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I got up the courage to knock on her door: "hello, sister, I've been watching you next door for a long time." Your voice, your smell and your every move fascinate me. Shall we make friends? " "Fuck off, you pervert!" She gave me a white look and slammed the door. I shouted at the door unwillingly, "If you change your mind, you can come to see me next door!" " "Say that finish, I strolled out of the ladies' room.

Being asked by a boy, "Do you have a boyfriend?" I was surprised and answered, "hmm?" Not yet, "he said with a smile. "Great!" Is my long-lost love coming? ! ! Then the boy said, "I was just thinking that if people at your level had boyfriends, the world would be destroyed, but fortunately you didn't." I ... saved ... the world ... that's ... great. ...

I have a serious question for you: My girlfriend is cheating on me recently. She always goes out with others at night and comes back by taxi very late, but she doesn't drive to the door. I peeked at her cell phone and she flew into a rage. One night she went out, and I hid on a motorcycle at the corner, waiting to see who would pick her up. It turned out that the motorcycle leaked oil. Sorry, this car has only been bought for one year. Is this oil leak guaranteed?

Ten Chinese characters destroyed in ten years: 1. Miss: From noble to vulgar; 2. Beauty: from stunning to gender; 3. Boss: From rare to everywhere; 4. Chicken: from birds to humans; 5. Milk powder: from food to medicine; 6. Experts: from experts to hooligans; 7. Cousin: From relatives to corrupt officials; 8. michel platini: From elder to husband; 9. Weighing: from measuring tools to weapons; 10. Temporary workers: from incompetence to omnipotence.

Visiting the night market, I: How much is this? Vendor: 380 This is real gold. I: 10 yuan. Vendor: Look carefully. This is real gold. I: 10 yuan. Vendor: OK! See you so persistent in selling you. Me: I'll practice bargaining if I don't buy it. Stall owner: Don't run if you have the ability, and see if the labor and capital don't chop you to death. . .

I just saw the family walking and the baby running in front. It is estimated that she has just learned to walk and runs badly. Her parents, who were in their twenties, walked behind and said, "How can I run in Baoer? Ah, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha. " ... I just want to know if these are my parents!

He looked straight ahead without looking at me: "Where do you want to go?" I want to go to … the lake, the grassland, the Potala Palace, the top of the mountain, the bottom of the sea and the world center. I want to go to every corner where you may appear, to every second of your existence, to have your future … "I touched his chest:" I want to go to your heart. The driver couldn't bear to drag me out of the taxi and gave me a good beating on the road.

When I went to work in the morning, I don't know if it was intentional. Santana in front drives very slowly, and people get bored when it's hot. In desperation, I honked my horn loudly. A few seconds later, hey! I saw the driver stop with one foot and kicked me off the bus.

Generously stepped forward and hugged the goddess' shoulder: "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting." When the goddess questioned "Who are you?" She whispered, "Excuse me … the man behind me is eyeing me … can you pretend to be my girlfriend? Just for a little while ... "Stay nervous all the way and look back from time to time. After a while, I let go in time: "Hoo ... finally got rid of that gay guy. Can I buy you a cup of coffee to thank you? "

At the light rail station today, the person in front went down the stairs and dropped ten dollars from his pocket. A girl in the back saw it, reached for it, and quickly returned it to him. The two of them began to talk. As soon as I saw my new skills, I quickly took out ten dollars and threw them on the ground. Well, I lost ten dollars. .