A 20-minute football article about the stupidity of Real Madrid.

Written before the text: I have to say that things on the football field, whether you know football or not, whether you watch the ball or not, are probably dumbfounding when you see these words. ...

Of course, I also respect Barcelona's football style, although it is not my favorite, and I didn't deliberately ridicule Barcelona. Therefore, I reserve my opinion. The following text is basically taken from Sohu Sports for your reference only. As for my personal opinion, I will comment on the details after watching the game video again. ...

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Let's start with the last sentence of the blog post: "La Mathea Film and Television Academy" may be forced to do it.

When sorting out these things, there is always a feeling of helplessness and tragic. Perhaps this is also the mood of Mu Shuai now: helpless, unwilling, distressed and stubborn. At the post-match press conference, Mourinho blasted Barcelona's so-called "michel platini" UEFA.

"If I speak my mind, I'm afraid my coaching career will end early, but there is always a problem I can't figure out. Why is the referee Barcelona, whether Henning (Chelsea vs Barcelona in the Champions League semi-final in 2008-09), Frank de Bleeckere Ray (Barcelona vs Inter in the Champions League semi-final last season), Busacca (Barcelona vs Arsenal this season) or Stark (Real Madrid vs Barcelona this season)? And every semi-final is similar. We all think that Barcelona is a great team, but two years ago they eliminated Chelsea from the final with the help of the referee. They played 1 1 with Inter Milan for a long time last season. Fortunately, Inter Milan created a miracle and finally advanced. "

"Real Madrid could have won 0-0, and I want to replace Lars Diarra with Kaka. I don't know if this is because UEFA also has the bial Doctrine, or if Barcelona has given extra care to UNICEF. Of course, I would like to congratulate Barcelona, which has such a powerful force that no other team can match. The referee sent Pepe off and helped Barcelona solve all the problems. Sports competitions are fierce. Now we think it is even more impossible to turn over Barcelona away from home. Barcelona has actually entered the finals. I will continue my life, but I hope to get the answer to the above questions one day. Why does the referee always have to do something so obvious that everyone can see that the referee can answer this question himself, but I don't think he will say it. "

"Guardiola is a great coach, but he has only won the Champions League once, and the time of winning the championship is full of controversy. If I were him, I would be ashamed of the victory in 2009, and today's victory in Barcelona is like a scandal. I have great respect for Guardiola. His coach is of high level. I hope that an excellent coach like him can win a Champions League convincingly one day without any scandal or controversy. "

"Guardiola is a great football coach, but the Champions League trophy he won in the first year of his career originated from the Stamford Bridge scandal. If Guardiola wins the championship this season, it will be thanks to the Bernabeu scandal. I don't know if Barcelona sponsored UNICEF. I wonder if bial (president of the Spanish Football Association, regarded by the Madrid media as the umbrella of Barcelona) has any friends in UEFA. I don't know why, but Barcelona always does well. In front of Barcelona, other teams have no chance. "

"Barcelona must enter the final, they will definitely enter the final."

-Mourinho

Yesterday, I said: Real Madrid lost, and I feel one year older. It's boring to do anything all day.

I also said the day before yesterday: it doesn't matter if you win or lose. After all, the gap is there, but if you lose, you will never lose!

However, if Real Madrid loses in this way, then I can only congratulate the victory of La Marcia mode. They are really not local teams, because local teams can't do this at all! ! !

Harvey said: We won fair and square. Barcelona is taller than Real Madrid. We are the only team that wants to play football. Real Madrid is always thinking about speculating on ..........................! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I remember these words, especially "We won fair and square", "Barcelona is higher than Real Madrid", "We are the only team that wants to play football" and "Real Madrid always thinks about speculation"! ! !

It's time for best actor! ! !

After watching the game, Manchester United central defender Ferdinand couldn't help but say on Twitter that these acting schools don't play like men at all, and Manchester United and Barcelona are likely to meet in the Champions League final. I wonder what Ferdinand will do to the actors then.

Maybe that's what Lamassia is struggling with. They can't be like men. ...

