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Seeking a good look through the novels of being a father and a mother
it doesn't matter, life just skips the section of having children, which saves trouble.
As for who the father is, what does it have to do with her?
Take your son to wander the Jianghu, and let you be a monster, or a traitor and a bitch, mother and son Qi Xin, who will kill God and kill Buddha when he meets God!
A vicious, heartless and hidden woman+a talented baby with an invincible animal pet+an overbearing Lord who dotes on his wife and children. This is a humorous and cute pet article, one-on-one without abuse! Introduction Xiaobai, the content is not white!
Xiao Mo: Mother, what should I do if a bad uncle stands in the way?
Yunxi: Do it yourself! Don't bother your mother about this trifle!
Xiao Mo: Mother, this uncle is very handsome, good and rich. Can I make him my father?
Yunxi: Although he's a short-lived ghost, when his feet kick back to the west, all his property will belong to our mother and son!
Xiao Mo: Mother, this man looks like me. Is he my father?
Yunxi: Don't mistake dad! If you are poor, will you support him for life?
Mysterious man: Open your eyes and see clearly. Your deity is full of famous brands, and this sword in my hand is priceless!
In a rookie competition, Yunxi, where unmarried children are spurned, shines brilliantly, and the stars are all over the moon, making it a beacon. People who come to propose marriage almost break the threshold of the General's House.
Yunxi calmly drank tea and watched the live audition. The only judge was his son.
"Xiao Mo, I entrust my mother's lifelong happiness to you."
Xiao Mo is very busy, waving the "Pass" sign in his left hand and holding the "Eliminate" sign in his right hand.
"Those who are not in the list of the top ten beautiful men in the world will be eliminated!"
"Those who can't beat me and my mother are eliminated!"
"Those who are not worth a million taels of gold are eliminated!"
"..."
At the end of the sea election in full swing, a group of mysterious people suddenly broke in.
"What do you do?"
"Hehe, I'm here to sign up for my Lord."
"If I don't attend, I will be eliminated directly!"
"The Lord will be here soon, and I'm afraid you don't believe he has money, so I went back to move to Jinshan."
This is an era of swordsmen who are martial. There are five countries in the whole proud land. According to the ranking of the strength of each country, there are Nanxi, Dongling, Beixiang, Ximu and the proud kingdom in the middle. Every country advocates the use of force, and it is arrogant and arrogant.
Yunxi, who was the master of the ancient martial arts family in his previous life, was pregnant with peerless martial arts, and inadvertently crossed over to the young lady of the Yunjia family who was unmarried and pregnant. Fan Li is the protective color of Yunxi. Once someone touches her bottom line and hurts the person she cares about, she will do whatever it takes, be cruel and vicious, and never die! Bad tongue, heartless, just want to take my son to eat and drink, and live happily for a lifetime.
Yun Xiaomo, the son of the hostess, is a five-year-old genius baby. His innocent and lovely appearance is his protective color. He is very close to those who are good to him, and those who are not good to him will be miserable by him. Mother all words, he regarded as an imperial edict, carry out, until the belly black father appeared ...
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