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Why did Xiang Bo tell Li Bang Xiang Yu to attack him before the Hongmen banquet?

Why did Xiang Yu's uncle Xiang Bo save Liu Bang before the Hongmen banquet, because he had a deep affair with Zhang Liang?

Before the Hongmen Banquet, Xiang Bo fell at Hongmen. After learning that Xiang Yu was going to attack Liu Bang, he went to Pei Zhang to tell the relevant situation, and hoped to separate Liu Bang together to prevent accidents. After losing the news, Sean immediately informed Liu Bang.

Liu Bang gave a banquet in honor of Xiang Bo, and started his career. After three rounds of drinking, Pei Gong looked at Xiang Bo warmly and secretly said, "Xiang Bo, you are older than me. If you don't hate it, you and I will become brothers. My brother is very lucky to see you. Rumor has it that my brother has a son who is not married and my brother has a daughter who is not married. How about marrying your in-laws as a child? Little brother, I assume that when Guan Zhong came, he didn't let his brothers fool him, his property was in good condition, his officials were cancelled, and his treasury wealth was sealed. I am doing these tasks, which are all extra tasks. We hope you can tell General Xiang Yu that we will not defect. We are waiting for General Xiang Yu to take over the pass. If there is any omission, please point it out. "

My mother, this acting is simply wonderful and perfect. After Xiang Bo returned home, he told Xiang Yu truthfully. Xiang Yu, a careless man, really believed it. Oh, my God. But some groups don't believe it, Fan Zeng.

Why did Xiang Bo go to Liu Bang to save Sean? This is because when Sean was the secretary-general of the county government in Pei County, we committed a bloody case in Xiang Bo, and then the secretary-general Sean used his influence to save Xiang Bo. Save my life and spring will repay you. Xiang Bo is a real man, I have no doubt. At first, he didn't try to keep a secret, but he just wanted to save his brother Sean. Without trying, I met a professor-level actor, Liu Bang (with high emotional intelligence). Alas, he ran home and cheated the boss. Unexpectedly, the boss also, alas.

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Changed the password again

The mental patient stopped the nurse: only the password is allowed! The guard said: Ignore them. When the electric door opened, the patient quickly took out his notes and said, "Ignore them", complaining in his heart: Changing the password again is too outrageous!