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Episode 179

The stewardess lost her temper;

Pipilu’s face was covered with lipstick;

Five policemen faced Hundreds of crazy women were helpless;

The general manager cared about his daughter-in-law

Pipilu was surrounded by all the women on the plane, and two ladies even started to kiss Pipilu.

The captain hurriedly reported to the tower:

"Flight 1131 reported to the tower that the aircraft could not take off on time."

Tower:

"What malfunction occurred?"

Captain:

"All the female passengers on the plane, including the stewardess, were pestering a male passenger, and the cabin was in chaos."< /p>

Tower:

"What did you say? Have you been drinking?"

Captain:

"Come down and take a look, really What a ghost!"

The duty director at the control tower called the airport security department, and five police officers rushed to Pipilu's plane.

The police were frightened by the sight before them, and all the women on the plane were fighting for Pipilu. Although Pipilu is a man, he was attacked by women because he was alone and outnumbered. His face was covered with traces of lipstick.

The male passengers stood aside. All surprise and jealousy.

“Get out of the way, get out of the way!” The police officers struggled to squeeze towards Pipiru.

When Pipilu saw the police coming, he felt like he saw a savior and shouted: "Help me!"

"They don't know you?" A policeman found Pipilu Not being a movie star or a singer, he was very puzzled and asked Pipilu.

“I’ve never seen them molest me as soon as they get on the plane.” Pipiru shouted.

"Stop it, everyone." The policeman shouted at the ladies and ladies.

The women were stunned for a moment, but immediately rushed to attack Pipiru.

Five police officers surrounded Pipilu.

A stewardess rushed up and confessed her love to Pipilu desperately:

"You are my Prince Charming, I love you! I can't live without you, and I will never stop." You jumped from an altitude of 10,000 meters!”

“You are a crew member, you have to respect yourself!” the policeman scolded the beautiful stewardess.

"I can't live without you..." The stewardess went her own way and still loved her to death. He ignored the police's threats at all.

Shuke, who was hiding in Pipilu's pocket, was almost squeezed to death by the ladies. He tried his best to avoid all parts of the ladies' bodies. Even the parts that should be avoided the most, he must bear the pain and resolutely avoid them.

Beta in the five-pointed flying saucer began to think that this scene was very funny, and gradually, Beta felt that something was not good. He realizes that being madly in love with many women at different times and in different spaces is a pleasure, but being madly in love with many women at the same time and in the same space is an absolute disaster.

"What happened?" Beta said to himself and turned on the remote sensing instrument in the pentagonal flying saucer.

The truth is revealed.

It turns out that the anti-mosquito vibrating box on Pipilu was causing trouble. The anti-mosquito vibration box drives away pregnant female mosquitoes by imitating the vibration frequency of male mosquito wings. I don’t know what are the differences between male mosquitoes and male members of human beings. Anyway, this anti-mosquito vibration box will repel pregnant female mosquitoes around Pipilu. Women are attracted.

It seems that all life on earth has sexual nature, male is male and female is female. Beta thought.

We must find a way to notify Pipilu to turn off the switch on the anti-mosquito vibration box.

But now Pipilu did not plug the communicator into his ear.

Beta was so anxious that he couldn't get out because the box containing the pentagonal flying saucer was tightly closed.

Five police officers cannot deal with hundreds of crazy women.

A male passenger stood on the seat:

"I propose to let this popular and beloved man get off the plane. Any lady who is willing to get off the plane can go with him. No." Delay our time!”

“Yes, let him go down!”

“I agree!”

"Get off!!"

"He can do whatever he wants after he gets off the plane.

"

The male passengers whose self-esteem had been stabbed long ago erupted like a volcano. They used the most damaging words to stimulate Pipilu:

"That man must be a gangster! "

"Now these women are really depraved. They will never love men if they are not bad. ”

“No one wants an honest and honest gentleman!” ”

“Look at the wives who were released from prison, and the wives they found were more beautiful than the others! "

"..."

"..."

The police chief discussed with the captain and felt that taking Pipilu off the plane was the best idea.

“I have no choice but to ask you to get off the plane. "The captain shrugged and said to Pipilu.

"This has nothing to do with me! I won’t leave the phone! Pipiru protested.

“If you don’t leave, they will not be at peace. "The police pointed at the restless ladies.

"What are you doing? When did I offend you? "Pipiru suddenly yelled at the ladies.

"We-we-love-you-" the women said in unison.

"I have never seen you! Pipilu yelled.

“Love at first sight” the women responded neatly like soldiers being inspected by their superiors.

“I hate you! "Pipilu was furious.

"We-like-you-" The women would never back down.

The plane has been delayed for half an hour.

The phone on the airline general manager’s desk rang.

“What did you say? "The general manager suspected that he had heard wrongly.

The other party repeated it again.

"Is there such a thing? "The general manager was very impressed by Flight 1131. His son's girlfriend was the stewardess on this flight.

"All the ladies, including the stewardess, are pestering a male passenger? "The general manager frowned, "Is xx stewardess included? "

The general manager asked her daughter-in-law by name.

"She was the most vicious, clinging to the man's waist. Also..."

"What else? "

"Also..."

"Say it quickly! "

"You still kissed that gangster in public? "

"What, that person is a gangster? "

"I think so. "

"What hooliganism did he do? ”

“To attract so many women, what is he other than a gangster? "

The general manager agreed with his subordinates' view.

"Catch him. "The general manager instructed.

"I'm afraid we don't have the power. "The subordinates reminded their superiors not to commit the crime of illegal detention.

"Let the police catch you. "

"The police said they could only take him off the plane, and also said that it was actually the women who committed the crime. "

"What law did they break? ”

“Sexual harassment. ”

“Women sexually harass men? "The general manager hoped in his heart that he would be the target of such criminals.

The cabin was still in chaos.

Pipilu was surrounded by five police officers and walked towards the exit of the cabin.

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