Jokes caused by writing wrong Chinese characters

Chinese character jokes

Xiao Wang, who just bought an Alto, was trying out the car on the quiet Third Ring Road in the middle of the night. He was driving happily when a Mercedes Benz overtook him from behind. When he was about to pass, the guy in the Daben stretched out his head and shouted to Xiao Wang: "Man, have you passed the Daben?", and then drove away in a hurry. It took Xiao Wang a long time to recover and start driving. Da Ben, what's so great about it, ah, bah. After a while, Xiao Wang forgot about it and drove around happily. Just when he was happy, the Daiben drove up from behind again, as if it was also walking. When overtaking, the guy driving the Daiben shouted to Xiao Wang again: "Man, have you ever driven a Daiben!". Now Xiao Wang was so angry that he sped up and tried to catch up, but he couldn't catch up. There was nothing he could do about it.

Not far away, Xiao Wang was so happy that the Mercedes-Benz hit the guardrail. Haha, Xiao Wang also stopped the car. He wanted to see what the arrogant guy looked like. He came to the car and saw that the guy was okay and not seriously injured. When he saw him coming over, he opened his mouth and said again: "Man , Have you ever driven a Daben?" Xiao Wang almost lost his temper, but what this guy said next made Xiao Wang really lose his temper. He said: "Man, have you ever driven a Mercedes-Benz? Where are the brakes?"

Wo Chun (I'm stupid)

Wo Mei and smelling flowers, (I'm uneducated),

Lying on a stone painted in the sky. (I only know how to farm).

The fish kisses the water lying on the stone, (you want to ask who I am),

Lying on the stone answers the spring Green. (I am a big stupid ass).

One day I went to a restaurant to eat dumplings with a foreign friend

The beautiful waitress came to inquire. My friend always did not miss any practice When I had the opportunity to speak Chinese, I rushed to ask, "How much does "sleeping" cost?

The lady was embarrassed and very angry. I quickly explained that he was asking how much the dumplings cost.

... ..

When the dumplings were served, I asked him if he wanted mustard.

He called over the lady again. Is there any "program"?

The lady was very happy. said, "Yes, what kind of program do you want to order?"

"It's the yellow one..."

A leader in Chaoshan area warmly entertained the leader When guests visiting from other provinces boarded the boat for a tour, they said seriously: