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Sister Xianglin is bloody.

"Doctor, what's wrong with my son? When can I wake up? " He Ma is fidgeting in front of He's bed.

"You don't have to worry about it. The operation went well. It's only a matter of time before you wake up. " The nurse gave He an injection and began to test He's physical data.

? While taking notes, she shook her head and lamented, "It's a pity that the boy next door was so badly hurt to protect him. Our dean didn't save him when he went out. Alas, it's really hard to see blood soaking through the sheets. "

"Yes, in order to save the boy, he fell from such a tall building. He didn't say let go when he was holding the boy, so he fell down abruptly and beat him into a meat pad." The nurse in the next bed sighed.

"Oh, don't mention it. If he wakes up and hears the sad news of the boy who saved him, he won't try to die. In order to make our work easier, let's talk less. "

? He Linjun, lying in the hospital bed, froze, his closed eyelids began to twitch, and his white hair made him look even paler. "Yan Xianghao ..."

"Quiet, quiet, there is a new classmate in our class today." The head teacher patted the platform with his right hand, trying to attract the attention of the noisy students below. "He Linjun, please introduce yourself to everyone."

"Hello, my name is He, and I'm glad to be your classmate."

? As soon as Lin Jun spoke, he attracted the attention of most students. His voice is soft and waxy, mixed with the voice of the little girl. Obviously, he is still in the voice change period. After seeing He Xuebai's hair, the students selectively ignored his girlish voice and began to talk about his hair endlessly.

"My favorite star is Bayern, and I …" He Linjun's self-introduction was interrupted by a burst of laughter in the class. He stood on the platform at a loss and had to keep clasping his hands.

"What's so funny, shut up! He Lin Jun is a little special. I hope everyone will take care of him in the future. "

? Sure enough, once the class teacher got angry, no one dared to reply.

"Well, the empty desk and chair next to that boy in the last row is your position."

? He Linjun walked quickly from the aisle to his seat with his head down. He dare not look his classmates in the eye like a monster. After sitting down, he didn't dare to look at what his deskmate looked like. He always feels that people around him must really hate being with himself.

? To make matters worse, he made Lin Jun feel uncomfortable. He just accidentally buckled his hand, but today he forgot to bring a small medicine box.

? He Gang wanted to treat his wound with a paper towel. When he saw You and several classmates coming this way, he had to hide his hand first.

"Hey, our brother Yan and the little monster sit together. Little monster, I'm talking about you, and I'm happy to be your classmate. " Especially put his hand in his trouser pocket, looking like he was going to shake hands with him.

? Yan leaned back on the stool, put her arms around her chest, closed her eyes and didn't want to talk to him at all.

Especially see yan ignored him, also won't cut, bitterly turned his head, focusing on what. You can see Lin Jun frowning and hiding his hands in the belly of the table. He came over angrily. "Hey, little monster, I'm talking to you, can't you hear me?"

? He Linjun wanted to wipe the blood off his hands quickly, but the more he wiped it, the more blood on his hands. It's not good to shake your hand with Liang Zheng, and he can't think of any other better way, so he can only keep his head down and say nothing.

? You Liang Zheng withdrew your hand in embarrassment, and no one dared to embarrass him. Of course, besides Yan, this rabbit is the first one. He turned to the younger brother behind him and said, "I didn't expect the little monster to be deaf, hahahahahaha."

? Ding ling ling Bei er ......

? You patted He on the head. "You are very lucky. Don't leave the little monster after school. "

? He was slapped by you, and his head hurt a little, so he had to tilt his head to the right and wipe the blood on his hand.

? This is how they take care of their new classmates. Yan is not used to it, even though he used to be "he" and "you". Yan just closed his eyes and kept resting beside him, but he didn't know why his heart hurt a little this time.

? After class, He Linjun slipped out of the classroom through the back door, but You Liangzheng didn't notice him. He doesn't want to associate with this man who looks like a big trouble.

? Whew, he Lin Junsong breathed a sigh of relief. I don't think he can find me when he runs out of the school gate.

