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Ask for a short story or joke that satirizes that it is better to work early now that you are highly educated.
One day, he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit. It happened that the director and deputy director were around him and were fishing.
He just nodded slightly. What are these two undergraduates talking about?
After a while, the director put down the fishing rod, stretched himself and walked briskly across the water to go to the toilet.
The doctor's eyes are about to fall off. Floating on the water? Really? This is a pond.
When the director came back from the toilet, he also floated back from the water.
What's going on here? Doctoral students are not easy to ask, they are doctoral students!
After a while, the deputy director also stood up, took a few steps and floated across the water to go to the toilet. Now the doctor is almost there.
Faint: No way, go to a place where Jianghu experts are concentrated?
Doctoral students are also very anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond. You have to walk around for more than ten minutes to get to the opposite toilet and then go back to your unit.
The world is too far away. What should I do?
Doctoral students don't want to ask the two directors. After holding back for a long time, they got up and stepped into the water: I don't believe undergraduates can pass.
My doctoral student can't swim.
The doctor fell into the water with a bang.
Two directors pulled him out and asked him why he had to go into the water. He asked, "Why did you walk there?"
The two directors smiled at each other: "There are two rows of stakes in this pond. Because it rained these two days, the water just rose below the surface. I
The children all know the location of the stake, so they can step on it. Why don't you ask? "
Education represents the past, and only learning ability can represent the future. People who respect experience can take fewer detours. A good one.
A team should also be a learning team.
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