I am in a bad mood. Tell me if there are any cold jokes. The colder the better. thank you

There is a family of pig mothers living in the forest. Mother pig gave birth to a little pig, named piggy. Mother Pig hopes that Porky Pig will grow more handsome, but who knows that Porky Pig will grow more ugly, so Mother Pig wants to throw Porky Pig away. Mother pig bought a ticket to a distant place. After getting off the bus, Mother Pig said to Porky Pig, Don't move here. Mother will buy you something delicious. After leaving Porky Pig, Mother Pig went home quietly. The next day, after knocking at the door, Mother Pig opened the door and saw Porky Pig back! Therefore, the mother pig evil thought, this time must throw away Porky Pig! So mother pig bought a ticket to a farther place. After getting off the bus, Mother Pig said to Porky Pig, You stand here and don't move. Mom will buy you something delicious. After leaving Porky Pig, Mother Pig went home quietly. The next day, after knocking at the door, Mother Pig opened the door and found Porky Pig back! So mother pig bought a ticket to a farther place. When she arrived, Mother Pig said to Porky Pig, Don't move here. Mother will buy you something delicious. The next day, I knocked on the door, and Mother Pig thought, it won't be Porky Pig again this time, will it? As soon as the door opened, guess what? It's a water bearer . . . Porky Pig was abandoned by mother pig and will never come back. . . . .