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Personality signature of marriage

1, I am not ugly, more handsome than Guan, and my salary is not good. I can basically buy five Chinese cabbages every month. I want a lovely girl to fall in love with me

2, beauty, you go ahead, brother, I look at the back, not that I pick beauty and ugliness, you are the best in my heart, if you are willing to come with me, a happy life will be sweet.

3. A rich cow is burly with a big waist and a round face. This is software. BMW Mercedes-Benz, each with two villas, covers an area of 100 mu. This is hardware. A flower heart, welcome to visit.

4. Wedding couplets: the first part, the talented person has a big temper, and the second part, he is handsome, with seven points high and seven points small. I want to get married.

I have no house or car. I am a migrant worker. I travel all the year round and earn enough money to make ends meet. Find a wife to accompany me. There is no big requirement. Don't miss it!

6, no smoking, no drinking, no playing mahjong, no room, no car, no money, no job, no wife, love children, love parents, love friends, love me, love you, rest assured, if you promise me, I will leave my wife.

7. Sister, you are walking in the street, and my brother is watching behind me. It's not that I'm too romantic, but that I want to woo. Sister, you go ahead, brother, I go behind, say hello gently. Can I pursue it?

8. There is a good girl next door, 28 years old, with pink peach blossom and waist, small cherry mouth and arch eyebrows. Everyone praises her beauty and kindness, and the seeds of love are looking for a good marriage. If you are interested, please reply 1 to be selected.

9, naked marriage, no money, no car, no room, what you want is naked marriage, let's popularize naked marriage!

10, no education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 888, no worries, just want to have a home!

1 1. Marry my farm. If the money exceeds 10 million, marry my parking space. There are many good cars. Marry my garden. The fragrance of roses spread. Oh, marry me, I have seven diamonds!

12, looking for a friend: male, university degree, just a few points; Have a car, a second-hand bike; Have a room and a dormitory; Working in a foreign company, KFC cleans the table; Marry a beautiful young man in a few years.

13, I am a salt-free woman, with neither peerless talent nor peerless appearance. I only have pig-raising skills, and there are three rooms at home. I want to find a husband. If you are sincere, please don't bother me. Come and raise pigs!

14, when will there be a bright moon? Ask heaven for wine. I don't know what my brother looks like. Seeing you today, I feel trembling all over. I don't want to see you when you look forward to your 100 year; I hope my brother will arrive early and love me for another ten thousand years.

15, the daughter is a flower, not a compliment. Everyone likes it, but every car has a flat tire. Better than fairy elder sister, better than Yang Guifei. If you are interested, please write back. You ask me who I am, and Xifeng is me.

16, golden wedding, silver wedding, not as good as modern naked wedding, I have no car, no house and no money. I'm average-looking, one and a half meters tall, twenty-three. If you are interested, don't miss it.

17, bitter: single so far. I want to get married. Hope: it's a beauty, read: I want to work hard. Dream: Better have money. Please: realize it quickly.

18, the world is full of wonders. Marriage advertisements can be seen everywhere. The conditions are not high or low. Having a house and a car is fundamental. It doesn't matter if you look good. I love RMB.

19, you want to play naked marriage with me. I dare to run naked for you. You have to ask me how much I love you. Text messages represent my heart. Let me prove it: this message was forwarded within one month, but I will leave you immediately.

20. Three broken houses and two broken houses. It's smoky and very ugly. The body is disabled and determined, but the heart does not rot. Recruit a girlfriend, unlimited. Live well. It's up to you.

2 1, several generations of household registration in Beijing, there are four sets of houses at home, one set of salt, one set of swimsuit, one set for parents to live in, and one set as a wedding room. I look forward to your arrival and watch the sea together in Beijing.

22, looks better than Pan An, looks more handsome than Guan, is sincere, is not a rogue, just want this partner, and I * * * talk about an open-ended love.

23, married, I am young, 18, my body is better than that of Yang Guifei, and my face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and write, and I really want to find Mr. Ruyi Lang.

24, no shortage of cars, no shortage of houses, successful career, running around all day, the only thing missing is a partner, no matter how good looks, as long as you are willing to accompany me, I will always join hands.

