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Talk about the routine of doing fitness card.

? When I was in college, I used to do a lot of part-time jobs for a living, and sending single pages was once one of my part-time jobs. Because I deeply realized the feeling of being coldly stared at from time to time, I accidentally stopped to pick up a leaflet, so the long routine and the road to safeguarding rights began. So don't be too sympathetic.

? I didn't take the flyer for nothing. When I stopped to get the flyer, my little brother could eloquently introduce how good their gym was. He also said that paying 100 yuan now is worth 1000 yuan. When you go to the gym, if you are not satisfied, you can exchange 100 yuan for a Zhou Ka. I think, anyway, I want to experience it, so I'll fill it out and have a look.

? Then fill in the personal information and pay 100 yuan. I also specifically asked how far your gym is from our community. This little brother told me that it only takes 10 minutes to walk. I think it's okay. Anyway, there are many routines for business promotion, but I really didn't expect this routine to be so deep. Listen to me slowly. By the way, my little brother is in a poor state. It seems that he is not a person without a card. Just like a coach coming out from behind, he looks honest, but in fact, his brains are more than one, and one is stronger than the other. So remember, people are separate. You never know whether it is a person or a ghost until something happens. Keeping an eye on yourself is to leave a way out for yourself.

Ok, maybe in two weeks, my little brother will call me and say the opening ceremony, membership card, welcome to the scene. I didn't have time on weekdays, so I often worked overtime on Saturdays. My little brother also specially negotiated the time with me and insisted that I go to the scene. I think this service is really good. I'm so stupid, I can't get up early, how could I forget this? I just went to the construction site to see what this gym is like, and it's easy to do.

? It was an afternoon, and I came all the way by Baidu map navigation. Remember when I mentioned that he told me it was 10 minutes away? Dude, I walked for more than 30 minutes. I thought about it on the way. I don't want to run this gym. It's too far. I exercise on the way back and forth. I may not be able to go twice a year. I just worked 1 year, how can I afford a car? After I went in, there were quite a few people who came to apply for the card (they should all be framed), so I was relieved.

? It was my little brother who received me. He kept talking about how good it was and showed me the plan. Well, just drawing a cake. It's not completely built. I'm here to see the gymnasium. What is this? I am determined to tell him that I am not going to get a greeting card. Please switch to Zhou Ka, and I will experience it first. As a result, I couldn't leave at all. I kept asking back and forth, why didn't I leave? It's very cheap now, and I also stressed that he is a new coach, and he will be particularly responsible if there are fewer students.

? At that time, I realized that I really didn't want to do it, so I kept explaining it to him, but this explanation was taken as weakness. He kept sending messages to his manager saying that he couldn't handle me, and sure enough, his manager came soon, or asked him why he didn't want to work. I really felt it at that time. I can't get out today without this card. Now that I think about it, I should have been vigilant at that time. It's definitely not a good thing that business is so hard. The manager saw that I really didn't want to apply for a card, so he said that we would provide you with a free card transfer, and then if you don't want it, I will transfer it to you. I think it's ok. Even if I don't get a card, I can't go out today. Better slow down. At that time, I also paid more attention to it and asked my little brother to write in the contract that "our store will transfer the card once for free, about 2,500 yuan." The result is still not worked out. To sum up here, verbal promises can be breached. Don't trust them. Black and white have legal effect, remember, little whites like me who have no life experience! This is all the IQ tax paid by my sister.

? After paying the money at that time, I finally left. It's not over yet. I told you, I just left safely, and I will come back. With the written contract, I went back to the community and walked for another half an hour. Alas, the road of society is really bumpy.

? Come here for a few days and ask me to get my card. I think I'll take the contract and return it. After I went, I chatted with the front desk, and she called a coach (the coach mentioned above appeared), which was quite polite. After reading my contract, I felt helpless and helpless, so he also made a move to slow down the war, let me register first, and let me know if anyone contacted me. I thought there was nothing I could do. Maybe there will be a big war. I am a girl who can't bear to be beaten. Let's do this first.

