A joke about a conversation between a customer and a shopkeeper.

1, "I heard that your hotel opened yesterday. How many tables have you got? "

"A table."

"Can you earn one hundred dollars for a table?"

"earn? I lost more than 300! "

"How can you lose it?"

"You don't know, I gave a banquet in Chu Zhuangwang and invited five tyrants!"

2. A customer went to a big restaurant for dinner and bought a plate of fried bamboo shoots with golden rooster, but there was not even a small piece of chicken skin in the plate.

The customer came up to the manager with a plate in his hand and said, "Manager, give me a magnifying glass."

The manager is puzzled: "Why?"

The customer replied, "My golden rooster is missing in the bamboo forest."

3. Customer: "Haven't your tableware been disinfected?"

Shop assistant: "I've never loaded drugs, so what's the poison!" "

4. Customer: "Why is your steamed stuffed bun so small?"

Shopkeeper: "It was quite big when it first came out of the pot. You don't want to buy it."

Customer: "Why is it smaller now?"

Shopkeeper: "Don't you know how to expand with heat and contract with cold? This winter, can you stop getting smaller! "