Humorous and flattering comments

Humorous praise comments, in real life, praise people also need to have a level, so as to make others happy physically and mentally. In fact, there are a lot of compliments. Let's share some humorous compliments with you.

Humorous praise comments 1 1. If you don't want me, I will go to your house as a virgin in the middle of the night.

2. What makes us cry now will be said with a smile later!

You don't have to study hard, but you must not review well.

4, the disease comes from the mouth, and the disaster comes from the mouth. It is safest to shut up!

It is better to make friends with a group of herdsman than with a group of sweet-mouthed thieves.

6. Silence is not that I am weak, but that I think you are not qualified.

7. I am silent because you have no capital to let me speak.

8. There is no love that doesn't break up, only Li Bai who doesn't hurt his hand.

9. I think he is a miracle man. I can't live without him.

10, no matter how hard and tired you are, you have to finish the chosen road.

1 1, I wish you a bright future, and I hope I will never miss you again.

12, you have your poems and distance, and I have my laziness and arrogance.

13, emotion, something that anesthetizes yourself and hurts others.

14, I don't want to know that you are sick. Don't be so obvious.

15, I can plummet, but I just want to make a splash.

16, I hold a fork in my left hand and a knife in my right hand, and enjoy life slowly.

17, it has nothing to do with Qingyun Road, and it has nothing to do with poetry books. Without you, there would be no rivers and lakes.

18, from blue school uniforms to white wedding dresses, how many people do you have to meet?

19, love is not to possess a person, but to conquer a heart.

20. As long as I am indifferent, there is nothing the Monkey King can do about me.

2 1, people's ability to make fakes made me give up the idea of making fakes.

22. Missing, without temperature, can make people depend on each other.

23. It doesn't matter if you listen too much. In the end, you were drunk alone.

24. If you bully me, I will curse you for buying instant noodles without a fork.

25. Your fans are flies, because flies like poop.

26. I didn't miss it, only when it was wrong.

27. You are so embarrassed to lie, how dare I not believe it!

You don't need to start being great, you must start being great.

29. Secret love is a successful pantomime, and when it is spoken, it becomes a tragedy.

Please put on goggles to see me, lest you suddenly fall in love.

3 1. The happiness you gave me before is now accompanied by my sadness.

32. Picking up girls is like fishing. You should cast a net in an all-round way and focus on training.

33. Don't talk to my sister about feelings. You are not the person my sister wants to talk about.

34. It's boring. I fall in love easily!

35. If you don't mean it, don't come into my life at will.

If you want to know me, you must study the weather first.

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

38. Never mention it, not because I forget it, but because I remember it.

39. I'm not a genius because I haven't worn Finch's diaper.

Humorous and flattering comments 2 1. Although she wears beautiful clothes, she speaks well and behaves gracefully.

He talks like a gentleman and everyone present likes him very much.

He made some wisecracks at the party.

4, a pair of phoenix eyes flashing thunder, the gentleman wants to do what I want.

5, your eyes are very deep, and at first glance you are a thoughtful person.

6, gushing, rushing down like a waterfall.

7. Few men don't smoke or drink.

8. Politeness and good manners are signs of elegance.

9, ten steps to kill one person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.

10, everyone is talking about pride, so handsome that they can't sleep.

1 1, Yushu is better than Pan An, and a pear is better than Haitang.

12, awesome, cool, absolutely incomparable.

13 My Fair Lady praises me, and my lovesickness lingers till dawn.

14, Lala Lala, everyone loves it, birds see birds stay, which is popular among thousands of girls, stimulates the handsome boy market, saves countless teenagers who have slipped, and a pear flower overwhelms Haitang ...

15. Although the little girl is only five years old, she can recite dozens of Tang and Song poems, which is amazing.

16, you're so humorous, it's just different when you say it from your mouth.

17, self-cultivation is a ray of warm sunshine, shining with sunshine-like beauty.

18, the most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: Landslides fall, water flows backwards, ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom are integrated, heroes and chivalrous incarnate, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, cars see a flat tire ~

19, the handsome guy is in a daze and sleepy.

20. Things don't work out for you, and things don't work out for you. Take the power of your big brother.

2 1, his polite appearance won her favor.

22. A gentleman is a respect for others.

As you can see from your conversation, all the people I met today were educated people.

24. I can really learn from dealing with you. You are too clever.

25. Are you very lonely sometimes? You are the only outstanding person in the world!

26. If you look around the world, no one will be fascinated.

27. Don't be as optimistic as a fart, thinking that you can shake the earth.

28. Your eyes are so bright, and you are so slim and elegant.

29. If I listen to you, I might as well study for ten years. I benefited a lot from talking to you today.

30. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

3 1, Xiaomei is generous in behavior and elegant in speech, giving people a feeling of purity.

32. You are really something. Knowing astronomy above and geography below is omnipotent.

33. His quick thinking and sharp words left the other party speechless.

34. I want to praise you today.

35. You have temperament.

He is eloquent and humorous, and what he says always makes everyone happy.

37. I can't compare with one in ten. You will say, I want to learn from you how to communicate with people, so as to please girls, otherwise I will be single for life.

38, the skin is like a fairy, and the cherry has a small mouth and eyebrows.

39, beautiful girl, slim devil.

Humorous praise comments 3 humorous praise words of others.

1, a long adventure .....

You need to go back to the furnace to rebuild.

3. You look fresh!

4, you are really t m postmodern.

You look like the scene of a car accident.

6. You have violated traffic regulations for a long time.

7. People give up for the first time.

8. Your T.M.D looks too easy to recognize.

9. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

10, immigrate to Mars and leave you.

1 1, spitting is more deadly than SARS.

12, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

13, why cover your face with your ass?

14, your appearance doesn't allow you to play the proportion difference.

15, you love Guo very much, and you are very dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

16. As long as you look up at the ozone layer, there will be holes.

17, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

18, it looks really creative, and life is really brave!

19, kindergarten high school student, congenital Mongolian frog head.

20. You slow down the internet for a long time and consume memory for a long time.

2 1, hippopotamus was suppressed by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

22, look at your appearance, your father doesn't look like that kind of person!

23, Everest snowman abandoned baby, the murderer of septic tank blockage

24. Are you an animal without clothes or a beast with clothes?

25. An idiot can be your teacher, and a mentally retarded person can teach you to speak.

26, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

27. Africans are descendants of black pigs and chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance.

28, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I turned back to be a rogue!

29. Super individuals living with cockroaches, semi-plants with decaying vitality.

30. Disasters that damage the reputation of Asian compatriots, descendants whose ancestors were humiliated.

3 1, huge shameless megaphone, shame of Eskimos,

32. After being with you for so long, I finally found that you look like a person.

33. Do you want to praise an interesting person? Look at these, I wonder if you dare to use them!

34. If someone wants to fly into Gemini, they will have the same strength as long as they skydive.

35. You don't know until you do something good. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly.

36. You are a good man, your whole family is a good man, and your ancestors have been good people for eighteen generations!

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

38. I have seen ugliness, but I have never seen such ugliness. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

39. All the places of interest you have visited have become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.

40. If you fight, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily. Even if the Grenade sees you, it will explode by itself.