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Chen Qingling's classic lines?
Wen Jia is destroyed, and Bai Fengshan is hunting. However, Jin Xun's wild words angered Wei Ying, so Wei Ying said something even more arrogant, but everyone knew that this was what Wei Ying could do.
If you are Wei Ying at ordinary times, it is estimated that Jin Jinxun wouldn't say such a thing at all. However, Jin Xun shouldn't vilify face to face when Lan Zhan and Sister Jiang disliked leaving, which made him even more annoyed when he was already short. Think about it at that time, if it weren't for Lan Zhan's stop, it is estimated that Jin Xun had died in Bai Fengshan, right?
The second sentence: Lan Zhan, have you forgotten the promise we made together?
Really saved Wen's life, but Lan Zhan stopped it. Such questioning awakened Lan Zhan and tore Wei Ying's heart. Yes! Why did you stop Wei Ying from saving these innocent people when you vowed to "eliminate traitors and help the weak"?
It is also because of this sentence that Lan Zhan searched for Wei Ying for 16 years, and even eventually became an immortal overseer. However, Wei Ying knows that Lan Zhan actually doesn't want to be a fairy couple, but wants to travel with you!
The third sentence: I gave birth to this child.
This is a joke, but Lan Zhan took it seriously. Since you said it was your child, Lan Zhan will take care of you while you are away. Even if you are away for three years, let this child become the most dazzling star.
The birth of Lance awl is the friendship between Lan Zhan and Wei Ying, and it is precisely because of Wei Ying's joke that Wen Ling only taught Lance awl, but even Lan Jingyi never learned it.
The fourth sentence: Although Yangguan Road is bustling, it is necessary to cross a wooden bridge to get dark.
Wei Ying, when you said this sentence, you knew Lan Zhan had mixed feelings at that time, but Lan Zhan didn't know. Actually, this is addressed to him. Because Wei Ying has become the "ancestor of Yiling" in the world population, Wei Ying just doesn't want Lan Zhan to continue to intersect with himself, which makes Ichinomiya Hikaru's decent image a "devil" in the eyes of the world.
The fifth sentence: I want to take it back to Ayuan.
I should have studied medicine with my sister and become the kindest doctor, but I became a "ghost general" and let the world misunderstand him all my life. Who knows that because of mass graves, I can only eat radishes, but this notorious "Ghost General" is reluctant to drink a bowl of lotus seed sparerib soup and go all the way up the mountain to give that Xiao Pi Jing Ayuan?
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