25, the network is convenient for you, me and him, posted on the forum dating network, I registered with you, my handsome photo was uploaded, and in order to find her in my heart, I sent all kinds of information everywhere.

26. Mature man, young in appearance, handsome in figure, conservative in heart, successful in career, educated in heart, and very caring and warm to others, hereby applies for marriage.

27, chubby face, thick oil drum, tears always crying, looking for someone to take care of, not caring about looks, calling for marriage: find the right person, * * * create a beautiful family!

Female wechat marriage personalized signature

Female wechat marriage personalized signature

1, give your own wedding song, someone will accompany me to get up, someone will wash my clothes, someone will clean my desk and chair, someone will accompany me to go shopping and spend money, you have to do it, come and throw a red line, I will find you in the crowd, remember if you are the one!

2. There is a good girl next door, 28 years old, with pink peach blossom and waist, small cherry mouth and arch eyebrows. Everyone praises her beauty and kindness, and the seeds of love are looking for a good marriage. If you are interested, please reply 1 to be selected.

Wang Jia was born in 1983. They are cheerful and attractive. At present, I am an employee in an enterprise and my family is well-off. If you want to find a man to accompany you all your life, you must have both ability and political integrity. If your career is by going up one flight of stairs, you are willing to join hands.

I have a daughter: 25 years old, gentle, generous, considerate, kind and loyal to her feelings. I just want to find someone who really cares about her. I can be tall, thin, beautiful, rich or not, just to comfort my heart. Get married with two happy hearts! Once sold, it is non-refundable. God, who wants it?

5, married, I am young, 18, my body is better than Yang Guifei's, and my face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and write, and I really want to find Mr. Ruyi Lang.

6. I have the appearance of falling in love with the countryside. I am ashamed of flowers when I close my eyes, and I want to find a charming, handsome, knowledgeable, well-proportioned, humorous and promising young man to tie the knot. If you are the one.

7, good-looking, 28 years old, want to recruit a prince, into my house. Requirements are as follows: over 30 years old, beautiful, like-minded, preferably. ......

8. The girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.

9. Today, I reported that my temper is mild and not irritable. My wife and mother can do it, and the division of rights and obligations is clear: you earn money, I take care of money, you do housework, I do aerobics, and your mother-in-law wants to run, so she has to do filial piety for me, saying that you are not allowed to run west, and you have to pay immediately, but you can't do everything and you can't expect a phone call!

10, my daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist and arch eyebrows, and a small mouth and a beautiful cherry. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

1 1, the little girl was in her prime, her face was moist, her figure was slim and graceful, her voice was crisp, and she moved her heart at an early age. MengMeng, a little girl, fell in love with her. Marriage requirements: the young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned figure and style. Wedding language: small couples hold hands in the living room, and small couples get married and travel far.

12, the eldest daughter is 28 years old. Although she is a little old, she looks beautiful. I'm not bragging. The streets were full of people chasing me, but I didn't meet the person in my heart. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!

13, girl, although I won't fall down with a smile, I am in love with a smile. San Xiao pours into the countryside, fish bubbles, geese soar and the moon blooms, but it is also a good flower. I can measure my height and weigh myself, find a sincere and reliable piece of cow dung, and ask to raise my little flower more and more beautifully!

The signature of the boy's inner monologue in marriage

The signature of the boy's inner monologue in marriage

1. On my own day, I have enjoyed loneliness and loneliness, as well as long thoughts and the warmth of my relatives and friends. I still look forward to your palm. With you, I can go all the way and feel at ease and happy.

I met and fell in love for the first time! There is a constant quarrel in the middle! Then my feelings took a turn for the better! It will eventually break up! Real life is so helpless! Only blame the poor and not handsome! But memories are beautiful! You brought them all! Let go, because I love you! I hope you really understand! Have a good day! Don't indulge in casual pastimes! Monty is covered in eggs! Don't hurt yourself to improve! If it hurts, it has nothing to do with love! I will always be a harbor!

