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What kind of people do you hate to meet when playing table tennis?

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I remember when I first learned to play ball, I felt very powerful, and I played ball on the only table in my unit almost every day. Once, I met my neighbor upstairs on the road and asked me what I was doing. I told you to play ball! He asked, where are you playing? I'll go and have a look, too. As soon as my brain was hot, I said something I soon regretted: can you play ball, will you go?

He smiled and said, just so-so. I said, okay.

As a result, when people came to power, they only beat me by 5! It seems that I haven't done my best.

From then on, I never dare to despise anyone. However, there are always some unpleasant things:

1. Not very skilled, but like funny people.

People like this don't pay attention to anyone. He has no face when he meets a weak hand. He deliberately played some strange balls with others and played malicious jokes on each other. When you meet a master, you will dominate a table, pester and beat.

2. People without public morality.

Grab the table as soon as you come in. Once you catch it, you won't come down. If you lose, call names or even strike the table.

Smoking while watching the ball.

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The last thing I want to see is:

1) people who are not very good at the ball deliberately remember the score. He has the final say, playing shirtless, deliberately not pitching, serving together, and deliberately processing rubber for profit.

2) There is a big gap between the level and the mine. The level is much higher than mine. No matter how I change positions, how I rotate and how I think about tactics, it is nothing in his eyes, but nothing has changed in his eyes. The level is much lower than mine, and the time to pick up the ball is longer than the time to play. It's really hard for me and him.

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In the process of playing for many years, I have found a truth, that is, from a person's performance in playing, you can basically judge his character and some things about being a man. Some people are particularly uncomfortable when playing ball games.

1, like pointing fingers, as the saying goes: "Watching chess is not a true gentleman", this sentence also applies to table tennis. But the reality is that there are always people pointing at chess and pointing at playing. Such people make both sides uncomfortable. After all, whether we play casually or play games, we all want to follow our own ideas. We are thoughtful adults and don't want to be controlled by others. I think it's ok to discuss after the game, but it's disgusting to point fingers when playing.

For this kind of person, instead, I hope that TA can play and see what skills he has, whether it is an armchair strategist or really powerful, and then hide.

2. I like to play ball together during table tennis talks many times, but every time I buy the ball and you buy the water, you spend all the money anyway. Such people should stay away while it's early. The ideal partner is: you buy balls, I buy water, you invite to play ball, I invite to eat, so the relationship will last longer. In other words, I can contract all the expenses, but you can bring me valuable things, such as technical and tactical guidance, or help in life and work. This is the exchange of values and is also suitable for falling in love.

3. Sometimes you have a good time with your friends, and then suddenly someone comes out: "Young man/little girl, I think you have a good time. Can I play with you? " . At this time, of course, you have to join TA to play together, and then TA will use strange moves to deal with you, or cheat in equipment or rules, such as not throwing the serve, not being vertical, joining hands, blocking the net and so on. Whether winning or losing to you, TA will always run to another group of golfers: "Don't look, those two hits are usually destroyed by me." .

If you like cheating, if you just started playing, it doesn't matter if you don't know the rules. However, there are many people who have been playing in the amateur arena for decades. Their service has always been blocking, not pitching vertically, but serving together, not showing you the rubber of TA (it is the responsibility and obligation to play with others, and both sides inform each other of the rubber). Winning by cheating is completely unskilled.

Some people who don't respect their opponents have a high level. They beat people who are lower than TA, so they are absent-minded, play ball with each other, and then chat with others. I think this is a great disrespect for their opponents. If you think your opponent is not your level, then you can change your opponent after the game. But fight as hard as you can.

6. Dishonest and impolite to play the most expensive ball, tens of dollars, the quality is really better, and then every time I finish playing, I find that the ball is gone or gone, that is to say, it was taken away by others. There is another very hateful thing. I broke my ball without apologizing, and then gave me a few dollars. ......

There are many similar situations. Again, what is the table tennis court like? Generally speaking, this person is like this in life. But there is another saying, be tolerant, maybe we are being hated by others, so just be yourself.

