Tongue twister crosstalk

A (dialect) Is that what you do?

We are talking about cross talk.

Oh, the photographer knows. Old storytellers say "Three Kingdoms" and "All Nations"; Say a song dynasty's "yangmen women", She Taijun, Lao, mu; Yang Paifeng, the girl who burns the fire; Journey to the West, the Monkey King, protecting the Tang Priest, and Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon. Storyteller!

You don't understand. What you are talking about is a very long book. We are talking about cross talk.

Ah, sheng! Blowing sheng's, good art, how can I understand it? I play a song "Send Agricultural Grain", a song "New Vendor" and various tunes.

B you're wrong. You are talking about national musical instruments, such as sheng, wind, flute and Xiao. We don't know what kind of art, but we are talking about cross talk, which is an art form that everyone likes. Well, in short, it's just funny.

A funny one. How happy? Is it Da Le or Xiaole? Is it Le Wen or Wu Le? Is it a little fun, or all at once? Are there any happy Xiangzi? Take it out and let me have a look.

B There is no place for you to play.

You look unhappy. How can I be happy?

When we talk about coke, you will naturally be happy.

A Oh, of course I'm glad. Is it good for me to have fun?

Sure!

Nail lice don't bite, fleas don't bite! There are bedbugs. Mosquitoes go to other rooms and don't bite me?

He treats me like a mosquito.

A: Hey, won't you tell me?

B has a little advantage, for example, you ask a little panic …

A Why am I so bored?

B it's like I'm upset.

A Why am I bored?

You are unhappy.

Why am I unhappy?

B, you quarreled with someone else.

Who did I argue with?

B You quarreled with me! Anyway, he doesn't understand, for example, you come out after dinner. ...

Did I eat?

B can't blame him for not eating until now. But if you don't eat, you have to say eat.

Oh, no. I have to say yes.

Second, you have to say that you eat well, including jiaozi and noodles.

A: Oh, I didn't eat. I said I did. He also said that he ate jiaozi and fished noodles.

B ah, that's right!

Am I worthy of my stomach?

B, this is really sincere. Whether you eat or not ... you need 20 yuan.

A what? I'm short of twenty dollars. Who is it? You're going backwards! I have been standing here for less than ten minutes, and I am short of twenty yuan. You lent it to me? Is it your sponsor? Where is the account owner? You check, I'll ask him!

B don't worry yet. In fact, you are not short of money, pretending to be short of eight.

A: I'm full. Why don't you get a cashier to chase me?

Nobody wants it from you.

A Do I have to give it if I want it?

B that's not true!

Do you think so?

Don't you understand?

I see, the money is gone.

B, don't talk yet ...

Are you in court?

Listen to me first.

Are you the plaintiff?

Second, you are here for a lawsuit. Listen to me first. You should pay other people's money, but you can't repay them ...

A can't afford it. Don't borrow it!

He knows much more than I do. You, don't short other people's money, pretend to short other people's money. People are always chasing you, and you are annoyed when you have no money to pay back. Come out and come to me ...

You gave it back to me.

B me? I haven't heard of it. I don't mind you listening to cross talk with me. Our cross talk is very funny. You listened to our cross talk, haha, so happy that you forgot to be short of money. ...

Oh, now that you mention it, I see.

B can understand.

A I don't short other people's money. I pretend to short other people's money. People always ask me for it. I can't repay them. I'm bored and have nowhere to go. I came to see you. I laughed at your two cross talks. I forgot to short people's money ... b Alas, that's right!

A: I am out of the door, and the account owner is still waiting for me!

B you can pay back the money. Listening to a cross talk is still controlling your life.

I know you are talking about cross talk, but I am telling you a joke. I'm so smart, I don't know if you're talking about cross talk.

Are you still smart?

I'm still smart. I am just smart.

B can't tell.

A I've been smart since I was a child.

What makes you smart?

When I was five or six years old, I played with children's toys, that is, the kind of car that ran as soon as it was wound. I just bought it, tore it down and put it there one by one. I understand everything.

Put it back?

The armor won't fit.

You call it smart? You call it demolition. To put it bluntly, you are a black sheep.

A: How to speak? When I was a child, I was still so smart when I grew up. No matter what, you can understand at a glance, and you can understand at a glance. My neighbors praised me. How clever the child is!

Didn't b call you garlic?

What is garlic?

B didn't you say it was called green onion?

A is smart when he is older. I'm over sixty now, and I'm old. ...

You are an old onion.

Then you are dried ginger. What did you say?/Sorry? Who is the old onion?

What's your hurry? I'm telling you a joke!

Oh, is this a joke?

You are allowed to tell jokes to me, and I am not allowed to tell jokes to you? I also tell you that in our industry, we pay attention to telling jokes, big jokes, small jokes, word meanings and riddles. Anyway, they are jokes and wisecracks. I tell you, tongue twisters are the best.

Tongue twister? I see.

He knows what B said, and so does he.

Do you know what that means? I've heard of it. Tongue twister "Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the first floor of Linglong Tower." A high table must have legs ...

B How fresh and legless. That's a panel. That's a tongue twister sung by Xihe Drum.