Speaking of Alves, Pepe's red card was sent off naturally. As an actor, he really showed his "skills" in this process and was really hurt by others. Just, is this true? British Sky TV gave the answer.

Of course, the real "best actor" in Barcelona is busquets. When Marcelo took the ball, his hand accidentally touched busquets's face. It is this "gentle touch" that makes Professor Bu hide his face and fall to the ground in pain, and his legs are exaggerated a few times. This time, his acting skills have been improved. He quietly glanced at the situation on the field and covered his face tightly with his hands.

His apprentice Pedro also showed his skill and collided with arbeloa without a ball. This kind of situation is not uncommon on the football field. When Pedro got the real pass from Professor Bu, he fell to the ground immediately. He seems to have improved his skills and acting at the same time.

Go on, Alves, the new movie star. Looking at the photos, I was thinking that if he was really kicked, Alves would be carried out on a stretcher and returned to the court as if nothing had happened. Does he have to limp if his legs don't leave? You know, kicking him is the famous central defender Pepe, known as the fierce beast! ! ! Can it really hurt to kick him? Joke! ! !

According to the video shot by Sky TV camera, Pepe's right foot did not step on Alves. At that time, Alves avoided this flying step with a wave of his right foot after the clearance. It is estimated that Pepe is sinister and cannot collect his strength. The Brazilian fell to the ground with great cooperation, and everything looked almost perfect.

At that time, former football star southgate made comments on Sky TV. The former England international defender said: "An ordinary stampede may still get a red card, but since Pepe didn't actually kick his opponent, he should be given a yellow card more reasonably."

Let's review the specific process of La Mathea's joint performance:

The ball came between Alves and Pepe. The former tried to reach out and clear the ball, while the latter tried to break it, but Pepe slowed down and kicked Alves in the calf, and Alves immediately fell to the ground in pain.

then what then what

When Alves fell to the ground, six Barcelona players around him raised their hands in unison, and all the staff, including goalkeeper Valdes, rushed to the referee at the first time. However, Alves, who is about 10 meters away, is still rolling on the ground in pain, but no one cares ... this is really an interesting scene. During the whole process, no Barcelona player came forward to ask about Alves' injury, and no one called a stretcher or a team.

No Barcelona player came forward to ask about Alves' injury! ! ! No one called a stretcher or a team doctor in! ! ! What these Barcelona players want and care about most is Pepe's red card. Where's alves? Even if he dies, he has already contributed to the Nerazzurri! I think my inference should be all right? Of course, only if they don't know that Alves is okay. But how is it possible? How can they not care! ! ! That's a close teammate who gets along day and night! ! ! So, the conclusion is: they know that Alves will never get better! ! ! They already know! ! ! They already know! ! ! Then why is Alves so miserable! ! ! Then why did they send Pepe off? ! ! What's going on ! ! This is not the ability of the future Oscar winner. What is this? ! ! This is not a winner! Who is this? ! ! Get together! I'm completely stunned! ! ! What the fuck is this? ! ! So Bashan is like this! ! ! My sun ~

Of course, it is not that no one cares about Alves, the "victim" of this storm. The only people who "greeted" Alves were Emmanuel Adebayor, a new arrival in La Liga, and Emmanuel Adebayor of Real Madrid! ! ! Barcelona players need greetings from Real Madrid! ! ! People in Barcelona. What the fuck? I can only agree with this: maybe African brothers are new here after all and are not familiar with this business. ...

Now I admit that Barcelona's "realm" is far higher than Real Madrid! ! ! Let's throw in the towel! ! ! Admire you! ! !

Now let's read what Harvey, vice captain of Barcelona, said: We won fair and square. Barcelona is higher than Real Madrid. We are the only team that wants to play football. Real Madrid always wants to speculate. ! !

Barcelona is aboveboard! ! ! The realm is very high! ! ! Barcelona has no hype! ! !

Yes, yes, yes, your Barcelona is "very good and powerful", so we "respectfully" call you the "cosmic team", because people on earth can't do this level, and can't do this level! ! !

As for "michel platini", I won't say much. Let's talk about the so-called thankless manager FIFA. Mourinho blasted UEFA. As far as the matter is concerned, if there is a problem, people should be allowed to mention it and change it!

