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What are the coffee table and vase in the post bar?
What does the coffee table mean? This word is very popular on the Internet recently. Now the meaning of tea table is not so simple. Bian Xiao also attaches great importance to this point. Today, Bian Xiao will fully explain the meaning of coffee table for you.
Let's talk about history first. Tea tables became popular after the Qing Dynasty. From Paintings of Ming Dynasty's point of view, Ji Xiang had the function of a coffee table. It was not until the Qing Dynasty that the tea table was separated from Ji Xiang and evolved into an independent new variety. Generally speaking, coffee tables are relatively short, and some are made of two layers, which are easier to distinguish from incense sticks. Tea tables in the Qing Dynasty were rarely furnished separately, but often placed in the middle of a pair of armchairs, with complete sets of furnishings on both sides of the hall. Because it is used in sets between chairs, its form, decoration, mosaic, material and color are mostly determined by the style of chairs.
Today, the meaning expressed by the coffee table is not just the physical coffee table used in our daily life. Coffee table has many meanings on the Internet. This should start with "tragedy" and "tableware". The coffee table just carries these things, so the coffee table has become an environment carrying "tragedy" and "tragedy". Here are some common expressions in different versions:
Version 1.0: Life is a tragedy.
Version 2.0: My life is like a coffee table filled with cups.
Version 3.0: Life is like a coffee table, filled with cups; Life, like a teacup, is a tragedy in itself; Life is more like tea, and it will eventually be soaked in tragedy.
Version 4.0: Life is like a braces. You can think of it as a tragedy or a washing appliance.
Version 5.0: Life is like a coffee table filled with cups. When you try to jump out of a tragedy, you find yourself jumping into a tableware (tragedy)
Version 6.0: Life is like a coffee table with cups on it. When we think we have jumped out of a tragedy, we have actually fallen into another tragedy. If you find that you are not caught in another tragedy ... congratulations. It's just a joke ... because you left it on the coffee table.
Version 7.0: Life is like a transparent tragedy. We know that we are in it, and occasionally we fall in love with another tragedy at first sight, but we can't get out. Version 8.0: Life is a coffee table filled with cups. As a tragedy, we want to add tea and think that there is no tea set (gap) with others. As a result, everyone said that tableware should be used now (tragedy). We perished in silence and became stationery; It broke out in silence and became a torch. We want to protect ourselves, and we all become masks. We want to be a blockbuster, and it has become a Beijing opera. Never get together again, holding hands and looking at each other with tears, has become a pantomime. Life is one's own tragedy and others' eye washing (comedy).
Version 9.0: I told God that I was thirsty, so God gave me many tragedies.
Version 10.0: Women are made of water. In order to cater to them, men are doomed to be tragedies.
Version 1 1.0: Ginseng can only be tasted if it is soaked in a cup.
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