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A funny compliment?

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2*** Now I finally understand what I lack, which is your persistent pursuit of truth and the sense of weight generated by your arduous practice of ideals

3*** When I faced your words, I was so shocked that I could hardly move. Your words of enlightenment made me unable to help but think about your words again and again and think about them again and again. , the feeling of admiration has been aroused for several minutes. I always wonder whether there is some magic hidden under its elegant appearance, which can make people not know the taste of meat for three months, and make people feel the lingering sound through the beams for three days.< /p>

4*** Don’t be kidding me. Judging from your appearance, you must be under forty years old.

5*** Your tone of voice is unique and your words are full of infectious energy.

6*** This suit looks so handsome on you!

7*** You are always so clean and tidy, and you look like a person who loves life and loves life. A cultured person.

8*** I really admire your mind. You can solve many things that others cannot do as soon as you arrive.

9*** I am truly lucky

10*** After listening to your words, I felt an indescribable feeling of sadness.

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1*** Ah... Such touching and exciting words. If I can never hear them again in the future, what should I do? Then What should I do until I remember your words without hesitation

2*** The excitement in my heart gradually calmed down

3*** But I immediately I thought, if others can't hear such sobering words, wouldn't it be a waste of your efforts? After painful ideological struggle, I finally made up my mind that I will say your words to everyone, and keep saying it! Say it to everyone. We all understand until now

4*** Your noble affection is so touching

5*** In today’s materialistic and money-driven society, you can still see A kind-hearted person like you is undoubtedly the greatest luck in my life

6*** It makes me deeply feel the greatness of human nature

7*** Your words, Just like the lightning that pierces the night sky in the darkness, and like the sunshine that tears through the dark clouds, it makes me drink nectar in an instant and makes me understand that eternal truth really exists in this world

8*** Only someone with a broad mind and a complete knowledge system like you can be the only introduction to this truth

9*** After listening to your words, I fell into serious thinking. I think that not spreading your words would be a betrayal of the truth and a huge compromise with the fallacy

10*** I am determined to spread the word without hesitation! Your words are really like "big words" "The sound of sound sweeps away the gloom", just like "pushing away the clouds and mist to see the blue sky", allowing us ignorant and numb people to see hope and the future! Bolt from the blue and enlightenment may not be enough to describe your words; Wushan's clouds are like the Yangtze River It is even more difficult for running water to compare with your literary talent! Huang Zhongdalu, you are so enlightening! You illuminate the world and see thousands of miles; the rain and dew bring benefits to all directions! Through your profound words, I seem to see you watching the eagle and watching the wolf, and the dragon walking. The majestic and heroic posture of the tiger strides; I seem to see your wisdom and demeanor with your hand as big as a rafter, writing articles all over the world; I seem to see your heroic spirit of looking around with your sword, countless mountains and rivers! After listening to your words sentence by sentence, my heart has been broken for a long time. I can't calm down, I'm shocked! Why are there such good words! I have been living in the world for many years, and I thought that no words could touch me anymore. I didn't expect to hear such exquisite and wonderful words today

11*** You are so energetic every day!

12*** You are so humorous, and the words you speak are different.

13*** Listening to your words is worth ten years of reading. I have benefited a lot from talking with you today.

14*** You are really a general in handling this issue.

15*** You are really a person with a successful family and career, which is very enviable.

16*** It is rare for your subordinates to respect you so much.

17*** What you said is really good

18*** The only thing I can do is to keep it in my heart

19*** I have been living in society for so many years, and I have met countless people. Even if I have never seen a pig walking, I always know what pork tastes like

20*** Before I listened to you , I am already disheartened and have no hope for the world. The legend has been disillusioned and the myth has ended. What’s the point of staying in the world?

21*** I didn’t expect, I didn’t expect, today It was your words that made my heart boil again, and the blood in my chest burned again

22*** Although your words are simple, they are concise and concise, and they express my pain in one sentence. The root of several major questions that I have been thinking about for many years but cannot get the answer

23*** You are like a beacon in the world, you are like the direction of the world, you are like the pillars of the world

< p>24*** With you here, the world will be better tomorrow!

25*** Before meeting you, I was doubtful about whether there are real saints in the world; but now , I finally believe it! I once fell in love with the songs of the Han Dynasty, I was once surprised by Li Du's poetic talent, and I once lingered on the lyrics and music of the Song and Yuan Dynasties; but now, I know how shallow I am!

26*** What you said is so good

27*** The language is fluent and the rhetoric is appropriate. It is deeply rooted in the legacy of the Wei and Jin dynasties, and it also carries forward the style of the Tang Dynasty and the Song Dynasty to the core. I can listen to your words in my lifetime

28*** It is you, the poster, who made me deeply understand the saying "There are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the world"

29** * Thank you! After listening to your words, I did not respond immediately because I was afraid that my vulgar response would taint the rare witty words in this world

30*** But I still responded, Because I feel that if I cannot leave my own voice behind such a wonderful appeal, then I will never die in peace! How proud I am to be able to leave my own voice behind such wonderful words! Please forgive me. Selfish! I know that no matter how gorgeous the words are to describe the brilliance of your words, they are not enough and are hypocritical, so I just want to say one thing: your words are so moving! I am willing to listen to this for the rest of my life! The story is novel in concept, original in subject matter, clear in paragraphs, strange in plot, ups and downs, clear in main line, fascinating, and showing extraordinary literary skills in plainness. It can be said that every word is pearl, every sentence is classic, and it is a model that our generation should learn from

31*** From the perspective of language arts, your words are not very successful, but its experimental significance is far greater than the success itself

32*** As the saying goes: "One Horse galloping, shooting eagles and drawing bows, heaven and earth are in my heart!" You are truly worthy of being the founder of a new generation of Wuli World! I was already disappointed with this world, and felt that there was no future in this world, and my heart was full of sorrow

33*** But after listening to your words, I have hope in the world again

34*** It was you who rekindled the fire of hope in my heart. You made my heart come back to life. It was you who saved my heart from cold to cold! Originally, I decided not to respond to any words in the world, but after listening to your words, I told myself that I must reply! This is a hundred years. What a rare good word! The sky has eyes, allowing me to hear such wonderful words in my lifetime! After listening to your words, my heart can't calm down for a long time, it's so shocking! Why are there such good words< /p>

35*** I want to say loudly to the sky: After listening to your words, my journey in this world is not in vain... - suffered... ***Echo***...

36*** I can really learn something from dealing with you, you are so wise.

37*** Your mind is so active that I simply can’t keep up.

38*** You have deep eyes and you are a thoughtful person.

39*** It can be seen from your words that the people I met today are all well-educated people.

40*** You have such a strong personality and charm. It is extraordinary that you can make everyone happy about such a big matter with just one sentence.

41*** I really admire you for doing such a big undertaking and still living so frugally.

42*** I am very happy to work with someone as decisive, intelligent and experienced as you.

43*** Nowadays, the competition is fierce. You can run the company so well and you are definitely not an ordinary person.

44*** Among your peers, your abilities are truly outstanding.