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Woman, please learn to spend money on yourself.

woman: honey, why don't you buy me a present after you get married?

man: have you seen anyone who catches fish and feeds it with bait?

This is a familiar joke. Are you the fish?

I watched the TV series "A World for Two" these days, and one paragraph of it was distressing. Xiao Juan and Wen Jia are best friends. On the first day of Xiao Juan's birthday, Wen Jia met Li Qi, Xiao Juan's boyfriend, hiding a necklace in his pocket. Li Qi lied that it was a birthday present for Xiao Juan and wouldn't let Wen Jia tell Xiao Juan. But later, Wen Jia saw the intimate moment when Li Qi put the necklace on the female client. Xiao Juan called Wen Jia to go shopping on his birthday. He didn't want to buy himself a dress, but he bought several designer clothes for Li Qi. Wen Jia hesitated several times and could not bear to tell Li Qi's betrayal. Seeing this, I really feel unworthy for Xiao Juan.

As it happens, these two Amanome are my good friends. She is a housewife. Every month, she only has 3, yuan for all the expenses of the family given by her husband, and she won't give one more point. My husband said he could give her a gold bracelet. He thought it would appreciate, which is equivalent to saving money. Friends feel that there is no occasion to go out and wear bracelets. It is better to give money, even if it is less. But my husband said he would give money. Three people went to the supermarket to buy gifts. As a result, their friends were reluctant to buy things for themselves, but they bought a down jacket for their husband and children and paid for it from her living expenses. I regret it afterwards.

I believe that many married women have this behavior. They always think of their husbands and children first, let them eat and wear well, work hard by themselves, and are reluctant to add clothes to themselves all the year round. I can't get presents during the Chinese New Year holidays. Occasionally, my family wants to go to a restaurant for a meal, but it's too expensive. I'd rather cook at home.

On the Internet, I saw a woman smash her supermarket like crazy, because she earned a penny in the store, but her husband brushed tens of thousands of gifts for the female anchor on the Internet. The husband's sentence "You can't spend money" makes women mad, and the days are over.

Another woman runs every night to exercise, and asks her husband for money to buy a pair of sneakers from 16 yuan. Her husband thinks it's too expensive, so she buys shoes from 4 yuan. The woman saw a necklace in her husband's bag, and the price was 16 thousand. She thought it was a surprise from her husband and pretended not to see it. I never thought that a few days later, the necklace was worn around my best friend's neck. Needless to say, the result is well known.

of course, I hope that every family will be happy and stable, and I don't want to pick things up. Remind women not to lose themselves in marriage, not to be humble and please, and not to save money. If you are reluctant to spend money, someone may spend it for you. After I was divorced, my father complained many times that I couldn't spend money and it was useless to give me money. He talked about a few years ago when business was good, he made a lot of money and spent it all outside. But he never mentioned it to me at that time, and he didn't give me a point. I take care of the children at home, go to work, support the old people on both sides, and help his two sisters. I choose expensive clothes for him, for fear that he will be laughed at when he is doing business outside. I am reluctant to buy skin care products, never bought a bag or asked for jewelry gifts. A large family spends money, so I have to calculate.

since I was discharged from hospital and recovered at home, he offered to hire a nanny for me, but I refused because I could take care of myself and didn't want many outsiders at home. This also became the handle for him to complain about me later, and he wouldn't spend money. After he remarried, he hired a nanny for the bride, asked her to resign and enjoy it at home, and handed in her salary card. His friend once had dinner with them, saying that the woman spoiled in front of everyone, ordered food and said that she wanted to eat crayfish and hairy crabs. Friends have goose bumps all over the floor. Women want diamond rings, and they say they want one every year. The ex-husband is very happy and proud. I asked him where I was poor, and he said that I was superior in appearance, education, personality, social behavior and housekeeping. Nothing else, it should be that I won't spend money and won't do it.

With so many examples, I just want to tell women that if life is not particularly difficult, I should spend money when I should. You should make men feel that you are worthy, that you deserve to spend money, and that you are very important.