I am in a bad mood today. Who can tell me a joke to make me laugh and give him my score?

1, you think my face is clean and my pocket is cleaner than my face!

It's very kind of you to come and solve my heart disease. Recently, there was a sum of stolen money with nowhere to sell. I'll lend it to you. You can pay me back in installments. We'll be fine if we find the police. It will be out in a year or two at most.

3, the wife (husband) is narrow-minded, insists on writing an IOU, and also wants a copy of your ID card, letter of introduction, marriage certificate, real estate license, telephone number, QQ, MSN, blog ... saying that it is convenient to contact in the future, and don't even think about it until the materials are half prepared.

You came at the right time. Please help me to see if there is anything wrong with this divorce agreement. Why did you leave? I can't even afford a bowl of porridge!

5. If the other person is a poet, send him a song: "Heaven and earth are houses, the moon is a candle, covered with belly, lying on the back."

6. Don't be afraid to tell you a secret. He didn't go to high school for four years after I lent him money in middle school. There is a classmate in college. After I lent him money, I haven't got a wife yet. After I lent money to a friend last month, he disappeared. I'm not afraid to borrow money. ...

7. Do you want to borrow money? If you want to borrow money, just say so. How do I know if you don't tell me? Although you pretend to be poor and miserable, you still have to say it. You don't really want to borrow money, do you? ... until he said, I'm just kidding you . .