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The line "My grandfather was killed by the devil when he was three years old" makes people feel ridiculous. What other nonsense lines are there?

There are many bad films and few excellent ones. In the process of tucao film and television drama with the same plot, the audience found that more lines were pulled out than the plot. I can't help asking: is there something wrong with the writer's IQ or does the writer think I have something wrong with my IQ? The nonsense lines can be described as "let the past serve the present", and TV dramas and movies are in full bloom.

Nonsense lines in costume dramas

The Secret History of Xiaozhuang, as a classic childhood historical drama, received rave reviews and failed to escape the nonsense lines. In the play, Dourgen died, and the emperor shunzhi intended to settle his "sins" thoroughly. Ministers got the message, and a great god was the first to bear the brunt, saying, "All nine families of Dourgen will be punished!" I thought royalty and even the emperor shunzhi were one of the nine families of Dourgen, and the minister was courageous!

"Detective Dee Renjie" won the audience's love with its compact plot and meticulous logic, and was filmed one after another and passed down from beginning to end. A few years ago, because "Fiona Fang, what do you think?" When revisiting this classic film and television drama again, I saw a case. Fiona Fang looked at it this way: "If it is suicide, then her motivation must be that she doesn't want to live." That makes sense. I can't refute it at the moment.

In the original work "The Condor Heroes", although handsome guys and beautiful women are like clouds, the voice of spitting is much higher than praise, which can be regarded as destroying classics. JUNG WOO added the story of Li Mochou and Lu Zhanyuan, perhaps to make the plot more coherent and rich, but the lines were long and complicated. Lu Zhanyuan hugged Li Mochou affectionately and said, "Look into my eyes." As a result, Li Mochou replied, "What small eyes!" , was crit.

Boring lines in fashion plays

For a while, criminal investigation dramas were quite popular. There is a line in Hans Zhang's Ten Deaths: "These twelve broken hands are not from the same body." The total number of fingers of a six-fingered player is only 65,438+065,438+0. If the deceased has 12 fingers, it can be used for genetic research. This line just reminds me of the probability problem in my student days: there are 370 students in a grade, so how many people have the same Armano?

"Long legs in white school flowers", listening to the name is a very thunder TV series, rest assured that the lines are even more thunder. Among many nonsense lines, what impressed me the most was this one: the supporting actress was passionate, "Let's be friends!" " "The heroine:" Sorry, I want to be alone. "This is not the same as Bai Lianhua I have ever seen. What an unconventional reason for refusing!

Some comedies have nonsense lines for humor, and some classic works have problems because of lax censorship. However, some film and television works may have lines that writers are unwilling to elaborate, such as "My grandfather was brutally killed by Japanese devils when he was nine years old". I hope we can have snacks and expect more classic works.