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Urgent for humorous English questions, ask our foreign teachers tomorrow …
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
The teacher was giving a lecture and Peter dozed off.
Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
teacher: Peter! Tell me, what is the biggest in the world?
Peter: well, well ... eyes ...
Peter: hmm ... eyelid ...
teacher: what? Eyelids?
teacher: what? Eyelids?
Peter: yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyes cover everything of the world.
Peter: Yes, sir. Because when I close my eyes, my eyelids cover everything in the world.
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