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Urgent for humorous English questions, ask our foreign teachers tomorrow …

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

The teacher was giving a lecture and Peter dozed off.

Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

teacher: Peter! Tell me, what is the biggest in the world?

Peter: well, well ... eyes ...

Peter: hmm ... eyelid ...

teacher: what? Eyelids?

teacher: what? Eyelids?

Peter: yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyes cover everything of the world.

Peter: Yes, sir. Because when I close my eyes, my eyelids cover everything in the world.