We all live in this familiar city, and we are so strange to each other! Maybe sometimes passing by will bring a momentary heartbeat, just want to hear your own heartbeat at the end of the night!

4. If there is no chance, there will be three thousand generations between the six paths and millions of bodhi beings. Why did you smile at me and only meet you?

5. the tender branches and leaves have become trees, and the wind destroyed the rain, leaving the solitary branches and shadows empty to the bright moon, just waiting for the spring to bloom. Love is like gambling, maybe you will lose miserably, so that you no longer believe in love, so that you no longer trust anyone. But you have to believe that God is fair to everyone, and he will open a window for you while closing a door. Don't be bound by the past. Don't lock yourself up just because you are injured. You shut yourself off and shut out people who want to go in. A flower waited hundreds of years to meet someone, but when it really met, it didn't have the heart at that time. I don't know, the tree, which is only a stone's throw away from her, has liked her for thousands of years and waited for thousands of years. We have missed too many things. Now that we have noticed it, there is no need to repeat it. Let's open our hearts and make a good bet on the big gambling table of love. Even if we lose, you are not a loser. Oh, don't forget, there is only one thing on the table, your heart and your feelings. I am willing to gamble my whole life. Would you like to gamble with me?

6. I like surfing the Internet, playing chess, climbing mountains and singing. My biggest pastime in my spare time is karaoke. The life I yearn for is to struggle towards my dreams every day. I hope my future partner is kind, considerate, gentle and likes singing.

7. It is said that Aries people only love once in their lives, and I am looking forward to it!

8. He needs her company! She needs his love! He and she

9. I may be ordinary, but I never lack enthusiasm and dreams of life. Maybe I will be lonely, but I will look for you all the way. Meeting you will be the most brilliant moment in my life.

10. Shy, never found my other half. I look forward to finding my own love here.

1 1. I like to be in a daze in network sports. My biggest pastime in my spare time is games. The life I expect is harmonious. I hope my future partner had better be gentle and reasonable. I sincerely hope to meet my TA here!

12. Win true love sincerely.

13. Life should be that outsiders look ordinary, feel fun and happy, and want to find a simple person to live a simple life.

I will visit my only soul mate in the vast sea of people; I am lucky to get it; No, my life, I would rather lack than be abused.

An independent and confident girl appeals to me. The key to managing love lies in understanding and cherishing!

14. I am plain-looking, but I still have some ideas and opinions. There is a certain plan for future life and career, but it is better to change the plan. I always have the ability to adapt. I think the other person in my mind is an independent, thoughtful, gentle and virtuous person who respects his parents (this is the first, I will never pay if I can't meet this, regardless of gender, hehe personal principle). What he looks like is only his appearance, the key is whether he has a kind heart, hehe, that's it.

15. Getting to know each other, knowing each other and being together is a kind of fate. Please cherish this fate. I hope that in this pure and beautiful Jiayuan love garden, I can find people who are attracted to each other and have a wonderful life together.

16. Although the fireworks are beautiful, they are fleeting. Although blue and white are expensive, they are always attractive. I don't want bubble love, I just want a girlfriend who can complement me in personality and life. I hope to get closer to you sincerely, have good memories with you, and let me have you all the way! If you want to know me better, please send me a message. Don't let our fate slip through your fingers.

17. Come back in spring, so you don't have to ask about the flowering period.

At the beginning of the story, there is no need to ask the ending.

When you and I have set off, don't worry about the wind and rain.

I just don't know if your harbor is my last berth!

18. If a person walks for a long time, he will be very tired. What could be happier than someone accompanying you in the sunshine in the winter afternoon, handing you a steaming cup of green tea and growing old with your beloved?

19. Love is a responsibility, a lifelong commitment, mutual support, great love and vigorous love. But I have always believed that love should permeate every bit of life, care and encourage, and two people will never leave, ordinary but not dull, romantic and warm.

20. Love is fate after all. The acquaintance and love between two people in the vast sea of people is sometimes a coincidence in itself.

It's already the age to talk about marriage, but it's not easy to find a really suitable person.

I sincerely hope to find the other half of my life through the communication platform of jiayuan.