? He whistled and flew to the canteen next to the school gate to buy a bag of jelly, which was his favorite pineapple flavor. He Lin Jun skipped into an alley with jelly in his mouth, which was the only way for him to go home.

? The alley is deep and the light is dim. He Linjun's silky white hair won't appear abrupt only in this place where the sun can't shine.

"Hey, little monster, you came to see me specially." You Liangzheng put his hands in his pockets, a cigarette in his mouth, and his speech was vague. Then, he took a deep breath of smoke and slowly spit the fog on He's face.

? That's an old saying. It's a blessing, not a curse, but a curse.

? He Linjun turned to the right, trying to bypass You Liangzheng, but how could the younger brother next to him be willing?

? With his schoolbag on his back and his boss's schoolbag hanging on his chest, my younger brother stepped forward. The narrow roadway was packed with two burly students, which was really as boring as this weather.

"Hey, what do you mean by not caring about me this afternoon? Do you look down on our brothers? " You grabbed the jelly in He's mouth and stared at him hard, but his hand was squeezing the jelly on the ground bit by bit.

? He Lin Jun didn't want to get entangled with these gangsters, so he turned and tried to leave this alley. The big deal is to wander outside for a few hours and then come back. Anyway, he lives alone at home.

? You Liang Zheng didn't give him Lin Jun any chance. At the moment when Lin Jun turned around, he grabbed the collar at the back of his school uniform, dragged him to his side, and lifted his foot to kick him in the stomach.

? At this time, Yan slowly turned in from one side of the alley, leaned against the gray wall where the mottled wall was about to fall off, and blew a brisk whistle.

"Brother Yan is coming." You loosened his collar. Retract the right leg that stays in the air. "Brother Yan, I'll leave this boy to you. Let's go first."

? You Liang Zheng hooked your brother's neck and left the alley swearing.

? His collar suddenly loosened here, he stood unsteadily and fell into Yan's arms. He didn't expect to feel safe in Yan's arms, but he didn't dare to stay longer, so he jumped out of Yan Haoxiang's arms. Judging from the tone of You Zhengliang, this is obviously a very powerful figure.

? He bowed his head to organize how to thank him, only to see Yan raise his hand, and he subconsciously squatted down.

"Stand up and put your hands up."

? He opened his eyes and tentatively went to see Yan. He thinks too much. Yan Xianghao just raised his hand and handed him the medicine.

"Thank you."

"Nothing, they have always been like this. They like to bully and suppress new students to prove their majesty. "

"Listen to your tone, is it suppressed?"

"A year ago, I conquered them with this skill. At least for now, you dare not disturb me. Be respectful when you see me. "

"Oh." He Lin Jun doesn't know how to continue this topic. At this time, he just caught a glimpse of the squeezed jelly, so he reached for the bag and looked carefully to see if there was any left.

? He went up to have a look and didn't expect it to be so clean. That's a real pity. He stared regretfully at the jelly on the ground.

"Do you like this jelly very much?"

"No." He Linjun shoving the bag into his pocket, waved. "I just feel ashamed to waste food, especially my favorite pineapple flavor."

"Is your home near here?" Yan doesn't know why he asks where his home is. He is really possessed.

"Well, the deepest alley. Do you think I am a monster, too? People like me simply don't deserve to live in the sun. "

? Yan Xianghao pondered for a few seconds. "Have you ever thought that maybe you are the light yourself?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, this joke is so cold. Thank you for your help today. " He Linjun waved the medicine to YanHaoXiang, "and your medicine. Go home quickly, this place is too late to be safe. See you tomorrow, my deskmate. "

Yan watched how he slowly disappeared into the shadows, and his eyes flashed a little bit of loss. You seem to be my light.

? He Linjun took out the key and inserted it into the keyhole. Click, the key is broken. Sure enough, old things can't stand any tossing.

? Now that the locksmith has closed the stall, He Linjun had to spend the night leaning against the rusty iron gate. Fortunately, it's summer now, except for a little more mosquitoes, it's ok to spend the night.

? He Linjun looked up at the twinkling stars in the night sky, took out the crumpled jelly wrapping paper in his pocket, wiped the bottle mouth with his sleeve and tried to take a few sips. Really, he has a small mouth. Why is this especially good crowded so clean?

