Funny birthday greetings "Classic version"

1. The professor conducted a test on a 19-year-old boy with precocious intelligence. The professor asked: When is your birthday? Child: Month. Professor: Which year? Child: Every year.

2. There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don’t say it on your birthday, I will never get the chance: You are so annoying and lovable, I will never tire of it!

3. On this special day, what a small greeting card brings to you is an indelible memory and a friendship that will never be forgotten: let time and space be filled with joy, and time and space be filled with joy. Happy birthday!

4. Fold time into a sea of ??flowers, one blooms for you, scatters happiness into the sea of ??people, and one comes back for you, sending blessings into the sea of ????hearts. There is a saying I wish you a happy birthday, my dear, have a happy birthday.

5. My blessing is like vitamin C, accompanying you every day, increasing or decreasing your immunity; my blessing is like Dove chocolate, accompanying you every day, giving you countless sweets . Happy birthday to you.

6. Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch over you all night long; let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your beating heart; let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings. I wish you a happy birthday and may you be as blessed as the East Sea!

7. On behalf of the Party and the people, I would like to warmly congratulate you on your birthday! I hope that under the guidance of the important thinking of the Three Represents, you will conscientiously implement the great spirit and keep pace with the times. Come on, keep up the good work, and welcome the next birthday as soon as possible!

8. When my brother came, I didn’t give him all the greetings, so I stood next to him and tied a thread to the tail of the ox. Decision, only when there is fire can the gold shine.

9. On lonely days, I will see you in the moon palace, I am very excited! I call your name, you are so stubborn, why did you come to the moon palace again?

10. Stir up the chaos of life, decorate the bumps and tumbles of life, paint happiness with warm colors, give you a good reason to be happy, and send you a love cake made by me, wishing you a happy birthday.

11. Today is your birthday. To express my congratulations, all women’s toilets and bathrooms are open to you for free. Come and visit! Pig, you grow up quickly! Pig, you come out of the market soon! Pig, it’s your birthday! Happy!

12. I wish you have wrinkles for another year and are one step closer to having a full face! May the sun bring you light and happiness every day.

13. Hello! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to send you thousands of instructions and greetings, which are the most valuable shabby!

14. *Happy Birthday* I wish you to look up today and see Cupid, meet a beautiful woman when you go out, lower your head to pick up bundles of hundred dollar bills, and step on smelly dog ??poop when you come home! Haha!

15. On this special day I have nothing else to say these days, I just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessings and feel my love, my eternal love!

16. Long time no see, but I predicted it earlier. The set time tells me that it is your birthday today, and I would like to say to you: Happy birthday!! Youth and beauty!!

17. Flowers are similar every year, but people wake up differently every year. The sudden awakening is not a dream, the wrinkles between the eyebrows are heavy again. On this day of your birthday, I just hope that you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday!

18. Today is your birthday, I pray that the wind will cross a thousand ditches. Wan He, with her watery tenderness, help me brush away the tired look on your face, cleanse the dust in your heart, and shake off the burdens on your body, so that you can walk calmly and freely!

19. There are no colorful flowers, no romantic poems, no expensive gifts, no exciting surprises, only gentle blessings, I wish you a happy birthday!

20. You are on the runway of life in one breath. I ran N circles. Today, it’s the starting point again. Are you tired? Take a rest. Tomorrow you will start a new cycle. And I, China Blessings, will stand beside the runway and cheer for you as always.

21. You are the lotus in my heart, elegant and pure; you are my eternal concern, and I miss you day and night; although I cannot light the birthday candles with you, I can send you my sincere blessings. Happy birthday to you!

22. Two green leaves are full of friendship rooted in the same root; a congratulatory message condenses my blessings for you. May happiness embrace you, and happy birthday on this special day that belongs to you!

23. Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch over you all night long; let the breeze turn into my smile and smooth your smile. Your moving heart; let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings, wish the birthday boy a happy birthday, may you be as blessed as the East Sea!

24. Three Obediences and Four Virtues: Follow your wife when she goes out, obey your wife’s orders, your wife is wrong You must blindly obey; your wife must wait for makeup, remember her birthday, your wife must be willing to spend money, and your wife must endure beatings and scoldings.

25. Special love, for the special you. May my blessings wrap around you like sunshine. I sincerely wish health and happiness will always be with you. Happy birthday!?

26. There are no colorful flowers, no romantic poems, no expensive gifts, no exciting surprises, only gentle blessings, I wish you a happy birthday!

27. The vast starry sky is twinkling with stars. Fluorescence; every ray of light carries beautiful dreams. I wish every wish you make today can be quickly realized one by one. Happy birthday!

28. I can’t say enough blessings, so send them by text message! I can’t hide my happy mood, so I’m here to talk to you! A string of beautiful blessings, a deep feeling My care, on this special day, I say to you: Happy birthday!

