Humorous joke: We don't know the world of eating goods.

Humorous joke: We don't know the world of eating goods.

1. What is the antonym of life? Most people think of death, and the food they eat is different from what you think, and people think it is cooked.

My friend asked me to recommend a popular science writer. Me: One of them is a physics and math writer named Zhang. His name is Rong.

Is it fried with mushrooms?

No, it's cream coconut.

My friend gave me a very expensive cup of coffee. Just made a cup, I took the opportunity to educate my brother: life is like this cup of coffee. You smell good, but what I drink is bitter.

Brother said, Brother, why don't you smell the fragrance and I'll have coffee.

4. I am a foodie. I usually eat whatever I see.

My mother said that she was twins when she was pregnant with me, and then she gave birth to me somehow.

I quarreled with my wife today and ignored me for a day. In the evening, I coaxed him At first, the reason was invalid, but later, the effect of admitting mistakes and apologizing was average. I'm in a hurry: Baby bought you trotters with sauce!

A: Two!

Well, it's better to talk so much than two sauced pig's feet!

6. I bought peanuts to eat with my roommate today. When I saw that one of them was bad, I put it aside. I didn't expect my roommate to just stop eating.

Me: Shit, that's terrible!

Chihuo: I know, I just want to eat it and see if it is really broken, otherwise it will be wasted.

Me: Isn't that good?

Chihuo: Not bad. Can eat.

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