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Humor and some words of encouragement.

1. Don't fantasize about being the darling of the job fair. When you understand that 70% of junior high school students can go to college, you will understand that people don't worship the majority of a group, and the unit needs people who work, not officials.

You can choose to persist or give up. There is no right or wrong. I mean for love, but the important thing is to stick to your choice.

If you keep thinking about who you hate and who shares your interests, you are all wet. What you have to think about is how to make others accept you, not what kind of people you can accept.

4. treat a stranger as a blank sheet of paper, or treat him as your friend. In short, don't treat him or her as an enemy, even if you hear more bad rumors about him or her.

People who love you, whether you accept it or not, should thank each other. This is respect for them.

6. Insist on saying nice things about others behind their backs. Don't worry that these kind words won't reach the ears of the parties. When someone speaks ill of someone in front of you, you just smile.

7. Take time out to exercise.

No matter how confused you are about the future now, don't forget to set a goal. It doesn't matter what one's past and present are, but what one wants to achieve in the future is the most important. You can't do anything great unless you have an ideal for the future.

9. Don't let everyone know the past, and respect people who don't like you.

10. There are many ways to achieve great things, but don't accept the methods you don't like.

1 1. Many things have been notified to you. Say thanks. Don't blame me for not informing you, because those things should actually be discovered by yourself.

12. In the process of persistence, when you are really tired, just read it and have a look, and you will have the motivation to continue to struggle. Remember, no matter how hard or tired you are, don't give up, let alone cry. After graduation, tears can stay.

13. Let your dignity bear enough. Society is a place that likes to break human dignity most. No one will keep it for you except yourself. Your place is a university, so you have room for failure and blow.

14. When you are in senior three, you should look like an adult. Freshmen should think you are their senior when they see you. You are very mature.

15. Don't panic when encountering great difficulties, but learn to be calm; Don't try to ask others. You used to have family members to help you. Now you need to face the challenge alone, find hope from despair, and your life will eventually be brilliant.

16. Learn to say thank you, but thank you is not perfunctory, but affirmation and reward for others' help; We should learn to say sorry, but sorry is not an excuse, but compensation and guilt for our mistakes.

17. If you have been eating or studying in the cafeteria, don't worry. It's normal to be alone in college. Do you feel lonely? Your friends are afraid that you think you have no free space, so don't think you have no friends.

18. Don't complain about the differences between schools and the unfairness in reality. Your unfairness is fair to others. It's up to you to change the unsatisfactory environment and strive for reasonable fairness.

19. If men and women still attach too much importance to looks in college, they may not suffer, but they will suffer sooner or later. Maybe, maybe.

20. During the holidays, either stay at home, spend more time with your parents and help them do something. You can be with them every day as before. Experience life in society more, because you should not only know how to live, but also learn how to live.

2 1. When you are upset or bored, go to the library for a dip. There is rare purity and tranquility in the book. Read more books, and life will gradually be less confused and more pursued.

22. Never look down on students from poor families. They have achieved the same results as you under relatively poor conditions, which has proved that they are better than you. Everyone's life should be equal, try your best to help them.

23. You can lose to anyone, but not to yourself.

24. Call home often, even if you say you don't want each other, in fact, your heart has moved; With a female (male) friend, you can't forget your parents.

25. Laugh more, and you will gradually make yourself really happy.

26. Make good use of public places to exercise and show yourself, even if it's just a speech in class. Don't be afraid of embarrassment, let alone be ashamed to say it, and don't laugh at disgraced people in public.

27. University is a new environment, and all your past is a blank sheet of paper for them. This is the best time for you to reshape your image, get rid of your previous shortcomings and appear as a brand-new image.

28. If you respect the cadres of the Student Union, tell yourself that it is because they are your seniors, not because they are your superiors. Everyone is just a student.

29. Never make up your mind to be a person who doesn't offend anyone. Some people object to being supported and then making their own decisions is a wonderful life.

30. No matter what level of student cadres you are, even if you have become the president of the student union, you should respect ordinary students. We are all students and should be friends.

Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake. So don't regret.

You really have to learn to be careful, but remember, always remember, there is always only one way to win in society, and that is strength, which is beyond doubt.

34. Life is varied. Don't be angry with new things you don't like. It doesn't matter.

35. Our life is really hard. First of all, we have to bear all kinds of external pressures, but we also have to face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life. Maybe just a brief glance is enough to make me excited, so we should learn to be grateful.

36. Calm down. When something important happens, people who can come up with a solution quietly and quickly are very powerful.

37. Society is full of competition, and so are universities. Winning the game depends on one's own strength.

38. An impact and endurance on work and study will give you special charm and personal strength.

39. If you like someone, tell him or her bravely. I said in Tianya that university is a place to study, but I understand the power of love.

40. Don't give generously in front of girls, just like a rich brother, even if you are really rich. You know, a woman who likes the money you have will betray you one day because of it.