29. Quiet is a song, life is a melody, life is inspiration, quiet is a poem, happy It is beauty, health is touching, quietness is a blessing, birthday is happiness, and happiness is forever.

30. Life and life always collide, but time divides the boundaries, so there is always an age for you to buy tickets and watch movies. Joy and happiness always reflect each other, but time remembers and misses you, so I My blessings come first, happy birthday.

31. Blessing others is a kind of warmth, and being blessed by others is a kind of happiness. A bosom friend is a close tacit understanding, a confidant is a sincere affection, and a friend is a lifelong concern. In order to express my concern, I spend a dime to wish you a happy birthday!

32. Just saying: Happy birthday cannot reflect my level. After thinking about it all night, I finally came up with a unique idea, The special birthday greetings that are incomparable and must belong to you, that is: Happy birthday to so-and-so.

33. Today is your birthday. I want to go across the mountains and ridges to see you, but I don’t have enough strength. I want to take a car and a boat to find you, but I don’t have enough money, so I have to stand on the floor. I shout to you on the other side of the mountain: Happy birthday!

34. You are my supreme sunshine. Today is your birthday, but I don’t know where you are. Have you lost weight? Just I can silently wait for you and pray for you in my heart: May my sincere blessings bring you a successful year. I wish you a happy birthday! Happy every day!

35. Are you happy? You will definitely be Said: Of course I am happy on my birthday. I said: No. Don't worry, because you are missing my blessing. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness every day. Okay, you can be beautiful this time!

36. Another wonderful beginning. May my sincere blessings bring you a successful year. Happy birthday to you! As your birthday approaches, , I wish you a prosperous career, a body as strong as a tiger, countless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you

37. Ye'er can also understand Feng'er's sneak attack; Snowflakes can still accept the sunshine; even mice don’t hate cats that much; are you still angry with me when you read this text message? Baby, smile, I love you! Happy birthday!

38. Cupid said: One arrow represents love at first sight, two arrows represent mutual consent, and three arrows represent three lifetimes of good fortune.

Baby, I’m going to shoot you with all my heart, but I don’t believe you can’t become a hedgehog! Haha, happy birthday, my friend!

39. I’ll give you leather shoes that you can wear in all seasons, and I’ll give you a leather jacket that will never change; Come hum with your microphone and show off your talents in public; wiggle your butt and wag your tail, and hurriedly flip through text messages with your front paws; take a breath when you see this, otherwise you will burst into laughter. Happy birthday, pig!

40. I wrote your name in the sky to wish you a happy birthday, but it was taken away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach to wish you a happy birthday, but it was carried away by the waves. Taken away; I wrote your name on the street to wish you a happy birthday, but I was taken away by the police. Please come to the police station quickly and bring your birthday red envelope to release me.

41. With a smile that blooms like a flower, I wish you to be eighteen forever, be beautiful and powerful, have a good career and good health. If you ask me why my words are so sweet, because today is your birthday, I want to give you my heart.

42. A leader had a birthday treat, and everyone gave money and gifts, so a strange friend gave him a couplet. First line: Beer, fire wine, cocktails, waiting for you for a long time! Second line: Rooster, hen, silkie, it’s the right time! Horizontal comment: Supervision and supervision!

43. May you always have a slim figure and good lines, and be forever young. Beauty never ages, the age of forty, the heart of thirty, the image of twenty, the mentality of eighteen, stay youthful forever. Happy birthday to you!

44. On your birthday, please let me say to you: Pig! Happy birthday to you and a package that will make your dreams come true! Have a good mood every day!

45. On a quiet night, with dim candlelight, listening to soft music, and sipping rich wine, let me accompany you through an unforgettable birthday.

46. In my thoughts, I think of your birthday. I would like to use just a few words to express my feelings for you. I sincerely wish you eternal youth, and wish to quietly bring you peace and joy, happy birthday!

47. Use safe bricks and stones to build a happy high-rise building so that you can live and work in peace and contentment. Use healthy materials to make a warm big bed to let you have sweet dreams. Use sincere words to turn into blessings to make your birthday happy!

48. Use my sincere heart and a period of sincere time to turn your face decorated with pearls into a butterfly dress. Your time turns into roses to decorate your spring. Happy birthday, dear friend.

49. Today is your birthday. Last night I looked up at the night sky and prayed to the stars. Please bring luck to you like rain, please bring happiness to you like gentle wind, and please sing happiness like the sound of nature. To you, please send my birthday wishes to you.

50. Today is the birthday of Angel. The spring breeze will bring her rolling wealth, the sunshine will bring her a happy life, and the white clouds will bring her a successful career. I will bring her my text message now. Sincerely: Happy birthday!