I like table tennis since I was a child, and I have played it intermittently for more than 40 years. Tell me how I feel.

First, the lackeys on the court are obviously not tennis. If you can't catch it, call it tennis. Obviously, even the onlookers said it was an edge ball, but they refused to admit it. Even the ball hit the ceiling or electric light and fell into the opponent's table, saying it was a good ball.

Second, when playing ball, there are balls flying from other tables, so they only play by themselves and never pick up the ball, and no one looks at it.

Third, you can win by playing ball. If you lose, you will fight. You were supposed to play five games. If you lose, you will have to play extra games. Don't stop until you win. Sometimes you refuse because of your bad face. Once I played more than ten games with the other side, which one was tired?

Fourth, when you play, you never bring the ball. You belong to a non-ball household and don't apologize for stepping on someone else's ball.

Fifth, I think I am very clever, and I will guide you as soon as I practice. This is wrong, and it is wrong. In fact, my strength is limited, and I stopped fighting as soon as I played.

You can also name one or two, but mainly the above five. Do you feel the same way, golfers?

As an amateur table tennis fan, I have to go to work during the day, so I will play ball with my friends at 7: 30- 10: 00 every night. But in this process, there are two people I hate the most. Let's see if you've ever met someone like this:

The so-called chess watching is not a real gentleman, but he insists on judging every ball and counting every ball in order to be a teacher. This is how we usually play. Six or seven people sat around the ball room in the community, and two people went up to play. After five innings, both of them retired and then took turns to play. But just as you were absorbed in your desk, someone sat down and chatted over tea, commenting on your skills, movements and tactics, saying that your forehand was irregular and your center of gravity didn't squat. Why are there so many mistakes? Why is the service time so long? In a word, none of them did the right thing and did what he wanted to do. Laymen have no professional training, and violations abound. Otherwise, how can it be called amateur? What's more, people play ball on it. You talk about things and name names. You are not better than others, even worse than others in technology. This mentality of being a good teacher is really annoying. Every point and every ball must be evaluated by him, which seriously affects the player's mentality and seriously interferes with the game!

We don't pay attention to the hygiene of public places, spit everywhere, throw cigarette butts, and it is almost impossible to be together. Most of us play in the public ball room in the community. As a public place, several clean golfers will clean the golf room and mop the floor glue with a mop. But there are people who, no matter how you clean, wear dusty sneakers from the outside and step on footprints all over the floor. Originally, playing ball was a matter of strengthening exercise and keeping fit, but he insisted on smoking a cigarette in a game and even someone played ball on it. He sat by smoking and made the whole room smoky. Playing ball is short of breath, and the second-hand smoke he released really hurts everyone. Not to kick out, not to kick out, too unconscious. What's more, when you mop the floor cleanly, he throws cigarette butts on the ground at will and spits everywhere, which is even more unacceptable. I don't know what you will do when you meet such a golfer. Because this is a public place, we can't kick him out. He always comes, and he still does!

Do you like being pointed at when you play ball? Do you hate people spitting and smoking in the ballroom? Welcome everyone to leave a message and attack the bad habits in playing! Thank you for your attention!

I'm a "neat freak" about table tennis, and I don't like people who foul the serve in the game. In my opinion, it's easy not to foul the serve-the reason why I foul repeatedly is to take advantage of the other side. The ball is so bad, the character may not be so good.

In the game, someone frequently fouled the serve, but he didn't admit his mistake. He argued irrationally: "I have served like this for many years, and no one said anything about me, only you!" " Playing ball is not entertainment! "

I said, "since it's entertainment, let's have fun." Why do we have to score? " Besides, I didn't make the rules of the game. "

Such a dispute, more than once. In order to keep my "hateful" table tennis addiction from being interrupted, I had to pretend to turn a blind eye; But the heart is greatly uneven-the game must first abide by the rules of the game and compete fairly. If you beat me, I will serve you. What is your skill in using foul service?