2 1. I don't feel tired when I leave, but I feel a little lonely when I rest. I don't want eternal romance here, I hope there is an emotional harbor of love at first sight here.

22. After a series of accidents and romances, the prince and princess lived happily ever after. Many classic fairy tales come to an abrupt end here, but lovers in reality have opened the door to ordinary and trivial life by choosing to get married. However, most of us should believe that happiness is mostly ordinary, but ordinary is not dull, which is the absolute happiness essence of our pursuit of life.

23. An ordinary man, though ordinary, also hopes to create our own happiness and future in the ordinary. I hope to be happy with you forever. If you want to know me, you can add it.

24. Meeting you is fate, and accompanying you is happiness. If you miss me, I will come to your side. If you like, I will wait for you all my life.

25. In the vast sea of people, shout out a little, my love, and we smile at each other, which is a romantic echo that only each other can understand.

Funny wedding quotations

1, girl, although I don't pour people with a smile, I pour the country to San Xiao with a smile. Fish are bubbling, geese are flying high, and the moon is blooming, but it is also a good flower. You can measure and weigh yourself, find a sincere and reliable cow dung, and ask you to raise my little flower more and more beautifully!

2. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Qingtian, but you expand your horizons by 300 miles and go up a storey still higher. Good man, 33 years old, literary youth, excellent performance in literacy class. Plus, he can always read and write more than 2000 words of typos. Now he wants to find a young woman with the same hobbies as me, and it's a great pleasure to have an affair together and have friends from afar.

3, today's marriage, I reported that my temper is mild and not violent, and my wife and mother can be idle. The rights and obligations are well divided: you earn money, I take care of money, you do housework, I do aerobics, your mother-in-law has to run, you have to do your filial piety for me, you can't say that you are going west, and you have to pay back the money at once, but you can't do everything and you can't expect to call!

4. My daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist and arch eyebrows, a small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

5. I live in Chengtou garbage station. I eat ten thousand meals every day. I reached out to buy two popsicles. It's cool, and my love life is very painful. Come to sleep at night, no one hugs me. Today, I went online to ask for a marriage, hoping someone would deliver it to my door.

6. I look like Pan An. I have a strong personality, a broad mind, a good education, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I can do anything as long as I am satisfied.

7. Brother has been in the Jianghu for a long time, and he will be twenty-six in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me, no matter you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart to solve people's worries, everything in my future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

8. Marriage: in my thirties, I have nothing, empty-handed, thinking twice, looking everywhere, being instigated, trying the internet, worldly desires, you and I have, the Eight Immortals cross the sea, you and I come to the internet, nine to nine, perfect.

9. My eldest daughter is 28 years old. Although she is a little old, she looks beautiful. I'm not bragging. People chasing me are all over the street, but I haven't met the one in my heart. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!

10, the sky is blue, the sea is salty, and the lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

1 1, the little girl was in her prime, her face was moist, her figure was slim and graceful, her voice was crisp, and she moved her heart at an early age. MengMeng, a little girl, fell in love with her. Marriage requirements: the young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned figure and style. Wedding language: small couples hold hands in the living room, and small couples get married and travel far.

12, the girl is 28 years old and is short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.

13, no education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, no worries, just want to have a home!

14, I'm Wang Benshan, 23 years old, in estrus, and I want to talk about a love affair. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

15, the house is temporarily unavailable, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts.

16, I am five big and three thick, with a round face. Walking is as difficult as climbing a tree. I found a female companion to help me. Eat a lot, and I seem to snore when I sleep. Seeing my chubby belly, I will never suffer again, and my life will be more comfortable and better than other people's pigs.

17, Marriage: The heat is unbearable. Recently, the mother mosquito came to bite and sprayed a lot of medicine. The effect has been bad. I occasionally listen to the mother mosquito singing, as if looking for someone, so I come to the internet to ask for marriage, to relieve the loneliness of the mother mosquito and the pain of my being bitten. Interested parties are waiting in front of my house at night, hoping to get it done once and leave and elope as soon as possible.

18, poor and ugly, one meter 49; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand.