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What is the story of Yan Song eating puffer fish?

In the Ming Dynasty, Yan Song, a greedy and treacherous minister, married a fisherman from Penglai, Shandong Province as a concubine when she was over 80 years old. Tired of eating delicacies, Yan Song's subordinates planned a boat banquet for his wedding banquet to show their flattery, which was recognized by Yan Song, so they took the boat fish and the chef invited from Shandong to Beijing. Just in case, take a young father-in-law as a guarantee.

On the wedding day, dignitaries, local dignitaries and other guests gathered to congratulate and were very lively. When the last delicious stewed fish was served, the drooling guests scrambled for food, and in a blink of an eye, a large plate of fish was already in their mouths.

Just when everyone had not fully appreciated the delicacy of the fish in the boat, at a table near the window on the south side of the middle, there was a young man in robes and scholar-like appearance who fell to the ground in vain, foaming at the mouth and convulsing unconscious. "Someone is poisoned!" The wedding reception was full of noise and chaos. Yan Song's minions went straight to the kitchen to catch the cook, but they didn't find any, nor did "father-in-law".

In a panic, Yan Song flew into a rage and asked Yu Ji, "How to detoxify?"

My concubine said, "Only yellow soup."

Yan Song asked, "What is yellow soup?"

My concubine said, "That's dung."

Yan Song immediately ordered to go to the toilet to transport manure.

In order to detoxify and survive, the guests forgot their face and dignity. Everyone picked up the bowl, raised their necks, closed their eyes and drank the dung. They spit out the fish, fish and other foods that they robbed, and even poured out their internal organs. The wedding banquet was smelly, messy and groaning.

It is said that the villagers who came to Beijing for the first time, after eating the plate of fish, all ran to the corner to watch the scenery and were captured alive. Just as he was about to confess, the man who fell to the ground woke up and told the truth. It turned out that the scholar went out to pee during the dinner, and when he came back, the boat and fish were swept away, and suddenly the atmosphere was born, and the old illness of epilepsy recurred ... At this time, people suddenly realized.

This is the story of Don Juan's detoxification of fish.