? The sky is so clean that the stars have run away and don't want to refract more light.

? The next day, He Linjun came to the classroom early. He didn't expect Yan to be earlier than him.

? When he sat down and put away his schoolbag, Yan pushed a pineapple rice bag.

"My deskmate, formally introduce, my name is Yan. As my first deskmate, I invite you to have breakfast. Please give me more advice in the future. "

? He Linjun giggled, his clear eyes narrowed into a crack. In Yan's view, he should be a fairy lost in the world, and this world of mortals will only defile his pure heart.

"Then thank you for sitting at the same table. I'm welcome to this pineapple set meal." He Linjun took the pineapple dinner package just in time. He saved money by not buying breakfast in the morning.

? Because He was born with albinism, sunshine is a luxury for him, including mobile phones, computers and other radioactive things, and his mother never bought it for him. Of course, their family can't afford it is also a reason.

? No, this day's physical education class is just the moment when the sun is strongest at 2 pm. He Linjun can only watch his classmates sweat profusely on the playground, and he is bored in the classroom alone.

"Oh, it's really hot today, don't you think, Huang Mao?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Liang Zheng, the younger brother running behind you, interjected, with a sweat towel around his neck.

"Hey, where's my watch? My dad brought it back from Sweden. Have you ever seen yellow hair? "

"No, but I occasionally go back to the classroom and see He sneaking into his seat. I wonder if he stole you. "

"How can you say that? We are all classmates. " You looked at He, who was immersed in his homework, and said innocently, "He, did you take it?" If it is, I won't care if you return it. I know your family is very difficult, and you live in a garbage can, but we are all classmates. If you are in trouble, you can tell us. There is no need to do such petty theft. "

"Ha ha ha ha ha." At this time, many students returned to the classroom and laughed after hearing Liang Zheng's words. Several others pointed their fingers at He Linjun.

? He Linjun sharply raised his eyes and stared at You Liangzheng. He doesn't mind any jokes or calling him a monster, but he doesn't allow others to say that about his home.

"I didn't."

? What a pale denial.

? You Liang Zheng dare not look him in the eye, as if you owe him1800,000. You strode straight to He, grabbed He by the neck, dragged him to the toilet, and began to drain water into the pool.

? People in the toilet saw you coming to Liang Zheng, so they all forgot the others and ran away in panic.

"Thought YanHaoXiang protect you you are great, I tell you, I am the boss of this school. Who is he, Yan Xianghao? Isn't it because dad is the richest man in town? I will be afraid of him. "

? The swimming pool will soon be full. You grabbed Ho by the hair and pushed him into the pool. "The feeling of suffocation? Hahahaha. "

? Five minutes later, you dumped the water and dried his hands on He's school uniform. "See you next time, little monster."

? He Linjun looked at himself in the glasses. What a mess.

"Where have you been? Why is your hair so wet? Let yourself be so embarrassed. " Yan returned to the classroom after physical education class, but didn't see He, so he asked the people in the class where he had gone, but no one dared to answer. He wondered whether you Liang Zheng was bothering him. At the sight of He's mess, he asked eagerly.

"It was too hot. I went to wash my face and accidentally got my hair wet."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Let me accompany you home this afternoon."

"No need."

? Can you not seal yourself off? Yan Zhen wanted to ask him loudly, but in what capacity could he be?

? After school, He Linjun didn't walk home, but turned into another alley. This alley is even more shabby, with almost no smoke. Yan Xianghao didn't know why he came here, so he followed him in grief.

"Little darling, you eat slowly, no one will rob you."

? To his surprise, there is a gray cat here. Yan looked at He crouched down to feed the cat, which was the pineapple meal package he gave him in the morning.

"Come out, YanHaoXiang. I know it's you. "

? YanHaoXiang nao nao head, embarrassed to squat down beside him, "is this your cat? Wow, I didn't see it clearly just now. I didn't expect him to be a different kind of cat. "

"well. Nobody wants it, so I have to feed it from time to time. By the way, he doesn't have a name. Please give him one. "

"How about hundreds of millions? I hope he will have endless cat food in the future. "

"Good name, hahaha, it's really you."