? Time flies, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle. In this way, a few months passed, and by the end of March this year, there was no news and the stone sank to the bottom of the sea. Look, Xiao Bai like me, this is the routine. The contract is written in black and white. If it doesn't work, I'll tow it for you. What can you do with me? Hit me. I can usually feel a trace of Mercedes-Benz women sitting on the hood to defend their rights. But I don't have her courage. After all, I have more than 2,000 yuan, and I can't generate 300,000 motivation. But I deserve to be bullied.

How many people in this world feel the same way as I do today.

So I contacted a coach on WeChat because I was out of breath. Unfortunately, this coach informed me of the opening of the gym this year and sent me a message. That's what I want to ask. It was fine at first, and said to help me go to the front desk. Then there was no news. Is it funny? I find it particularly funny. You can laugh like a pig.

What happened next was even more irritating. He actually replied, "because your coach is gone, we can't find the contract." Well, we can transfer your card for free, but you have to find someone yourself. " . It means that the contract is invalid without people, right? There is such a truth in this world, Lang Lang Gan Kun, and such words can be said. I will give you a screenshot later. If I repeat one wrong word, it will be five days of thunder.

I feel so angry that I call that little brother (who handles the card) and don't record it! No recording! Gouri, am I crazy? He did admit it, and said that he could just go to the front desk with the contract, but I didn't keep a record, which made me very angry. Forget it. What is the use of recording? No one recognizes it, but he still drags you to stare.

On the way, I tried my best to calm my emotions and prepare for the worst. I'm even going to coordinate with the police. I want to take a step back. I'm a little friendless here in Nanjing. Maybe no one found me dead. Communicate with others more, see what you can do, eat some losses and stop losses in time. My damn boyfriend is not in Nanjing, so I have to do this alone. If I don't come to Nanjing again, I will, I will, I can't have a baby alone, anything else will do! )

? After I went, it didn't make a scene, and it didn't make a scene. I just want to see how they will return it. By the way, I didn't get the card, that is, I didn't get it, so I have the contract all the time. If I take the card, the contract will be withdrawn according to the process. You're fine. You're fine. I have the contract. They dare to lie with their eyes open. If I had taken it back then, I could only be in a daze now. )

? Sure enough, how can businesses suffer, if they follow the process (that is, 30% handling fee and 700 thank you money). In other words, if I didn't come once or even get my card, I would have to pay more than 700 IQ taxes. I thought about it, (well, it seems to be much less than the IQ tax I paid last time. Last time it seemed to be more than 800, stop). In fact, what I'm thinking is that I really don't want to come again, which consumes both physical strength and mental energy. I called the police and called 3 15, which would consume a lot of energy. More than 700 yuan, I agreed.

To tell the truth, I really don't know if I'm doing this right or wrong, and I don't want to leave you with the theory that everything should be forgotten, and borrow Trump's "Maybe this is life" the other day (although I don't like him, he always dares to say so).

? Oh, I forgot to mention that I didn't get the money that day, saying that the finance department hadn't gone to work yet. It takes 15 working days, and I think it is also during the epidemic. I won't be trapped again, will I He also asked me to write a certificate agreeing to deduct 30% handling fee. Well, why don't I ask him which contract 30% is from? Sure enough, I'm not out of the pit yet. God, am I going to die in this pit? )

? Conclusion: I am too weak, which not only harms myself, but may also bring trouble to others in the future. Be cautious in making judgments in the future, resolutely implement them when you are finished, and draw a few bottom lines for yourself and resolutely do not step on them. If you are faced with the fact that you may be too hard, then find more people to support the scene. If the gas field is not enough, the number of people will get together. (。 . Quite disappointing).

? To sum up for you: black and white is worth a thousand words; Put away your sympathy and don't spill everything; Don't trust others easily, especially a good-looking stranger. That's not good. Beware of liars, there will be a second time for the first time. Businessmen will not do business at a loss, and don't want to take advantage of it. Unless he is kicked in the head by a donkey and let you take advantage of it, the things you buy will never be sold.