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The Chunxiao poem tampered with by Little Swallow in Huanzhugege

Spring sleeps without waking up,

Mosquitoes bite everywhere;

Cicadas scream again,

Can’t sleep every night

But it was not Xiao Yanzi who tampered with it, it was Fukangan who said it

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Seeing Xiao Yanzi bowing her head and saying nothing, Qianlong immediately grabbed her: "Little Yanzi, why don't you speak? Have you thought of a crooked poem?"

"Okay!" Little Yanzi raised his head and actually said: "Flowers bloom and fall, flowers bloom and fall..."

Before he finished speaking, everyone laughed again.

"Don't laugh, listen to me!" Xiao Yanzi shouted.

Qianlong tried his best to hold back his laughter and said: "Don't worry about others, speak for yourself."

"As soon as I got distracted, I almost forgot about it!" Xiao Yanzi continued:

"Flowers bloom and fall, flowers bloom and fall,

big and small trees listen to my words;

Today the emperor comes to hunt.

Both adults and villains are happy. !"

Everyone laughed wildly again, Ji Xiaolan cupped her hands and said: "Your Majesty! Under Zihu Gege's training, although Xiao Yanzi's poems are a bit straight, they are making progress. A lot! You see, the overlapping use of "big" and "little" in this poem breaks the conventional usage. This unique technique is rare in poetry. Moreover, the word "filial piety" also contains meaning! Among them!" Ji Xiaolan began to smooth things over.

Qianlong smiled: "What Xiaolan said makes some sense."

"Kang'an, it's your turn!" Qianlong looked at Fukang'an lovingly, "The general also You should learn some literature, like Erkang."

Fu Kangan had no interest in learning, and he had been leading troops in wars. After Qianlong asked, he had to complain secretly.

After thinking for a long time, I squeezed out a poem:

"I sleep in spring without realizing the dawn,

Mosquito bites are everywhere;

Knowing He screamed again and again,

I couldn’t sleep every night. "

"Boom!" Everyone laughed even harder, and Xiao Yanzi smiled and hit Yongqi, calling her mother. Ziwei laughed so much that she held her stomach and screamed "ouch, ouch".

"Oh my god," the little swallow laughed so hard that he was out of breath, "General Fu, you, the old man, can actually drive mosquitoes and cicadas into the spring. My little swallow admires you most now. It’s you!”

“Xiao Yanzi, you are no longer at the bottom,” Yong Qi couldn’t help but laugh.

Qianlong shook his head: "Kang An, you are different from Xiao Yanzi. You are a general who leads troops to fight. How can you convince the public by making jokes like this? Don't let me live up to my high hopes for you! From now on, You should ask Yongqi and Erkang for advice."

"Yes," Fukang'an was so embarrassed that he couldn't help but feel even more jealous of Erkang.