? Because my millions of cells can't live without you, just like this cat. Yan Xianghao looked at him heartlessly. I really hope he can keep laughing and leave the rest, the bad ones and the unbearable ones to me.

? At this time, Yan's QQ friends began to bombard.

"Yan elder brother, you don't know, the school BBS is crazy. It is said that He Linjun is a pickpocket thief, a monster that no one wants, and he can't see the light! "

"Yes and yes, I can't stand outsiders. Brother Yan, didn't you protect him before? "

"Oh, why are you chattering? People know what they are doing and need you to teach them to do things? "

"All right, shut up."

? Yan quickly opened the forum and an overwhelming number of posts were mapped in front of him, all about what. He doesn't have to think about it to know whose masterpiece it is. He is more concerned about whether Lin Jun knows about it.

"Jason Chung? May I call you that? "

"Of course, no one has called me that for a long time."

"Do you have a mobile phone?" Yan decided to go straight into it.

"No, my mother didn't buy me electronic products for fear that I was exposed to radiation. Moreover, as you can see, my family does not have this condition. "

"I'll take you to a place, where I am a person's secret base, only I know. You are the second person to know besides me. "

? Yan took He's hand and walked through one alley after another, where the smell of cooking floated from time to time.

? They seem to have walked through the world like this, stained with fireworks.

? At last they came to a lawn and lay side by side on the soft green grass.

"Why do you like pineapples so much?"

"Actually, I like the pineapple flavor in food. I haven't eaten real pineapple yet, but I like the sour and sweet taste. What about you? What do you like to eat? "

"I like to eat guava, which is generally called guava."

"Is it delicious? Does it taste the same as pomegranate? "

"Delicious, but it tastes completely different from pomegranate, although it is called pomegranate."

? "Well, let me guess its taste. It must be as sweet as pomegranate. Does it have seeds? I think there should be, it ... "

? "Jason Chung, let me teach you 26 keys."

? "Very good."

? It was getting dark, and the stars came out curiously to see two teenagers on the grass. A teenager spread out his palm, and another teenager drew 26 English letters on his palm over and over again, drawing a keyboard that only two people could see.

? Although I have been like snow for many years, Rao Jun is as strong as a cloud.

"Are you nervous? I got my math score today. "

"What's so nervous about this? I have no suspense. Anyway, it is always the first. " Yan Xianghao leaned back in his chair and crossed his legs.

"The last one is still so proud."

"I just want to waste time watching this thing, but you must study hard."

"You ... I ..."

"He Lin Jun, 149. Is the first in our class. Let's applaud and learn more like freshmen. " The math teacher looked at He with a smile.

? After spending some time with Yan, he is no longer afraid of other people's eyes, but today he looks at his classmates differently, but he can't tell where it is different. Forget it, just do your own thing.

"Yan Haoxiang, 49 years old, the last one. I didn't learn from your deskmate. "

? He just took away his test paper, and Yan was criticized by the teacher in public before he could walk off the platform. Well, what can we do? Of course, my deskmate will also help him with the test paper.

"My deskmate, do you need me to help you make up lessons?"

"Of course I want to. I just don't know if you are willing to teach me. " Yan made a wrinkled expression, like a bear wronged by others.

"I can teach you, but I have one condition!"

"Teacher, just mention it."

"Let's play football with me. Just play a football with the two of us. "

"I ..."

"You don't want to? All right, then. "

"yes."

? In the evening, He and Yan sneaked into the school together and found the football field after getting familiar with it.

"Do you come here often?" Yan is not used to seeing him so skilled.

"That's right." He Lin Jun founded football. "I only dare to play alone at night, for fear of scaring them during the day. Not much to say, let's start! "

? He plays football really well, Yan sighed. I don't know how many nights this silly boy has played football by himself. Will he be afraid? If only I could stay with him all the time, but ......

"YanHaoXiang! What are you doing? Pass me the ball. "

"coming!"

? That's it. No matter what, I will spend the night with you. I don't want to think about the future Cherish every minute with you, it is worth it.

A week later.

