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Who caused the nine robberies?
"Really?" Although Jimo is asking, his eyes are full of affirmation! If not, why has blinking made such great progress?
There will be no other explanation except martial arts ...
So Jimo is even more unbalanced-why did he understand martial arts after playing a game, and I can only become a pig's head after playing a game? Is the gap between people really too big?
In addition to being entangled and depressed, Ji Mo is still unwilling, and more is eager to try: maybe.
On the one hand, Rocco's enemies and Fengtang played the same attention. They are all aiming at Gu Duxing with their eyes, and the abacus in their hearts is ringing: Jimo can't do it, but it doesn't mean we can't either. Can he understand it with Jimo's pig's head? His wisdom is far behind mine.
So two people happen to coincide in my heart.
Gu looked at the three people coldly, revealing their careers in their hearts; Hum, as long as you dare to challenge the authority of my second brother, I will definitely beat you twice as badly as Jimo.
Sure enough, after some brewing, Luo Keji swaggered out and shouted arrogantly, "Oh, second child, I want to hit you!" " "
Gu heard it alone again, the second child, the name, his eyes almost turned red.
Since you're looking for abuse, I'm really sorry to be called a dick by you.
About two reasons: an hour later, Rocco's enemies and children's eyes were honest.
Now, the two of them are lying with Jimo. At first glance, they really can't tell each other apart. Shit, it's all the same … it's swollen … it's fucking triplets!
In Tieyun City, in the pub.
Tsing Yi people, who are slowly pouring wine with hip flask, suddenly stood up and disappeared at the moment of the birth of the second paragraph of Nine Robbers Sword, and the next moment they have appeared on the highest roof of Tieyun City.
Standing under the milky light, watching the sky suddenly churn and seeing another scene, Tsing Yi people muttered: "Nine robberies, Lord! The swords of the nine robbers and three young masters finally began to grow ... Is this a blessing or a curse for the nine-day mainland? "
Standing in a trance for a while, he whispered, "It seems that those old guys are going to move, too. Three days later, they will be surging from now on ... I wonder how long the growth cycle of the Nine Robbers is? If it is slow, then the last three days will be in a protracted war. "
He shook his head and said, "The Lord of the Nine Robbers appeared in the next three days, but the root cause and the biggest victim of cholera were in the last three days. This is really why.
When the Nine Robbers Sword was shining, Wurou was walking in the garden and talking to Gaosheng. Suddenly, the world was white. Wu Rou's face changed slightly and said, "Master of the Nine Robbers Sword again?"
Gao Sheng looked shocked and said, "Yes, according to family records, this scene is that the Lord of Nine Robbers has found the second section of the sword of Nine Robbers, and the blade has returned to its place! "
"Hmm …" Fifth, he took two steps lightly, stood still and said, "This second blade … if I remember correctly, it should be the main killer!" "
Gao Sheng was a little surprised and said, "Master Xiang is right." I can't believe that the fifth gentle also knows some rumors of nine robberies.
"Nine swords robbed, turned upside down." Fifth, after a gentle meditation, he continued to walk and said gently, "Will the Lord of the Nine Robbers preside over the court in the countryside?" ? Or ... huh? "
Gao Sheng thought for a moment and said, "There is no record of this. However, according to ancient legends, the Nine Robbers Sword has always been a legend in the Jianghu, and it almost belongs to the myth category in the whole mainland of ascended a heaven! Moreover, the legend of the Nine Robbers usually exists in the last three days. Even if it is three days, it is just a fragment. " It shouldn't belong to the court. "
Gao Sheng didn't say a word: Chao Tang? What on earth is going to court? Can you keep the Nine Robbers Sword?
"Well," the fifth gentle nodded with a smile, thought for a while, and then spat out a sigh, as if he had put down a worry, and unexpectedly smiled, "I think so, too; Since these nine robbers' swords don't exist in court, my third young master's sword won't be against these nine robbers, so I can also put aside my concerns ... "
Takai wondered: What did Master Xiang put down? The tone that I just spit out to my husband obviously means a sense of relief ... why?
However, Gao Sheng will not ask these questions. Fifth, it's no use asking softly if you don't want to say anything.
At the same time, many families and major forces have looked up at the same time in the last three days, with deep worries on their faces.
The last three days, Chu family.
An old man with a black robe stood on the spire of the Chu family, silent for a long time, like a statue, until another old man with a black robe appeared beside him, and he gently asked, "The owner of the Nine Robbers Sword ... is still uncertain?"
