Are there any meaningful jokes?

1. When you were walking on the road, a bitch jumped on you, bit a piece of meat from your foot and swallowed it quickly. When you stretched out your foot and was about to kick it, the dog said with tears: You fight, anyway, I already have your flesh and blood in my stomach! I sent this message to you for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. 3. Men are always smiling, and their eyes are discharging, either because they are ill or cheating! Women with breast enhancement and thin waist are slutty and coquettish, either taking out your pocket or letting you have a black knife! These days, freak and banshee, be careful! 4. The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked, "Grandpa, do you want side light, backlight or full light? "My uncle said shyly," I don't care. Can you leave a pair of underpants for your aunt? "(classic joke) 5. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a man says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; If a man is rich, he is predestined friends with everyone. If a man can rely on it, pigs can climb trees. 6. Magpie comes, and mom says it's a bird or a guest; Swallows come, and mother says this is a good bird or a guest; When the crow comes, the child asks, Are you a guest? The crow cries: Yes, I am a hacker! 7. The ant is lying lazily in the soil, stretching out a leg, and a friend asks you why? Ant: Later the elephant comes and stumbles him. 8. A friend asked the bat how he married a mouse. The bat had tears in his eyes, which was meaningful: alas! That day, he ate brother Wei, and with strong firepower, he jumped on the ceiling and let him get his hand. 9. The child stole the parrot from the brothel home. As soon as he entered the door, the parrot called: Move! Seeing his mother, he shouted: The boss has changed, too! Seeing his sister, he shouted, Miss has changed! Seeing his father, he shouted, I'm still an old customer! 1. Legend has it that tonight, the ghost lingers, the dead light reappears, and ghosts turn around! May the ghost hear my call and come to your head in the middle of the night, with pale face, green eyes and dry hands touching your face and saying good night to you for me! 11. Two old couples had a whim at dinner one day: naked meals! Find the old feeling! After undressing, the old woman said, I still have a reaction! Ru room is still as hot as when I was young! The old man glanced sideways and said, it's drooping in the soup! 12. The long road of life, who is good! Families have to take care of, and lovers have to get along! There is a cook at home, a kind-hearted person outside, a nice table, and a missing person in the distance! Keep two, keep one, develop three, four, five, six, seven! (Classic joke) 13. A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but they were shaken down. Only one ant clung to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, small sample, it's fucking backwards! 14. The mouse was particularly depressed because he didn't have a girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at his lack of vision. Mouse: What do you know? She is a stewardess at least. 15. Wife's Quotation: You are allowed to get drunk and hook up with your sister, but you must return to the team at night. If you dare to break my heart and hurt my lungs, I will definitely cripple your third leg and let your birds sleep forever. 16. Two jiaozi married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatballs said shyly: hate, you don't know people when they take off their clothes! 17. A puppy climbed onto your dining table and crawled towards a roast chicken. You were furious, saying, If you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I will dare to do anything to you. As a result, the puppy licked the chicken's ass and you fainted. The puppy said, Let's see who is cruel. 18. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I feel itchy if I don't step on mice for a day; C: I don't go to the street for a few times a day. D: It's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat. 19. A beautiful woman found lipstick too heavy, wiped it with a wet paper towel and threw it on the road. An old man picked it up, looked at it for a long time and suddenly woke up. He caught up and said, Girl, this ultra-thin one is easy to fall off! 2. A woman is so ugly that she can't get married and wants to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnapper sent him back, and she insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his foot: Go, the car is gone (classic joke) 21. On the plane, a parrot said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig imitated the parrot and said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water". The stewardess was furious and threw the parrot and the pig off the plane. At this time, the parrot said to the pig, "You are stupid, I can fly." 22. An old farmer was hoeing in the field. A crow flew by and took a shit and fell on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed: "CAO, your mother! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! " The crow said, "CAO! You shit and wear underpants! " 23. A conversation on a crowded bus one day was as follows: A pregnant woman standing said to a man sitting next to him, "Don't you know I'm pregnant? "(I want him to give up his seat ...) I saw the man nervously saying," The child is not mine! 24. It's just a gust of wind, but it's so eternal, just a dream, but it's so real. You bow your head and say nothing, but I can't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: Next time you fart, let me know! 25. Xiaoming told his mother that when a guest came to play at home today, my brother put a thumbtack on the guest's chair and I saw it. Mom said, "Then how did you do it?" Xiao Ming said, "I stood by, and when the guest was about to sit down, I took the chair away from behind him." 26. Yesterday, I dreamed that God said that I could satisfy one of my wishes. I took out a globe and said that I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change it. I took out your photo and said that I wanted this person to be beautiful. He pondered and said that I would take a look at the globe again. 27.3 years ago, dad held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child and dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Stop crying, big brother, and give a banana to the monkey!"! Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. " 28. A pair of lovers were caught by a savage in the mountain and said, You will let you go if you eat each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, You don't love me, otherwise you won't pull so much!