Know everything, say everything, perhaps because emotional intelligence is not enough. Being able to swallow the words on your lips is also a kind of practice.

Don't think you are careless or believe that he is a careless person. Cowards will become brave when they meet people they really love, and similarly, careless people will become cautious. You should choose the one who makes you happy for the rest of your life, not the one you have to try to please.

6. "Long time no see" often appears in your life. You can't see what you looked up before, but now you can't see it when you look back. Year after year, so many things have not been done that the word "the rest of my life" can already be used. Everyone has time, and the end will come as promised.

7. It is precisely because there is no love in my heart that I keep looking for love from the outside to fill myself. This lack of love is your loneliness. When you see this truth, you will never try to fill it with external people or things.

Being loved makes people realize that others need to rely on themselves as much as themselves. It is precisely because they seek this dependence that someone will love them. If we want nothing, then there will be no love.

9. A person's misfortune begins with envy of others. If you always try to be who you think you are, the problem comes. People are tired because they cannot be themselves more and more.

10, there will always be someone who will go beyond your imagination, break your routine and come to your side, making you suddenly: Oh, love, there will be such a form.

1 1. What really matters is what you think and see, not speed. There is no harm in walking slowly, because his glory lies not in walking at all, but in personal experience.

12, the person who loves you is already on the road, and you will meet him sooner or later; Therefore, every time you go out, you should dress yourself up beautifully with a charming smile. Don't let him miss a beautiful marriage because he doesn't know you.

13, we seldom talked about love before, but we said we liked it because we didn't understand love yet. Be careful when you say you like it now, because if you are not careful, you will like it for a lifetime.

14, people have two eyes, both of which are parallel, so we should look at people equally; People's ears are two-sided, so don't listen to one side of the story; Although people have only one heart, they have left and right atria, so they should not only think for themselves, but also for others.

15, when you always stop to think about your relationship with him, maybe you don't love him anymore, or you should adjust your relationship, by going up one flight of stairs.

16, any negative life can produce a lot of messy details and become interesting. People are immersed in this kind of fun and fundamentally forget that this kind of life needs to be improved.

17, happiness is divided into two kinds, one is visible happiness, the other is invisible happiness, the former is a material feeling, the latter is a spiritual feeling. What kind of happiness you choose determines what kind of life you have.

18, silence is the palest expression of a person's love; Is the weakest response of a heart to love. Silent people love the deepest; A silent heart hurts the most. In this life, there is always a feeling of being unwilling to accept the reality and bear it.

19, when one day, we experience being hurt and understand the pain and fear, we will understand kindness and concession. But at this time, the flying and impudence belonging to youth are gradually leaving us. We have grown up and have a mottled heart in our chest.

20. If I can't be the only one for you, I won't even be my favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

24 classic quotations: it's not terrible to get it, but it's a joke to keep it.

Although I am poor, I have all the problems of the rich.

2, how old, because I can't get it, pretending not to want it.

If you can't get it, we will always think that he is beautiful, because you know too little about him and have no time to get along with him. One day, when you know it better, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you think.

In fact, many people don't hate their present life, but they just can't afford the life they want.

Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.

6, slowly know: people in this life, to stand up to lies, to stand up to perfunctory. You can't bear to cheat and forget your promise. Only when you have loved can you taste happiness and sadness; If you hate it, you will know how to cherish and tolerate it. Instead of letting yourself be decadent, let yourself live more wonderfully.

7. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

8. As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.

9. There are three irretrievable things in life: time, opportunity and what you say.

10, it's not terrible to get it, it's a joke to keep it.

1 1. Sometimes I don't want to be too familiar with others, not because of the high cold, but because it really takes patience and physical strength to maintain the relationship between two people. It's much easier to be alone.

12, don't be so sensitive, don't be so soft-hearted. People who are too sensitive and soft-hearted will definitely be unhappy, and you have to think about what others say all day.

13, sometimes, we don't walk out of pain, but learn to live with it.

14, growing up is to understand that many things can't be done according to your own wishes, but to try to make things what you want in the most appropriate way.

15, in this world, there is no feeling of going back. Even if you really go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition.

16, I don't want it if I can't think of it; Don't get it; It's hard for yourself, so why bother?

17, I thought trouble would hurt people, but later I learned that if you turn around, it's just a cloud.

18, look back occasionally, or you will always look for it, and you don't know what you have lost.

19, the meaning of money is not to be squandered, but to have more choices.

Before going far away, let's pay attention to what we see.

2 1. When you can't hold on, you can say "I'm so tired" to yourself, but never admit "I can't" in your heart.

22. If you don't get what you want, you should know that enough is enough.

Do what others don't want to do today, and you can do what others can't do tomorrow.

24. Time will let you know that a lifelong wish is actually just a wish.

Classic quotation: it's a joke not to be terrible and not to stay.

Classic quotation: it's a joke not to be terrible and not to stay. 1. I think it's normal not to like it after watching it for more than 20 years. I don't live to please you.

What I want is a simple and stable life. The best happiness is the care you give.

If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes care of you in every possible way. If he promises to take you to a place, he will be very happy until he has booked a plane ticket. If you want to marry someone, wait until he buys a ring and kneels in front of you. Feelings are not just words. We are past the age of listening to love.

There are four kinds of people: one is crazy in front of friends, the other is perfect in front of lovers, the other is fragile when alone, and the other is quiet in the crowd of strangers.

If you have no enthusiasm to respond, you should know that enough is enough. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, and don't please any indifference. Once you have accumulated enough disappointment, leave. I'll never see you again, friendship and love.

6, life is bitter and sweet, that is called integrity; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy and sunny days; Sometimes it's precious to keep in touch.

7, love, madness, two people hold up all the dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

8. Girls who are too heavy to carry bags are generally very popular; Women who change buckets of water to serve themselves are generally more buddies. Why no one loves you, not because you are not good enough, but because you know too much.

9. If you split up, you should die of old age, and it's embarrassing to show a trace of missing.

10, people, help each other to feel warm; Things, * * * efforts to know simple; The road is not long until someone accompanies you; Love, you have to remember each other to realize the depth of love.

1 1. Sometimes, people who can't express their feelings can only walk a long way.

12, whether a person deserves to like for a lifetime is not to see how good he can be to you, but how bad he can be to you when he is in a bad mood.

13. There are only two ways for a woman to be reborn: beautiful or rich.

14. What's the feeling of long-distance love? It's not easy and I don't want to give up. I trade my lonely youth for my regretless bald head. I hope that one day the chat record will turn into a gentle and hot breath in the ear, and the good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. May every long-distance relationship overcome time and distance and finally get married.

15. If you have more experience, you will know that without a skill, no amount of social interaction is just floating dust.

16, don't just be infatuated with love, character is more important than this. Love is temporary, but character is eternal. When love fades away, the relationship between two people depends on kindness. Take a good look at how he treats people around him. Maybe that's your future life.

17, in fact, you will never meet a few people who are really nice to you in your life, so when you can hold hands, please don't just hold hands side by side.

18. Only when you find a really special person can you shut up and enjoy comfortable silence.

19, if you don't like each other, your infatuation is the burden of others. You have to understand that you can't keep those who are leaving, you can't wake those who pretend to sleep, and you can't touch those who don't love you. God will not treat spoony people badly. Be brave and turn around! You must give up something to get a more complete self!

20. If I can't be the only one for you, I won't even be my favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.