I remember Motta's red card against Barcelona last season when Inter Milan played away. A TV video clearly showed Boots's diving, but what did Inter Milan's appeal bring? Add one! Apart from michel platini, UEFA has enough children, right? Not only do you not correct it, but you also push your nose and face!

However, if you challenge authority, even if you are right, even if authority is wrong, you will still be punished silently. ...

"Football is a game, but you must talk about the rules in a game."

Maybe that's what Lamassia is struggling with. They can't be like men. ...

Speaking of Alves, Pepe's red card was sent off naturally. As an actor, he really showed his "skills" in this process and was really hurt by others. Just, is this true? British Sky TV gave the answer.

Of course, the real "best actor" in Barcelona is busquets. When Marcelo took the ball, his hand accidentally touched busquets's face. It is this "gentle touch" that makes Professor Bu hide his face and fall to the ground in pain, and his legs are exaggerated a few times. This time, his acting skills have been improved. He quietly glanced at the situation on the field and covered his face tightly with his hands.

His apprentice Pedro also showed his skill and collided with arbeloa without a ball. This kind of situation is not uncommon on the football field. When Pedro got the real pass from Professor Bu, he fell to the ground immediately. He seems to have improved his skills and acting at the same time.

Go on, Alves, the new movie star. Looking at the photos, I was thinking that if he was really kicked, Alves would be carried out on a stretcher and returned to the court as if nothing had happened. Does he have to limp if his legs don't leave? You know, kicking him is the famous central defender Pepe, known as the fierce beast! ! ! Can it really hurt to kick him? Joke! ! !

According to the video shot by Sky TV camera, Pepe's right foot did not step on Alves. At that time, Alves avoided this flying step with a wave of his right foot after the clearance. It is estimated that Pepe is sinister and cannot collect his strength. The Brazilian fell to the ground with great cooperation, and everything looked almost perfect.

At that time, former football star southgate made comments on Sky TV. The former England international defender said: "An ordinary stampede may still get a red card, but since Pepe didn't actually kick his opponent, he should be given a yellow card more reasonably."

Let's review the specific process of La Mathea's joint performance:

The ball came between Alves and Pepe. The former tried to reach out and clear the ball, while the latter tried to break it, but Pepe slowed down and kicked Alves in the calf, and Alves immediately fell to the ground in pain.

then what then what

When Alves fell to the ground, six Barcelona players around him raised their hands in unison, and all the staff, including goalkeeper Valdes, rushed to the referee at the first time. However, Alves, who is about 10 meters away, is still rolling on the ground in pain, but no one cares ... this is really an interesting scene. During the whole process, no Barcelona player came forward to ask about Alves' injury, and no one called a stretcher or a team.

No Barcelona player came forward to ask about Alves' injury! ! ! No one called a stretcher or a team doctor in! ! ! What these Barcelona players want and care about most is Pepe's red card. Where's alves? Even if he dies, he has already contributed to the Nerazzurri! I think my inference should be all right? Of course, only if they don't know that Alves is okay. But how is it possible? How can they not care! ! ! That's a close teammate who gets along day and night! ! ! So, the conclusion is: they know that Alves will never get better! ! ! They already know! ! ! They already know! ! ! Then why is Alves so miserable! ! ! Then why did they send Pepe off? ! ! What's going on ! ! This is not the ability of the future Oscar winner. What is this? ! ! This is not a winner! Who is this? ! ! Get together! I'm completely stunned! ! ! What the fuck is this? ! ! So Bashan is like this! ! ! My sun ~

Of course, it is not that no one cares about Alves, the "victim" of this storm. The only people who "greeted" Alves were Emmanuel Adebayor, a new arrival in La Liga, and Emmanuel Adebayor of Real Madrid! ! ! Barcelona players need greetings from Real Madrid! ! ! People in Barcelona. What the fuck? I can only agree with this: maybe African brothers are new here after all and are not familiar with this business. ...

Now I admit that Barcelona's "realm" is far higher than Real Madrid! ! ! Let's throw in the towel! ! ! Admire you! ! !