Who is the laziest in the class # Tell jokes

Among individuals, quasi-lazy people, this money is accurate! "

A: "I haven't worked for several years. I should have money. "

C: "Oh, I'm too lazy to reach out! You put the money in my pocket! " Black Cat with White Nose A lazy man is dead. Go and report to the keeper.

Wang Yanjian: "What do you want to do in the afterlife?"

Lazy, "don't let me become a person again. People have to work, I am afraid of being tired. "

Shang Yan: "OK, I'll make you a cat."

Lazy man: "I can be a cat, but I want to be a black cat."

"What's that?"

"into a black cat, I hide in the dark, the mouse can't see me, it passed in front of me, just

You can eat it. "

"Well, I decided to turn you into a black cat."

"Don't be busy, my black cat will be different: the whole body is usually black, but the nose is white." "Why do you want to become a black cat with a white nose?"

"Let the mouse can't see me, only see the white nose, it will chew my nose, I can.

Eat it by the way. "

Once upon a time, there was a lazy man who ate, drank and had fun all the year round and didn't like work.

In autumn harvest, weeds in his field are higher than rice. He saw another man in the field.

All the rice is growing well. He ran angrily to the edge of the field, stamped his foot and scolded the crops: "Zhuang!" "

Crops, crops, you have no conscience! If you are afraid of the sun, there are weeds in the field.

Taller than you; Say you are afraid of hurting the old roots, I have never hoed you; Say you're afraid

Dirty, and I never burned shit on you. Do you think I'm sorry? "