Find a few jokes that will make everyone laugh for half an hour.

A king of a country chooses his husband, pulls a cow to the river and says: Who can make this cow nod first and then jump into the river, I will marry the princess to him.

A butcher goes up to the cow and says: Pretty awesome, huh? The cow nodded.

The butcher said, Do you know me? The cow shook her head.

The butcher stabbed the cow in the ass, and the cow jumped into the river in pain.

The king thought the butcher was rude, so the butcher asked to try again, and the king agreed. The cow was pulled to the river again.

The butcher came forward and said to the cow; Do you know me? The cow nodded.

The butcher said again: Can't you pay the cow back? The cow shook his head.

The butcher smiled and said, Do you know what to do? The cow turned and jumped into the river.