"There should be no! If it is confirmed, then the whole cloud nine has already been raging. "
"Well, the second incision was born." The black-robed old man said calmly, "The birth of the second paragraph of the Nine Robbers Sword also symbolizes the growth of the Nine Robbers Sword Master. What do you think of this matter? "
Later, the old man in black robe had a pair of broken eyebrows, which seemed to have been cut off. He heard, "It all depends on fate. Don't worry, old man.
He looks a few years younger than the old man, but he calls him the old man.
"Fate law ..., hehe ..." The black-robed old man said with a sneer: "The birth of the Nine Robbers Sword means that the pattern of the nine heavens mainland will change! My Chu family now looks prosperous, but "the prospect is worrying! "This time, many thousand-year-old monsters will inevitably be robbed, and people will be careful."
The old man with a broken eyebrow was embarrassed and said, "Yes. I have conveyed this order. "
"Nine Robbers Sword ..., Nine Robbers Sword ..., the robbery in the middle, the word, is not easy to dispel." The look of the old man in black seems to contain endless worries.
"Is the Nine Robbers Sword a doom?" The old man with broken eyebrows moved in his heart and asked.
"It's more than doom!" The old man in black robe sighed, "Every time nine swords are robbed, nine great families or forces are born." In these three days, he dominated for ten thousand years without falling down! And these nine families correspond to the Nine Robbers! "
"This ..., can't you?" The old man with broken eyebrows exclaimed, "How long has the whole continent of Nine Heavens been deserted?"
"Ha ha ..., ascended the mainland ancient records, ascended the mainland since human history, so far, or * * * seventeen thousand years! This is a big joke! This is ridiculous, ridiculous! "
The old man in black robe said heavily, "Our Chu family is not one of the nine major forces, but has only risen in the past 1000 years;" But at that time, the ancestors traveled with Li Yuntian for a period of time, that is, during that time, the ancestors made a legend about his life and the status of Chu family in 1500 years! "
"And those short three months have become the proudest thing in the life of our ancestors!"
"Li Yunri? 1000 years ago, wasn't Li Yuntian the master of each family? One of the nine forces that once dominated for three days? " The old man with broken eyebrows was surprised.
"Not bad." The black-robed old man said lightly, "The ancestors recorded everything Li Yuntian said in those three months, and one of them said: ..."
Speaking of which, he suddenly fell silent and seemed to be in a trance.
"How about it?"
"The Nine Robbers Sword came out in ten thousand years ... and when it came out, the world shook. It has appeared eight times in this world; I am Li Yuntian, but I was born after 8000 years! I don't know if Li Yuntian can still see this blessing when the owner of the ninth Nine Robbers Sword is born. " The old man in black said gently.
"Go out in ten thousand? Appeared eight times? " The old man with broken eyebrows exclaimed aloud, and his eyes widened: "Doesn't this mean that the rivers and lakes in the mainland of Jiuchongtian have existed for at least 80,000 years?"
"yes! You are not stupid. " The old man in black snorted.
"But this continental calendar knows ..." The old man with broken eyebrows was interrupted by the old man with black robe before he finished: "Continental history? What history? "History" is at best a book that can be changed at any time, as long as people who can write can change the history of the past! "
He sneered: "No matter what future generations write, the dead will never climb out of the coffin to stop it!" " "
The old man with broken eyebrows gasped and said, "So ... is this the record of the old man's ancestors ... like this?"
"no!"
The old man in black robe flatly refused: "There are too many secrets on it. You can't read them well! " "
He snorted and said, "Besides, there are no outstanding talents among the descendants of Chu family now; Everyone is mediocre, especially the youngest generation is stupid as hell! Letting you know these secrets will turn into a catastrophe! "
The old man with broken eyebrows was stunned for a long time before mumbling, "There are also a few people who have become angry, such as those who came to Chun Wu at a young age ... even among their peers in major families, they are ... excellent."
"Bullshit! I am talking about super genius, I am talking about development potential! " The black-robed old man said angrily, "Now the Lord of the Nine Robbers is born. If a child of my Chu family can be selected as one of the nine ... it will be very lucky! What's the use of dominating among mice? Even if it is invincible among mice ... it is still a mouse! "
"One of the nine swords?" Is the old man with broken eyebrows stunned? Is there such a saying?
"Nine robbers sword ... is divided into nine sections; Sharp, sharp, blade, grid, tongue, handle, pier, spike, soul! " The old man in black robe said worriedly, "Why did all the families go down for training three days after the Nine Robbers came out? This is a tradition, but where did this tradition come from? No one knows these three days. "
"But in the secret of the last three days, it is clearly recorded that every nine robbers have nine powerful arms! Corresponding to the nine parts of the Nine Robbers Sword! Nine pieces in one, one sword dancing day! Will open the fate of ascended a continent in ten thousand ... "
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