Classic sentence-making jokes

Words are like elves. As long as you make good use of them, they will have unexpected effects. Therefore, whether speaking or writing, we should make good use of words. As long as you can use it accurately and flexibly, it will make your language glow with vitality and brilliance. Below, I will share a classic sentence-making joke with you, hoping to help you!

Classic sentence-making joke 1 1, sentence-making topic: sad

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. ......

2. Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: One by one

The child wrote: After work, my father went home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Theme: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

5. Title: Once again

Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comments; Is your mother a Transformers?

6。 Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? I haven't seen

Teacher's comment: I haven't seen it.

7. title: prosperity

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8. Title: Thank you ... because ......

The child wrote: I want to thank my mother because she helps me with my homework every day. ......

Teacher's comment: It turns out that your homework was written by your mother. ! ! ! ! ! !

9. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10, title: Sure enough

Children write: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated.

1 1. Subject: ... Episode 1

Children write: goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.

12, theme: rawhide

The child wrote: On the night of the power outage, it was dark everywhere, and I was so scared that my skin was raw!

Teacher's comment: Seeing this sentence ... the teacher appreciates you very much.

13, sentence title: originality

The child wrote: It turns out that he is my father.

Teacher's comment: Mom cares.

14, make sentences as usual

Title: (Tree, Tree) I will plant you.

The child wrote: (Tangyuan Tangyuan) I want to eat you.

Teacher's comment: How cute ~ ~

Classic sentence joke 2 1, in addition,

Children make sentences: a train passes by, besides, besides.

2. Textbooks

Children make sentences: class is boring.

Step 3 be popular

Children make sentences: I like bananas very much.

4. Once upon a time

Children make sentences: Xiaoming comes in through the front door.

5. naive

Children make sentences: It's really hot today.

6. Ten points

Children make sentences: I got ten points in the exam today.

7. among them

Children make sentences: One of my left feet is hurt.

Eight, one ... just ...

Children make sentences: a doll costs one hundred dollars.

9. Look.

Children make sentences: What are you looking at? Never seen it!

10, good ... good again

Children make sentences: mom's legs are so thin and thick …

1 1, one after another.

Children make sentences: after work, dad comes back one after another.

12, first ... then ...

Children make sentences: goodbye, sir!

13, Tianya Haijiao

Children make sentences: My sister ran to the ends of the earth.

14, already

Children make sentences: I drew a straight line.

15, right away

Children make sentences: I am riding a horse.

16, it's raw

Children make sentences: on the night of power failure, it was dark everywhere, and I was scared to be raw!

17, thriving

Children make sentences: My brother is thriving.

18, sad

Children make sentences: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

19 ... again

Children make sentences: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Classic sentence-making joke 3 1, Ren Lei imitates sentences.

Qin Xiao's Chinese homework today is to use the sentence pattern that it is late at night and mom is still with dad. She wrote in her exercise book: It's late at night, my mother is still playing mahjong, and my father is still surfing the Internet.

After checking his homework, my father said: Writing should come from life, higher than life, and we should not describe the situation at home so flatly.

Qin Xiao nodded hard, so he seriously changed the original text to: It's late at night, my mother is still working hard, and my father is still working hard on online dating.

2. Xiaoming makes sentences

The female teacher gave the students a question: imitate the structure of vegetables and make sentences.

The students scrambled to answer: red sun and dark night sky. ......

It's Xiao Ming's turn He thought for a long time and said, Wahaha pure water!

I am absorbed in reading novels. Sister ran over and asked: Sister, how to write if it is difficult?

I was so absorbed that I didn't want to talk to her, but she clung to me.

When I got angry, I wrote a disgusting word with a pen and paper, and she just walked away. A few minutes later, it came again.

How to write support for a sister?

I couldn't stand her, so I wrote the word infectious in her notebook.

The next day, my sister came back crying. As soon as she put down the book, I saw a big fork on it. The big fork says to make sentences with carrying forward.

What big sister created is to carry forward the spirit that one party is sick and all parties are infected.

4. Make sentences with "Sure enough"

Teacher: Xiao Ming, make a sentence with the word "Sure enough".

Xiao Ming: Eat fruit first, then drink soda.

Teacher: No, no, you can't separate the word "fruit" from "nature"!

Xiaoming: Don't worry, teacher. I haven't finished yet. The whole sentence is to eat fruit first and then drink soda. Sure enough, I have diarrhea.

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