A joke story about not being admitted to the university.

If you can't get into graduate school, you have to go back to your hometown to farm, have no shoes to wear, and your toenails are all black; From time to time, I have to be pulled to the corn field by village cadres to do advanced education; Hanging from the beam by her husband at night; There is no electricity at home, eating wowotou to live; I couldn't afford a condom, so I used pig intestine instead. A person is sick … I don't want to, continue to read and review, and I must be admitted this year …

Is this it?