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Captain Cherish Life asked the police officer, "Did the prisoner confess?" The policeman said, "No, the prisoner has a hard mouth." The captain said, "Did you show Princess Pearl to the prisoner?" The police officer said, "Yes, even the meteor garden. The prisoner did not confess. " The captain said, "Did you show the prisoner the articles written by beautiful writers?" The police officer said, "I saw it, too. The prisoner vomited and still refused to confess. " The captain was annoyed: "Then show the prisoner what Xiaozi wrote." The policeman said, "Brother, I showed it to the prisoner, too. The prisoner fainted three times, but they all survived. " The captain was furious: "Then show CCTV's Heroes of the Condor and the legendary swordsman to the prisoners! There is a TV on the left and a TV on the right. " Police officer: "Big Brother, this is, this is a bit harsh." Captain: "No way, tough guys have to fight hard." After a day, the captain asked again, "What happened? Have you confessed? " The police officer said, "The prisoner was incontinent, but he didn't move." The captain growled, "Play China football." Policeman: "Brother, people will die. Do you want to change another one? " Captain: "Either the lawbreaker dies or I die." After a day, the captain asked again; "Well, did you confess?" The policeman said, "The prisoner is biting his tongue."
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