This is my view on table tennis service now: serve if you don't score. If a score is scored and both sides foul the serve, the crow will fall on the pig, and no one will say who is black. If one party points out that the other party has committed a foul, the following "story" is not easy to write-it is of course good to smell it, and it is better to stay away from it when encountering "Lao Lai"!

People don't want to meet each other when playing table tennis or playing any ball!

Table tennis can be played on the table, and the mass base is very good. We all play with bricks! Brick as a racket, brick as a net!

There are several things you don't want to encounter:

1, but I can't beat it.

You are a terrible player, you are one head ahead, and you say you won't!

2. axe

The ball is floating, three times left and three times right. You have to follow your eyes and your hands. You can't find the north if you fight. Where is the ball? Huh? Why did you turn around by yourself?

3, a great miracle.

He will deduct one if you hit one, and he will deduct one if you send one. You have to hide this, you don't have to buckle it somewhere! The key to changing the ball after a game is that sometimes the face still hurts!

4. Lost beat type

I have seen a player who plays ball. Throw the racket. Alas, I can't catch it! Whoosh, throw away the racket! The ball followed the racket ashore ... how can I catch it?

5. Not at all

Needless to say, I push gently, pick slowly, teach patiently, try to trap the novice and fight with me next time.

But when you meet a young lady, Article 5 will be deleted!

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The ball is the role.

Cut to the chase, I've been playing for decades, and I don't like the following three people the most.

1, people who can't chat.

Go to the stadium and have fun. You get angry when you meet someone who can't chat.

Once, my opponent pulled a backhand straight line, and I blurted out "beautiful". The other party solemnly responded, "This looks good. You are insulting people. " .

I have experienced similar situations several times, and then I met again, playing more and talking less.

2. People who never pick up the ball for others, but always let others pick up the ball for themselves.

There are few such people, but there are. When the ball reaches your hand, you can either pick it up or kick it with your foot. When you are in someone else's territory, don't move your nest, open your mouth and call for help. That's interesting.

Once, twice, three times, four times, everyone knows, who will help pick it up?

3. People who seem to be careless, but actually care about each other.

It's boring to compete with such players. You fight him well, he is very casual. You can be casual with him, and it is difficult for him to be cold to you from time to time.

Forget the music, you ask him, and people say, "It's not just fun, it's more or less casual." When you say the score, if you are wrong, a small message will come immediately, "Can you count at this age?" Silence. Too boring

The person who occupies one of them will not be so popular on the court.

People who are half-hearted may be hurt and lose face when they meet with a straight temper.

Those who occupy three positions should not go to the stadium while it is still early. If they do this, no one will play with them.

Let's play ball, exercise and have fun together. What I said above is still rare.

Friends, life is interesting when we get together, play ball and laugh.

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To be honest, as a quasi-table tennis master, I hate meeting people who don't care about winning or losing. Even though they beat him by 1 1 0, he still smiled, which made me feel dissatisfied.

As a competitive sport, table tennis pursues faster, faster and stronger, so the fun of table tennis lies in improving, winning, especially the sense of accomplishment and satisfaction when winning someone who can't win before.

However, among those who play table tennis, there is such a person. They play ball purely for fun. They just wave their hands. Whether they can return the ball or not, whether each ball wins or loses, the purpose of playing ball is just to exercise. In their view, winning or losing doesn't matter, even they have no concept of winning or losing. Playing ball and picking up the ball are the same to him. They are both indifferent sports.

I once went to my brother's unit to play ball and met such a great god. He has average skills and loves to play ball. He has no concept of winning or losing and loves to pester people to play ball. Because I was a guest in my brother's company, people pestered me to play ball. As a guest, I was embarrassed to refuse, so I had to play with him.

He walked up and down the court to pick up the ball. He was happier when he lost than when he won, which made me uncomfortable to see the other side blush after losing. I feel very unfulfilled, and the more I play, the less interested I am.

So I don't like to meet people who have no concept of winning or losing in table tennis. Since it is a competitive sport, it is necessary to have a competitive atmosphere, which is interesting to play!

I hate meeting people like Malone, Xu Xin and Fan Zhendong, because I can't beat them.

I am very competitive.