? He knocked on the head teacher's door and asked carefully, "Teacher, I want to ask why Yan didn't come to class for a week?"

"I don't care about him. He always comes whenever he wants. Who knows where he went crazy this week? I don't know how to explain it to the principal. " Obviously, the teacher not only doesn't know where Yan is, but also is very angry.

? He Linjun had to turn and leave the office. But as soon as he stepped out of the office door, you Liang Zheng stood in his way.

"Let's talk."

? Yan limped slowly from the school gate to the classroom, wondering if he hadn't seen himself for a week. Will he Lin Jun miss himself or just jump on himself? Thinking about thinking, Yan is also embarrassed to speak.

? However, when he arrived at the classroom, he only saw He's schoolbag, but he didn't see anyone else. For an instant, a sense of foreboding came upon him.

? As it happens, you's little sidekick Huang Mao passed by. Yan grabbed him directly and asked rudely, "Where is he? Where did you take him and what did you do to him? "

"What are you talking about? I don't understand. "

"Come on, don't make me do it!"

"Good good, I said, you let me go first. Big brother took him to the rooftop. "

"You'd better pray that I can see him on the roof."

? Yan dragged his disabled left leg and rushed to the rooftop as fast as possible.

"Really, I thought I was me. I drag it like a 258 every day. After all, I'm just a disabled person. Hum. " Huang Mao looked at Yan's distant back and swore in the classroom.

"Liang Zheng, why did you take me to the rooftop?" He Lin Jun smelled something was wrong.

"Why? You let Yan help you show off and fuck me. Well, he is just a disability. "

"What did you say? I didn't ask him to do anything. Besides, what do you say about his disability? "

"Hey, he didn't tell you. I posted on the school forum that you are a hillbilly who steals things. He actually went directly to my house and forced me to delete the post, clarifying to the whole school that everything was because I was jealous of you! "

? You Zhengliang shook the stick on his hand. "It seems that he has protected you very well and really spoiled you into a young master." But after all, you are still a monster, and everyone thinks so of you. Oh, by the way, you didn't know that Yan was freezing. He is slowly becoming disabled. No wonder you two can play together. They are all disabled. "

"I forbid you to say that about Yan Xianghao!" He Lin Jun's fist will hit you in Liang Zheng, but he is too young. See you Liang Zheng's stick will fall on He Linjun's back.

? Peng, he didn't feel the pain coming from him. Yan Xianghao arrived in time to stop him.

"Yan, why are you so stupid? Why did you agree to play football when your legs and feet were inconvenient? " He turned and hugged Yan, who was about to fall, so that he could stand up by himself.

"I am willing, this answer is enough."

? I'm not stupid. How can I be biased towards you again and again?

"Hey, everyone is here, that's easy."

? Swimming closer to He Heyan step by step, why did they have to keep retreating, but soon they retreated to the edge of the rooftop.

"You retreat, then retreat, as long as you are not afraid dead. Hahahahahahahaha. " You, Liang Zheng, have felt the victory and started laughing.

? He Linjun used this time to think about how to escape, but accidentally, he stepped on a piece of glass and fell backwards with unstable center of gravity.

? The rooftop is on the sixth floor, and behind them is the rooftop ... you can see the edge of the football field.

Feeling bad, he let go of Yan's hand and tried to push him away. However, Yan held him tighter and fell down with him.

? In this short time of 0.6 seconds, Yan rolled over and hugged him tightly. Finally, he drew the general shape of a 26-keyboard on his back, looked at He's face and finally smiled at him. "I am a better teacher than you."

? If I can exchange my short life for your health and longevity, I will.

? He watched helplessly as Yan opened a flower under him, a gorgeous rose.

? Yan covered He's eyes with his last strength, and hot tears dripped from his fingers, staining the blood on his face. This silly boy has nothing to cry about.

? Yan is close to his ear. "Close your eyes and want to forget the boy who played football with you. Take my share and live well, my little fairy. "

? A tear falls in a world without you. What is the meaning of my life?

Pineapple: tropical fruit, warm in nature, meaning perfect.

Guava: tenacious vitality, can grow all year round, meaning health.

Litchi: It stands for commitment.