A Yes, I've heard of it.

B that's singing. We mean, speaking is harder than singing.

Is it a difficulty? No, it's not.

You always have nothing to do. It seems easier to do than to do. You can't learn if I tell one.

A: If I can't learn one, I will worship you as an old master.

B ok, listen.

I don't mind. Don't look down on people ... (to himself)

Listen to this: "An old man with a white beard came to the south with a smashed white cane in his hand."

A say it!

B that's all.

What did you say?/Sorry?

He didn't hear it. I'm here to say that you can still hear you nagging there. Listen this time: "An old man with a white beard came to the south with a white cane in his hand."

A say it!

B that's it!

A: That's it. An old man is leaning on a crutch. What do you think it can do? What's new here? What's the point of walking with crutches when you are old?

We are talking about tongue twisters, no matter his age, you say it!

All right, listen. Where are you from?

B he didn't hear you clearly. Danan south

A said an old man with a white beard came from the south, an old man with a white beard ... is that old man with a white beard over eighty?

Do you care how old he is?

I think this means that the old man with white beard is over 80 years old. If he has a black beard, isn't he over 50 years old?

B don't explain.

A cane with a white beard came from the south, leaning on a thin white old man. Do you have any here?

b？ Can you stand the old man leaning on crutches?

Isn't that what you said?

B I'm talking about an old man on crutches, and you're talking about an old man on crutches.

Oh, I turned it upside down. Another old man with a white beard came from the south with a cream popsicle in his hand.

What cream popsicle? Cream popsicle! Where is the fruit?

Three points for fruit and five points for cream. You can have a cream.

I don't eat b or anything. Don't! Put your hands on the white stick.

A is on crutches, not popsicles. An old man with a white beard came to the south, holding his stick and holding his hand ... The old man jumped ... and jumped three times.

Old man B ate too much and couldn't help eating! It's okay. What does he dance?

Old man A practiced Tai Ji Chuan. An old man with a white beard came to the south. The old man with white beard jumped up with a stick. The old man jumped up with a stick. The old man jumped up with a stick. The old man jumped up and gave you a stick.

B I angered him. Give me a stick?

Jia Laohan tried his best to jump, but don't worry! Give you a stick!

B says you can't! It sounds easy, but it's hard to say. If anything, I really admire you as a teacher.

A: That's what you said. Listen: "An old man with a white beard came from the south with a white cane in his hand." Come on, take your little apprentice.

B: You are blindfolded. If I say one more word, you won't know. Listen! "Throwing a straw hat over the wall, I don't know if the straw hat doesn't cover the old man, and I don't know if the old man doesn't cover the straw hat." You said this.

Where did he get so many old people? Listen: throw the old man out of the wall ...

B what, throw the old man? That won't kill the old man.

What is throwing?

Throw a straw hat.

A is still cutting the wall. How to throw a wall through a wall? Throw bricks at the wall. ...

B: Good! I didn't throw the old man to death, but I fired him with a brick. Throw a straw hat into the wall.

A threw a straw hat over the wall. The straw hat didn't wear an old man, and the old man didn't wear a straw hat.

B why don't you wear it?

A is wearing a fur coat and a straw hat. Is that right? What month is it now? It's freezing. Just wear a fur hat.

He can't say. There is always something to say. Say a fur hat and you won't be coy.

A Do I have to wear a straw hat? You listen; Throwing a straw hat over the wall, the straw hat was thrown over. When the old man saw the straw hat coming, he stepped back and leaned forward. His arms are shaking fast and his neck is stiff, Ben! The straw hat is on.

You are not wearing a straw hat, you are practicing acrobatics.

By the way, is this the old man of the acrobatic troupe, or is he working hard? Come on, you can say something else.

It is easy to see things, but difficult to do them. I can't tell, can I? Listen to this again; "Outside the south gate, there is a noodle restaurant facing south. There is a blue cotton curtain hanging on the noodle restaurant. I took off the blue cotton curtain and took a look. The noodle restaurant still faces south. I hung up the blue cotton curtain and looked at it. The noodle restaurant still faces south. " Tell me more about this.

All right, listen to me! There is a sidewalk facing south outside the south gate ... there is a sidewalk facing south outside the south gate. Your art is worthless.

Why is b worthless?

Let me ask you, what is the direction of Nanmenwai Street?

B north and south street!

Yes, North and South Street. How can this noodle restaurant run south? Built in the middle of the road? How to get there by car? Tear it down.

B that's easy. He can't say that he is finding fault. The place outside the south gate is big, just the street outside the south gate. I said turn west outside the south gate and go to Cai Qiaozi's noodle restaurant.

A is still here. You made it very clear. Cai Qiaozi turned west. Isn't there a small department store facing west? Next to the department store is the tofu shop, next to the pub, there is a fresh food stall at the entrance of the pub, and there is a zipper repairer across the street. Next to the zipper repair is the noodle restaurant.

B Yes, I found it.

A said Cai Qiaozi department store outside the south gate, the bean curd shop next to the department store, the bistro next to the bean curd shop, the fresh food stand at the entrance of the pub, the zipper for children, and the noodle restaurant next to it. ...